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Barney was walking down the street minding his own business, okay, not exactly seeing as he was always aware of and interfering in at least one other persons business. To be honest, he was kind of still sulking about the gorgeous couple at the bar the other day.

Anyway, Barney was walking down the street when he narrowly avoided getting tackled by a guy who flew right past him and hit the brick wall to his side.

Instead of being knocked out (at the very least) at the impact like a normal person, the white haired guy simply stood up and frowned for a second before calling in the direction he had come from, "Oi! That was EXTREMELY not cool Hibari!" A split second later the guy (man) turned to him with a huge goofy smile on his face. "Are you EXTREMELY alright?!" He shouted in a mix of broken English and Japanese. Barney just nodded dumbly, still in too much shock to say anything.

"That's EXTREMELY good! I EXTREMELY didn't mean to almost EXTREMELY hit you! I'm EXTREMELY Sasagawa Ryohei, who are you?!" Barney got the feeling that this man couldn't speak in a normal conversational tone.

"I'm Barney Stinson," he said regaining his ability to speak as he offered his hand to the man.

"It's EXTREMELY nice to meet you!" The man said (shouted) as he enthusiastically shook the hand up and down until Barney felt like it was goig to fall off. "I EXTREMELY have to go now! EXTREMELY good bye!" And just like that he was gone, running down the street in the opposite direction Barney was going, leaving Barney behind wondering what had just happened.


AN: EXTREMELY short chapter but I just couldn't seem to make it any longer.