"I have to admit, when you texted me yesterday night, I was contemplating not coming." Kurt said, walking into Rachel's house, Puck was already sitting on Rachel's sofa.
"I know you could never refuse a makeover," Rachel smirked, "Come on, we're going to go raid my closet." She pulled Puck of the couch, and Kurt obediently followed her up the stairs of her father's large house.
"Hey, Berry, how come I've never met your dads? I mean, my mom knows every jewish person in Lima," Puck said, throwing himself onto Rachel's bed as she dragged Kurt into her large walk-in closet.
"My dad's are workaholics, they go on trips a lot." Rachel said, from inside the closet, "It's usually just me here."
"Aah, so you're open to sleepovers," Puck said, twitching his eyebrows suggestively.
"Not to you, Puckerman." Rachel said, chucking one of her fuzzy animal sweaters at his head.
"Wow, someone's got a temper," Puck mumbled, throwing the sweater on the ground.
"You know, Rachel, I'm kinda surprised. Why don't you wear some of these clothes?" Kurt said, holding up a pair of black skinny jeans, and looking at a pair of black and red nike's on the floor of her closet.
"Well, these are expensive clothes, as you may know. And, once I started getting continually slushied I gave up trying to wear them, just because I didn't want to ruin them." She said, pulling out all her ugly sweaters and cardigans and throwing them onto the carpeted floor of her closet.
"Well, that's not going to be an issue, once the school gets a load of you in this dress and these shoes, they'll be too busy trying to pick their jaws off the ground to throw any slushies." Kurt laughed, as he pulled a plain navy blue dress off the rack and matching peep-toe heels off the floor.
"You know, Rachel. Those mini-skirts do a lot for your legs. Just, try to stop talking when you wear them." Puck laughed again.
"Just, Shut it, Puckerman." Rachel sighed, rolling her eyes.
"You know what would drive Finn crazy?" Puck said, smirking at Rachel, "If you had sex with me, not only would it boost your reputation, Hudson would go crazy."
"I said I wanted to be seen differently, not like a desperate tramp, Noah." Rachel said, in a disgusted tone.
"Why am I here, anyways?" Puck said, sitting up on Rachel's bed, deciding to stop trying to get into her pants.
"I need your help with my new 'ride'." She said, gracefully walking out of her closet in a pair of black stiletto boots, and blue skinny jeans, a plain graphic tee, and a leather jacket.
"What kind of 'Ride' is it, Berry?" Puck said, finally getting interested in something.
"It's a classic, muscle car." Rachel said, pulling her new keys out of a drawer in her desk, "A Jaguar XKR convertible, in a color I thought was perfect for me, Cherry Red."
"Were did you get the cash for a car like that?" Puck asked, amazed.
"I sold my customized pink Prius, and since that only made up for half of the cost," Rachel started, "so, I dipped into the funds that I put aside for Julliard, I figured that my dad's are such workaholics that they could replenish the funds within the next 4 years."
"Do you have any idea how badass you're gonna look driving to school in that car?" Puck said, smirking at the thought of Rachel Berry wearing one of her miniskirts and stepping out of the bright red convertible.
"Not as much as I will when I drive up on my purple Kawazaki Ninja," She said, smiling smugly at Puck, waiting for an astonished expression, which did surely show up.
"Wow, Berry, you are serious about vamping up your rep," Puck said.
"Well, Noah, if it's okay with you, I need you to teach me everything you know about being the school BAMF," Rachel said, taking a seat on her bed next to Noah.
"All you need to know is how to be cocky," Puck said, flexing his muscles, "See, you're so freaking self-assured, you aren't cocky, you're confident."
"What's the difference?" Rachel asked, innocently.
"The difference is, to be cocky, you have to be jerky." Puck said, making a stank face.
"I think Rachel knows how to pull off jerky, Puck." Kurt said, stepping out of the closet, "I mean, listen to her the next time one of us performs in glee club, I guarantee you that a plethora of criticisms, will just spill out of her mouth."
"Just as long as she doesn't use the word 'plethora', and she's wearing those jeans, I think I'll be okay." Puck said, laughing.
"Well, Noah, I don't plan to dumb down my vocabulary." Rachel said, "But, I do plan on making myself such a sex-bomb that no one cares."
"Rachel, I'm not usually the one for self-empowerment speeches or crap like that," Puck said, giving her a weird stare, "but, I don't think that changing yourself for someone like Finn is going to make you feel any better."
"No, but it will hopefully make Finn feel a little worse," Rachel said, "I plan to use my new found looks to attract suitors in the form of the steamy studmuffins, and ultimately make Finn feel jealous."
"Well, I'm taken," Puck said, already knowing that Rachel wasn't going to ask him about pretending to be her fake boyfriend.
"Well, you weren't an option," Rachel snapped back, "although, my dating you might have drove Finn crazy."
"You could go after Mike, or Matt," Kurt suggested, still standing against the wall, "Finn would die knowing that he lost another girlfriend to one of his best friends," I have to admit, Michael Chang is a perfect contender to make Finn jealous. I have thought about that option a lot since yesterday, at the park. I actually can't get it out of my mind, he would make a great boyfriend. At the park, he was so caring, Rachel thought.
"You know, Mike is always talking about he loves dancing with you." Puck said, raising his eyebrows. Yeah, right after he talks about how cute you are, and how Finn isn't a good enough boyfriend, Puck tacked on, mentally, that Egg Roll is head over heels for her.
"Noted," Rachel said, shrugging slightly, imagining how being in an actual relationship with someone as caring and kind, and handsome, as Mike Chang, would feel.
Review, please? Oh yeaah, i'm not gonna give the huge details of her makeover, 'cause that's going to take away from the intended epicness of the first day back to school. Alsoo, I'm starting school soon, so, I'm gonna be updating less, especially 'cause I'm working on 2 fictions. If you want to, you can check that one out too. It's MikexOC-centric though. 3
okay, I'm done, just, review. (:
