Author's note:

Hey-o! Here's the second chapter! Yey! And I am so sorry that Chapter 1 was kind of stupid. I apologize again. So here's chapter 2. Its kind of an early update cause I felt like doing it. Oh...

Disclaimer:

Oooh.. Ohhh.. Lalalala! I do not own Naruto! Lalalalala! And I do not own Akatsuki and company! Dadadadada...


Chapter 2:

"Breakfast with Deidara"

Tossing and turning, Hidan pulled his pillow close to his face, to trap out the insane noise from the outside world. "Oh frickin' hell!" He yelled as he threw the pillow down to the floor and moaned.

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Leaving the enraged Jashinist to his room, half of the group were in the kitchen while the other half were out doing something.

Sasori then entered the room and yawned as he gripped the ledge of the chair and passed this. He then ran his wooden finger on a table as he stopped by a bucket filled with cola. He then grabbed one and proceeded to his little trip and sat himself down the table. Already eating were Pein and Konan. The two were awfully quite, thinking nothing was wrong, he just drank the cola (1).

Mumbling something, Deidara stomped in towards the kitchen and grabbed a bowl from the cupboards and a spoon in the drawer. He then took the new cereal the cheapo Kakuzu bought. He groaned, and read the brand name, written in bold letters, "Goldy Flakes (2)"

More like 'Cheap flakes' Deidara thought grimly as he took it by the edge and poured a heaping of it to his bowl, along with milk. He then took a sit beside Sasori and ate.

Being the mischievous imp that he was, and everyone out of the kitchen, aside from he and Sasori, he had a snickering grin on. He stood up but was followed by the brown eyes of a red-head.

"What do you think you're up to?" Sasori sighed as he raised a brow.

Deidara just chuckled lightly and shook his head, "Nothing, nothing." He grinned as Sasori just sighed once more and added, "Tell me now. Or..."



Deidara, being the whiny guy that he is, and probably curious one, turned his head and looked at him. "Or what, un?" He asked, scratching his head.

Sasori just kept quite and stood up, leaving the room.

"Danna! Tell me!" He whined as Sasori glanced over him and had a rather slight smirk on.

"No more happy time for tonight." The red-head replied brightly as he looked at the blond who was tilting his head.

"Nooo!!" Deidara wailed, plopping down to the ground, it was as if everything was lost. No more happy time!? He thought grimly as he grimaced.

Sasori just sighed and picked his over-reacting partner and pinned him to the wall then left.

Deidara snickered again, Well, it's just for tonight, yeah. He thought as he took the box of cereal and started to put little bits of clay in it.

Chuckling to himself, he silently walked out of the kitchen just as Hidan and Kakuzu were about to enter.

Hidan mumbled something like, 'If that idiot of a blond ever do something stupid one more time, I'm going to shove his fucking head inside a horse's ass.' He stubbornly sat down and took the box of cereal.

Kakuzu then said, "Try not to destroy anything, dope."

Hidan nodding slowly and muttering something under his breath for the first time this day said, "Yeah yeah. No need to be in such a pickle, damn it."

Scooping one spoonful of the cereal...

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Deidara clasped his hands together as he let out a smirk and a devilish look in his eyes. He then said softly, 'Kats--" He was cut off when a hand was put over his mouth.

"Mmm... who..." Deidara said, his voice muffled as he felt the wood against his skin.

"Danna, un, let go..." He said one more time, his voice still muffled.

"That's not a bright idea." Sasori told him.

Deidara just glared as Sasori put his hand down and shrugged.

What Sasori no danna doesn't know won't hurt him. He thought, rubbing his hands together menacingly. He then peeked back in the kitchen and a smirk, yet again, trailed on his face.

"KATSU!" He said.



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"Did you hear that annoying shit-head, she-male?" Hidan muttered as he scooped the spoon near his mouth.

"I think it was..--" Kakuzu said.

"No fucking way! Not heeeerreeeee..." Hidan trailed off when a loud explosion occurred in front of him.

"YOU IDIOT! DAMN YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK OF A SUCKER!" He yelled, trying to get up from his position but found out that his head was not unattached to his whole body.


1 : Yes. Sasori is drinking something. It'd be a shame if in this whole fic he'd just be... staring at them eat.

2 : I made this up. If there is such a brand, sorry. XD

Seige: This is one crappy chapter, I know. Sorry again. My little sister is of no help. Dammit.

Itachi: Humph, at least I'm not in this one...

Hidan: By the power of the great Jashin! Die wench!

Seige: O...M...F...G! ITS A DECAPITATED HEAD!

Kabuto: Where!? Where!?

Hidan: Little witch! Where's that transvestite?!

Seige: Dunno...

Hidan: Where the fuck is Kakuzu?!

Seige: Dunno...

Hidan: Is 'dunno' all you can say!?

Seige: Dunno...

Hidan: That's it! Die, sucker!

Seige: How can a head-- never mind. Bye, guys!

Hidan: You better fix me up in the next chapter.

Seige: Damn! I said 'bye'. Now say bye, you little cunt or I'm decapitating your whole body!



Hidan: Little shit. Yeah. Yeah. Byeee... (Sarcasm)

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You can never truly have fun unless you throw it all away.

Oh by mind you! Not THOSE! Your Sanity!

Throw them all away and lets run to the insane haven...

For I am a person who's insanity is incomparable.