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Bella POV

"Oh. My. Edward." I said, as I looked out the window.

"Mommy, I know you love Daddy, you don't have to proclaim he's yours all the time. It's not like those sluts Jessica and Lauren are after him anymore." Nessie announced.

"Renesmee Carlie Cullen!" I yelled, angry about her language.

"What?"

"What was that word you used when you were talking about Jessica and Lauren?"

"Sluts."

"Nessie! That is a BAD word!"

"What is?"

"Sluts!"

"Mommy! Don't swear! I am ashamed of you."

"Nessie! Don't you change the subject!"

"Fine. Sorry."

"Now, tell me who told you that word."

"But you said tattleing was a bad thing, and that nobody would like me if I tattled."

"Nessie, I will always love you."

"And Daddy?"

"Yes, and Auntie Rose, Auntie Alice, Uncle Emmett, Uncle Jasper, Grandma Esme, and Grandpa Carlisle."

"And Grandpa Charlie?"

"Yep."

"And Jacob?"

"You betcha."

"I thought gambling was bad?"

"You know what, just never mind."

"Never mind what?"

"That's the spirit."

"Of what?"

"Just tell me who told you that bad word."

"Which one? I mean I LOVE YOU MOMMY!"

"You know more than one?"

" Maybe. A little bit....."

"Nessie!"

"Fine! Uncle Emmett told me!"

"He's gonna get it! Let's go!"

"We can't!"

"Why not?"

"You didn't tell me what was going on outside!"

"Oh yeah.......ummm.....it's kinda raining gumdrops."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

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