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Flash back
I knew something was up in the maze when things started getting panicky, I could sense the extra magic twisted around the triwizard tournament cup so before Cedric could touch it, I grabbed it as quickly as possible.
I looked at Cedric with a sad expression on my face and mouthed sorry to him as I watched him fade away and the tugging at the navel feeling took over in full force. Lovely, how I just love the feeling of needing to puke for one's own convenience in I will never get used to that I would rather apparate yes I know how to do that I happened to have become friends with a certain Blond Slytherin Sex God as most girls would call him yes he is mouthwatering definitely with his six pack abs, Mmm… okay mind out of the gutter and no, I won't tell you how I know about his six pack, a girls allowed to have her secrets.
Anyway back to reality, I didn't mean to get distracted.
That's what I get for grabbing a port key meant to take me to my arch enemy but as suddenly as that feeling came a few seconds later it was gone of course leaving me dizzy as hell but ah I'll get over it.
Just not quick enough sadly to not get snatched by death eaters *sigh* the f-ing story of my life..I was dragged by people in masks almost made it feel like Halloween and I forgot my costume not I looked up and you wouldn't really be surprised at who I see worm tail they had somehow gotten him out of his rotting cell at the Ministry of Magic where he waited for his last and final court hearing.
Well suddenly I'm pushed up to a statue of an angel how ironic that the town of Godric Hallow the place of his accidental disintegrating body trick happened it would be his final resting place. I had a trick up my sleeves since they didn't give me a treat. I had all the deathly Hallows without them knowing of course.So Voldemort just had to pick a cemetery you'd think that if your practically coming back to life you'd pick a place a little bit more cheery then a cemetery full of dead people to be reborn in a new body. He must be some kind of sadistic bastard, oh wait, I already knew that.
Of course he took my blood and revived himself but as he became human or monster or snake human monster thingy not sure he was human to begin with though this new look did fit his personality.
Well as he came back the moment he turned his back I called on my magic and made myself invisible and called my wand to me I had created spells just for this moment because I knew that Voldemort's main goals would be to get a body back and kill me.
I cast the first spell, "Soulus Repairius" as the silver staticy spell hit its target I watched as Voldemort's body was lifted into the air and wisps of white came zooming from all directions including from me and suddenly just hit his body it looked like it hurt.And from how loud he's screaming I can only guess it's painful but at least his soul is whole now for the next part of my magic.
"Magicus removulus" and I watched as a green and dark tainted looking wisp of light air flowed from him to me and I absorbed it I hadn't thought that far ahead how the heck would I find a container that could hold his magic I didn't want it but it was the only way at the moment I mean I couldn't just put it into one of his followers.
That would have just been plane idiocy I mean even I'm not that stupid at times well all that was left was to kill him I placed a barrier around him and me so that his followers could not interfere I don't think he realized what I had just done to him he probably thinks that whatever spells I cast at him failed is he in for a shocker. Since for some reason he still has that sadistic sickening smile I mean imagine it with his snake face shudders ugh I think I'm going to be sick.Tom Marvolo Riddle is now just that, a mortal, a muggle, someone with no magic and I'm his grim reaper time to pay the toll I am the master of death I look on him as I watch he tries to use the killing curse on me but as he tries nothing comes out I stare at him he looks back at me enraged looking ready to kill not that, that wasn't what he was aiming for the entire time right. I mean hasn't he been aiming to kill me for the, oh I don't know since the freaking day I was born! Can't a girl get a break? I feel like I'm living in a freaking soap opera, oh no that bitch didn't just poison his tea but he's having an affair with Ikuto screw that shit I want some peace repeat after me. Who am I kidding the girl that just won't fucking die won't get peace not until the day I actually fucking die sometimes I think I look forward to that day.
But then again if I gave in there are a lot of assholes out there that would take pleasure in that and I sure as hell ain't giving them that pleasure I'd stay a live just to spite them.
Well any way Voldy screams at me, "what the hell did you do to me you stupid bitch," I looked at him calmly and said "This stupid bitch as you call me, has just returned every piece of your broken black soul and removed any type of magic from your blood you are now fully muggle as you so call it."
Oh I don't think I have ever seen some one get so pissed I almost laughed you may think I'm twisted oh wait I am… I'm not evil twisted I wouldn't go murdering people but with what you find out about me can you blame me for being a tiny bit twisted.
"Time to meet your maker death has decided that I shall be your executioner I won't make it too painful though for what you put me through most of my life I should torture the hell out of you just for fun but I won't I know mercy but not enough to actually keep you alive." The words just kept flowing out of my mouth without my brain even realizing just exactly what I said."Good bye Voldemort I hope you burn forever in the fiery pits of hell with all your other followers maybe one day I'll see you there," I smile evilly down at him and then the spell left my lips what I hadn't realized was that the shadow of death had come up from behind me and had wrapped its arms around me.
I knew I must have had a crazy glint in my eye. I don't want to admit it but can you blame me? I felt a small bit of satisfaction as his body hit the grass covered ground and the light leave his evil, black, stone cold eyes. The eyes of a murderer of innocence, one who killed in cold blood. The killer of my innocence. I still had some but he had made me face so many things what I would give to be able to have a normal life. What it felt like to have loving doting parents to be spoiled just for the fun of it to beloved sure I love my friends but lately I have been getting a chilling feeling from them.
Anyway as his body hit the ground I grabbed it dragged it over to the cup and grabbed it again as I did the port key activated again and sucking sensation happened again and as I landed I was surrounded by tons of people.
They didn't even notice the body down on the floor in front of me until someone screamed about Voldemort being in the vacancy and I finally had enough of the noise, took a spell and made my voice as loud as possible and shouted " Would you all just f-ing shut up so I can explain what's going on! With the way you're all acting, you'd think the apocalypse had hit!"
Obviously, they had no clue what that was. Anyway,I clear my throat, cancel the spell and look at every one "Well, as you can see, yes the body on the floor is our old friend Voldemort."People were looking at me as if I was insane, I sigh, if only they knew.
"But he is dead, I killed him. Happy now? The big bad Dark Lord is gone and if you want the few death eaters that I have trapped, all aurors should head toward the cemetery in Godrics Hollow preferably sooner than later as in right now."
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