: pippen; OH MY GOSH *GANDALF WALKS IN WEARING A SPEEPO WITHA HORRIBLE MOON BURN
: frodo: thats... thatsmentally scaring
: Legolas: I second that
: aragorn gimli and legolas: *twitch*
: boromeir: maybea we should send deneathor, and gandalf to the spa next?
: Legolas: I thought you died
: merry: but pippen wants to gowith them, they can have a mud bath together!
: aragorn:that perverted
: pippen : id rather be peeled alive
: pip: then be---hey who abbreveated my thingy that says i am talking?!?!
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: oh sorry,
: perigrin:real funny
: Homicidalpotatoes: Jasperwillkillmytoaster, don't do that, and no more calling Gandalf G-dog
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: FINE!!
: Homicidalpotatoes: Thank you
: *RUNS TO MINAS TIRITH
: I thought you blew that up
: everyone: should we be scared?
: yes, yes you should
: *minas tirth explodes*
: O_o
: everyone: oh my god
: *ah flaming gimli land in front of them*
: Legolas: I vote we don't put him out
: gimli: we didnt know, we could save them, too late
: aragorn: put him out with what!?!?1
: Legolas: Thats the point, we don't put him out
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: *appers with fire extiguisher*
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: will this work?
: aragorn: yes
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: *beats gimli over the head with fire extinguisher*
: Pippin: What the heck?!?!
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: worked al right" *skips away into mordor where screams of terror from the eye can be heard
: Legolas: I enjoy this person
: Everyone other than Legolas: *bangs their head on rocks*
: aragorn: that girl makes sauron seem like barbie
: Legolas: *Thinking: At least they arn't talking about the insane idea that Gimli and I are married......*
: gimli: marry her
: *flamming orc appers and scorched gimli
: Legolas: You wan't me to marry the evil of the Earth?
: legolas: didnt you learn NOT TO TEASE HER!?!?!?
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: he is older that my caveman ancestors
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: we are not asking you to marry the toaster are we
: Legolas: Good point, I am 3,000 years older than she is
: aragorn: wait all nine nazgul approach, take the hobbits homicidalpotatoes jasperwillkillmytoaster go home, get safe!
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: aragorn thats gimli moaning in agony
: Homicidalpotatoes: You think the Nazguls would stand a chance aginst Jasperwillkillmytoaster?
: everybody turns to look at gimli
: lets show a flash back
: flashback!!!!
: Oh god
: you ever going to start the flashback?
: the sounds of the deep breathing of the naz gul filled the air."homicidalpotatoes....." jasperwillkillmytoaster whispered. "what?" homicidalpotatoes hissed back. "your not scared are you" jasperwillkillmytoaster said. HELL YES!!!" homicidalpotatoes answerd. "ha," jasperwillkillmytoaster jumps forward. anyone withen a 100 mile radius of weathrstrop that night could her the wail and cries of the naz-gul running screaming from the old fortress any body walking around near bree could find a naz gul sucking his thumb in fetal position.
: end of flashback!!
: I wouldn't have been scared
: alcia: except for the fact that i had a torch...
: I still would not have been scared
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: sure sure
: legolas: where were you when we battled for middle earth!?!?!
: getting her allergy stabs, shes allergic to the world
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: not alive
: if you wern't Alive then how are they here now, suggesting that they are from an alternete demisnon
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO REVEAL MY ONE WEAKNESS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
: lol
: they arent here we are there
: what that your allergic to the grass
: homicidalpotatoes!!
: then we could have gone there during the war
: gimli: you mean i could defeat her with this, *hold up hand ful of grass*?!?!?
: jasperwillkillmytoaster: try it dwarf see what happens
: no, not when she has her alleregy impalements
: gimlidoesnt listen to warning and throws grass at jasperwillkillmytoaster*
: aragorn: it was nice knowing you gimli...
: Legolas: good bye
: saron: *watching the fanghorn forset and see a dwarf size shape fly out of the forest and into moria*
: *dies of laugter*
: i think we should cut
: the end!!
: okay
