Yes, two chapters up in the same day ^_^ and for those of you who are thinking "wait! what about TNM?" worry not, I will have more free time to write now that summer is over. Which means I will be more consistent in my updating of both this story and The New Manager.
Disclaimer: *Does the do not own dance*
The next morning Hidan woke to the warm, inviting smell of pancakes and a horrible headache, no doubt from the crying he did last night. He could feel the trails of dry tears on his pale cheeks and his eyes felt puffy as well. This happened more often than he would like to admit, he would awake at Deidara's place and realize he had been crying the night before over...over colors! They were just colors! He screamed it over and over in his head but his heart never believed it.
Hidan knew that something was wrong, when he was standing in front of that window he could feel faint memories tugging at his mind...but he could never quite grasp what they were. Red...green...the green was in the middle, red surrounding it...but there was something else...other colors...other shapes.
"Good morning~ Hidan, un!" the albino was snapped out of his thoughts when he realized the blonde was standing in front of the couch with a plate full of fresh pancakes that had a perfect square of butter on top in one hand, bottle of syrup in the other. "Have some breakfeast, un! The most important meal of the day~" Deidara sang, slightly startling the silver-haired. When Deidara was this happy it meant...
"Eat quickly, un! You have a job today~" Hidan sighed. Of course it was work related.
"What the fuck is it this time?" he mumbled whilst taking the plate and syrup from the blonde, proceeding to drizzle the sticky brown substance over the fluffy cakes.
"Well, the CEO of a jewelry empire is requesting you to model their newest line of jewelry!" the albino frowned, though he looked like a chipmunk from how much food he had stuffed in his cheeks.
"Fuys dow vhar jevry!" Deidara gave a slightly disgusted look and tilted his head, causing his to bangs fall in front of his left eye.
"Un?"
Hidan grunted before attempting to swallow the 3 pancakes he had in his mouth, after he finally succeeded he answered his further disgusted, but used to it, manager.
"I fucking said: Guys. Don't. Wear. Jewelry!" Deidara rolled his eyes. He had expected this.
"Yes. They. Do, un! Besides they specifically requested you because it's rare to find a young male model with silver hair and pin-" the blonde paused when he saw the glare directed at him from the chipmunk "I mean fuschia eyes." Hidan stuffed the last bite of pancake into his mouth and pouted.
"Che, I sure as hell don't want to be the face of jewelry, it's fucking feminine! And I bet this 'CEO' is a total bitch." Deidara scoffed, pointing a victorious finger at the albino.
"Ha! That's not true, un. The CEO is a man!"
Hidan's fuschia twitched "I still say he's a bitch...he's probably fucking gay! Ew, shit!...I don't want a douche hitting on me, seriously!" the blonde squinted his eyes at the model, who was obviously being too sarcastic for his taste.
"You will model for him because this job pays well. Go get ready, we leave in 30 minutes, un!"
As promised, 30 hellish minutes later Hidan, begrudgingly, got into Deidara's car to go to a stuffy office and listen to, what Hidan assumed to be, gay men talking about their ideas for marketing the new product.
"Remember Hidan, this job pays well and I e-"
"Expect me to behave?" Hidan finished. He heard this speech every time he got a new job, he was sick of it! Why did he need to hear this again? He never thought that maybe Deidara persisted to remind him because asking Hidan to behave never worked.
"Yes, and I mean it this time. Mr. Hoku is not a patient man. Do not make him angry, un!" the model simply rolled his eyes.
"Fine. I won't piss him off, happy?"
Deidara looked skeptically at his friend, should he trust him? no. Will he have a choice? no. "I hope that's true, un."
I have an unhealthy obsession with HidanxDeidara friendship, I find them too humorous together! It matches my unhealthy obsession with KakuHida XD
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