A/N: Chapter 2 also finally corrected :D
Hidan stalked after Kakuzu. It was lunchtime. Kakuzu had shown him around and now they were going to get something to eat at the cafeteria. They entered the cafeteria and Kakuzu sat down at one of the tables. Hidan just followed him sitting next to him. They weren't alone. Deidara, Itachi, Nagato and a blue skinned boy with darker blue hair were sitting at their table, too.
"Yo!" Kakuzu said.
"Mornin'" The blue skinned boy answered. Hidan noticed that he had shark like features and sharp teeth.
"What's wrong? You're in a pretty bad mood..." Kakuzu raised his eyebrows.
"Says the one who has more mood swings than a pregnant lady." The shark guy answered. "Anyway, Zabuza and Haku are driving me MAD! They were at it like rabbits yesterday, I couldn't sleep at all! None of us could! You should've seen Mangetsu this morning. He nearly chopped Zabuzas head off screaming like an idiot! I can understand though. He is a rather protective brother, especially when it comes to Suigetsus innocence. By the way, who's your little friend here?" He pointed at Hidan, who was fidgeting with his hands under the table.
Before Kakuzu opened his mouth, Deidara slung his arms around him and hugged him.
"Hidan! 'Kuzu is supposed to show him around the school because he is new!"
"Stop calling me that Deidara..." Kakuzu furrowed his eyebrows at the blonde shemale.
"Ah, nice to meet you!" The blue skinned boy said. "I'm Kisame."
Hidan nodded.
"I already heard from you, nice to meet you too, I guess." the albino answered.
"Really from where?" Kisame raised his left, perfect eyebrow. Suddenly, Itachi lifted his arm and pointed at Deidara.
"You talk waaaaay to much!" Nagato chuckled, shaking his red hair. Hidan winced when he suddenly heard a groan. Sasori let himself fall down between Kisame and Deidara. He was followed by a black and white skinned boy with short green messy hair. He sat down between Kakuzu and Nagato.
"What is it, danna?!" Deidara wrapped his arms around Sasoris left arm.
"HE is stuck at her again. We just went out of class and they began making out. How does she keep up with him!?" Sasori shook his red mop of hair.
"Who?" Hidan asked, poking the food in his bento with his chopsticks.
"Yahiko and Konan. I'm Zetsu, by the way." Said the green haired boy.
"Hidan. Isn't Yahiko your piercing friend?" Hidan asked pointing at Nagato. The red head nodded. Suddenly, Nagato was pushed aside and Yahiko and a blue haired girl, who held his hand, sat between Nagato and Itachi.
"Hey you guys!" Yahiko ruffled Nagatos hair, who, in return, mumbled some stuff and tried to straighten his hair.
"Oh! You must be the new boy everyone must be talking about! I'm Konan!" the blue haired girl smiled warmly at him.
"I'm Hidan. Why is everyone talking about me?!" he said.
"Because you're new. It is always like that when there are new kids at school. They talk about them for about 1-2 weeks and then, the rumors start." Konan said.
"What rumors?" Hidan said while eating.
"Well you know like,if your rich or poor, if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend. Things like that." Deidara said.
"Great! Just great!" Hidan groaned, leaning back in his chair and throwing his head back.
"Don't worry. They'll shut up eventually. Just give it some time and ignore their comments, then you should be alright." Itachi smiled. Hidan sighed. How was he going to survive this school?
*** Time Skip ***
Hidan was sitting in his next class, English, with Itachi. Their teacher, Asuma, was smoking through the whole lesson. He was talking about Shakespear. Hidan only listened to half of his speech. He already had that last year at his old school. He noticed Itachi doodling in his notebook.
Carefully, he looked to his left to see what exactly Itachi was sketching. His lips turned into a smirk. The raven haired boy was doodling himself holding hands with Kisame. Hidan noticed Itachi smiling and a pink blush tinting his cheeks.
"So you're in love with shark boy? Pretty nice." Hidan whispered. Itachi winced.
"Don't tell him, please! Promise me you won't tell him!" Itachi panicked. Hidan chuckled.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to tell him anything." Hidan smiled. Itachi sighed letting his head hang. "But you're going to tell him!" Hidan smirked.
"WHAT!" Itachi screamed.
"Itachi, 's anything wrong?" Asuma raised his eyebrows, puffing out a cloud of smoke.
"N-no. I am fine, thanks." The Uchiha felt the sweat rolling down his face. "Why should I do that?!" He whispered to Hidan.
"Weeeeell, if you don't tell him, you'll never know if he feels the same for you, you know?"
"Well that's true, but still! He'll hate me if he doesn't like me back!"
"Bullshit! If he is your friend, he'll like you no matter what. 'Cause if he doesn't feel the same, he is just going to say so and that's okay. You'll have to get over it then..."
"You sure?"
"Totally!" Hidan smiled at him. Itachi sighed again. They packed their stuff and left the classroom when the bell rang. They met with the others at the school gates and began walking.
"Soooo~, Itachi, you are still throwing that party at Saturday right?" Deidara asked sweetly.
"Yes, why?" The raven raised his eyebrow.
"Well, why don't you invite Hidan too?"
"Sure why not." Itachi turned to the albino. "Or at least, if you are fine with it."
"Sure." Hidan said.
"Great!" Deidara screamed hugging Hidan. Sasori sighed.
"Deidara! Stop screaming all the time! You are way to loud!" The red head slapped him on the shoulder.
"Uh, by the way, I'm not sure if I'm coming." Nagato suddenly said.
"Awww! Why not?" Yahiko pouted at hist best friend.
"If I'm going, I've got Naruto sticking to me like he is glued at my back. It would destroy the mood if I'd bring a 13 year old to a high school party."
"Nah, it's fine. Actually, it is pretty good. Take him with you. He can play videogames with Sasuke in his room. That way, Sasuke won't be a bother either."
"If you say so..." Nagato said.
"You better give Hidan you adress. At least, I think he doesn't have it..." Zetsu said. Hidan noticed that he was pretty quiet.
"Yeah, sure!" Itachi said. But was interrupted by Kakuzu.
"Don't worry, I'll get him. Tsunade gave me much information about him." Kakuzu smirked.
"What information?!" A pink blush spread over Hidans cheeks.
"Your adress, phone number, mobile number, birth date... things like that..." Kakuzu said.
"Ah, okay." Hidan said shrugging.
"Thats pretty good, exchanging phone numbers will be much easier that way!" Konan grinned.
Hidan sighed. Then he parted ways with his new 'friends' and went home.
