T: Here's the second chapter to my story, contains some humour in. Enjoy
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or its characters, only the story
I looked at the creation chamber, as the mayor called it, and looked at the two children that lay helplessly against the cold metal floor in the chamber. I had done similar experiments in my laboratory with my apprentices but, to the point of creating life from materials that should never be tampered with just, just didn't seem right at all.
"Ansem?" I looked down at my small friend who I had known know for a few months, and saw his worried expression.
"Are you okay? You seem troubled." Even though we have only known each other for a small amount of time he could easily tell I was worried.
"...Creating humans, I have never been one for playing god." I was too overcome by what that scientist and his team had done, this Hojo, he looked one of those crazy scientists you would see in films and read in stories, the classic mad scientist.
I stared at the man as he smiled at the children and laughed, he sickened me. You would think he has done things like this before, although that wouldn't surprise me.
"That man, Hojo, he disgusts me my friend, playing around with supernatural forces and using them like this, just, just makes me want to – never mind"
"You're worried about the kids huh?"
"...Yes. I can't leave them in the hands of these scientists." I stopped instantly; this wasn't the place for this.
"Come let's talk in privacy Mickey." We both left saying we needed some fresh air, although they weren't interested at all.
Mickey was the first to speak.
"What are you going to do? Rescue them?" Mickey asked with a serious face.
"We need to free them, if we can get them away from them, I am pretty sure we can find a loving family who would gladly take them in, I know without a doubt that they would take better care of them than those fools."
I knew that deep down I couldn't let them keep the babies otherwise they would bring them up as heartless slaves or worse.
"How do you intend to do that? We don't know anyone here." Mickey had pointed out a good fact. Indeed, we didn't know anyone here, and I couldn't go in and just take them, I wasn't as young as I used to be.
There must be something we can do, there must be, there just-
Something caught my eye, a sign advertising mercenaries, perfect.
"What is it?" Mickey turned around and saw it as well; a grin appeared on both of our faces.
Let's see if these 'Turks' are any good.
'The Turks, we handle any problems you have with utter ease'. Yeah for them, what about us, we have had no customers for a week and Elena and Rude's constant bickering is starting to drive me insane.
"RUDE!! Give me the shampoo, you don't need it!!" I could hear Elena's voice yelling throughout the house.
"NEVER!! I need the shampoo to keep my bald head shiny". Rude shouted back through the door.
Since when has Rude needed shampoo, the slightest sign of any hair and he shaves it off with extreme prejudice whilst yelling all sorts of insults at his hair for daring to come back.
"Tseng!! Tell Rude to give me the shampoo, he doesn't have hair so it's not like he needs it!" Elena asked giving me a puppy dog look, which had no effect on me although, I couldn't help but wonder, since when do bald men need shampoo.
"Elena. You're a Turk; you need to handle this responsibility like a 'true' Turk would." I knew my answer made sense; after all, I am the greatest of us all!
Then Reno busted from the walls that were made of pure hardened titanium with utter ease, which instantly got all our attentions, since when did Reno learn the ability to smash through titanium walls.
"THE CHOCOBOS WILL REBEL!! THEY WILL COVER THE LANDS IN DARKNESS AND YELLOW FEATHERS!! THEY WILL MAKE US THEIR STEEDS AND RIDE US INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE MOOGLES!! OH GOD HAVE MERCY UPON US!! ALL IS LOST!!" Reno exclaimed before jumping through the fridge.
He jumped through the fridge? The fridge is made of pure gold! Although if he can smash through walls I don't see what chance the poor fridge has.
Then Reno started making all kinds of odd sounds, the only two that were understandable was 'wark' and 'kupo', and I knew where he had been.
"Elena! Rude! Did you let Reno near the air fresheners again?" Reno suffered a horrible case of air freshener sickness; it was quite common on these islands I had noted.
"He paid us to let him near them, it was 10,000,000,000 MUNNY!!" Rude had exclaimed, finally opening the blast door that led to the bathroom.
"Really? And just where do you think he got the money from?" I asked with annoyance rising in my voice.
"Ummm...the bank?" Rude answered in one of these classic ways with an anime sweat drop rolling down his head.
"Correct Rude. It also just happened to be our bank accounts you moronic moogle!!"
I had it up to here with them!
Rude was then silent looking around the room with his sunglasses still on.
Wait a sec! He still wears them!! Even when he is showering!? I would need to ask him about this strange behaviour.
Then at last after a horrible week, the door opened and thanks to our little ringer thing we all immediately got into positions to make ourselves look good, at least that's what would have happened if Reno didn't yell.
"AHHHHHHHHH!! A WALKING DEFORMED MOUSE! AND A SMELLY OLD FART!! AND – AHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE DEMON CHOCOBOS!" Reno had yelled this from within the sink, how he got there is a mystery alongside many.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bonk bleh!!" Thankfully Elena had knocked out Reno before he could say any more random gibberish.
"Sorry about him, air freshener sickness. Elena, take him out back to Choco. We're going to need him to put him out of his trance." Thankfully our black chocobo was capable of using the rare move Choco esuna, which always got the job done.
"Welcome to the 'Turks', can we be of any assistance?" I asked the customers as they were staring in the direction where Elena had taken Reno.
"... Will that young man be alright?" asked the mouse.
"No need to worry about him he's not important at all ha-ha! Anyway what can I...?"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOT THE CHOCOBO STARE OF DOOM!! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reno yelled from within the torture - I mean Choco's pen.
"...As I was saying no need to worry. How can we help?" I asked getting back to the matter at hand.
"Um, yes we have an important task, it's extremely dangerous but we will pay you handsomely for it." Dangerous HA! Compared to tracking down Bahamut ZERO how hard could it be?
Flashback
"Tseng! How are we meant to track down a legendary dragon?" The newcomer, Elena, had asked me with worry in her voice.
"Nothing to worry about, I mean it's just a dragon that can cause a nuclear explosion, nothing to worry about." I stated proudly as we had always gotten our jobs completed.
"Am I right Rude?" Although I highly doubted that he would answer.
"..." Was all that had escaped Rude's mouth.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!! A FLOWER!!" Reno had been messing around with the mako reactors and was suffering mako poisoning.
"Are you sure we can find him?" Asked our old buddy Vincent.
"Absolutely!" I replied with a great big grin across my face.
"Then why can I see him charging up Tera Flare at an altitude of exactly 15,559 feet?" Vincent replied whilst pointing at the sky.
"Don't be stupid Vincent why would a dragon be in the sky? I mean it's... a... dragon?" it had finally dawned on me, I realised I had overlooked a vital detail!
And there he was at the correct altitude charging his famous attack, oh wait its-
BOOM!!
"AHHHHHH!!"
"AHHHHHH!!"
"AHHHHHH! A DRAGON!!"
"LUCRECIA!!"
"..."
End flashback
T: There it is. I hope you enjoyed it.
Story by: T
