Author's note: Hope you enjoy this chapter!


My Alibi

Chapter 2: Sasuke's alibi

"Wait what's going on?" Naruto asked while looking around the room at everybody, since he was the closest to the front of the room. "Is this like detention?" Naruto asked with his eyes opened wide. "This will so not look good on a college resume."

"Technically it's called like in school suspicion." Sasuke said while he was lying down on the couch with his hands on his stomach.

"That's even worse!" Naruto said worried.

"You'd be the expert on that." Sai said to Sasuke while he was carving a design on the plastic table in front of him. Sasuke glared over at Sai with a 'fuck you' kind of look.

"What even happened?" Sakura asked while she looked around the room.

"All I know is that it happened during first period." Neji said.

"And we all missed first period." Sai said sarcastically while he looked up from his drawling.

"Maybe someone let a bunch of snails lose in the school cafeteria?" Sakura wondered. Everyone in the room looked up at Sakura in a 'WHAT' kind of way.

"HUA?" Sai asked while looking at the prep in front of him. Where the hell did that come from?

"Or someone vandalized the principal's car with some crappy graffiti." Sasuke said with a smug look on his face.

"Crappy, that's like another word for visionary right?" Sai asked while he turned around and looked at the punk sitting on the couch all smug like. "You got a worse record then I do skater boy."

Sasuke sat up and looked at everybody in the room. "You all think I did it?" Everyone looked away from him in a guilty way. "You guys are so unimaginative." Sasuke said with a roll of his eyes.

"Look at you, thinking you're so much better than everybody else." Neji said finally sitting up in his chair.

"You think you're better then people who think their better than everybody else. So for counting points for seniority, score one for you." Sasuke said in a prick way.

"If you really did do it Sasuke, then you should really just confess." Naruto said getting a bit pissed off.

"Fine you wanna know what happened?" He said; everyone turned around to look at him. Everyone nodded thinking he was going to confess right there. "Well I had P.E. this morning."…

Sasuke is sitting there on the gym floor tying up his shoe laces. "I'm not really a big fan of P.E." Sasuke instantly gets hit upside the head with a basketball. He picks the ball up, throws it at the players with a 'fuck you' look before he stands up. "I've noticed a few girls get out of it on a pretty regular bases." Sasuke looked over at some girls hand the coach a piece of paper, and he reads it over.

"Made me began to wonder what was in these mysterious letters to make coach excuse these girls without a question?" The girls walked away from gym class with their cell phones up against their ears. "Then it occurred to me." Sasuke's face gets wide with realization. "So I wrote myself a note, and of course I had my mother sign it." Sasuke is outside in the hall way, while he is writing a note on a ripped off piece of paper. He signs it and walks up to coach. He passes him the note with a smirk on his face. The coach reads it.

"You've started your cycle?" The coach reads back to Sasuke.

"Wow, my MAN cycle." Sasuke said back to the coach with a look.

"What?" the coach asks.

Sasuke instantly becomes a politician on the gym floor. "In 1920, our U.S Constitution gave women the right to vote." Sasuke was looking out at the crowd of gym people who looked up to see him montage. "August 23, 2008 men and women took off their shirts and took it to the streets, for the first annual Go Topless Day. Our country is a bastion for equal rights, between the sexes." He said for his moment of harmony. He then glares at the coach. "It goes both ways. Men are sensitive, just like women. Men have emotions, men have cycles. And if those girls can get out of gym because of their monthly visitor, so can I." Sasuke said with a nod. The students started to clap and the coach whipped a tear that was going down his cheek.

"I was excused; I went home, put myself on Titanic and had myself a little cry." Sasuke said now away from the couch and right next to Naruto's ear. The blonde blushed at the closeness, but snapped back.

"I thought you were going to be honest for once." Naruto muttered under his breath.

"Guys like him never are." Sakura said with a grin.

"It may be hard to believe, but Coach is pretty sympatric when it comes to hormonal fluctuations." Sasuke said leaving Naruto's ear and glaring over at the pink chick on the table.

"Eww." Sakura said back with a face.

"Well thank you so much for wasting everyone's time. But I gotta be out of here at three." Neji said while pointing of three of his fingers at Sasuke. "I got recruiters coming to my game tonight."

"If you're so determined to leave, Neji, then tell us what kind of evidence you're hiding in that huge gym bag you're carrying." Sasuke said while looking down at the bag. Everyone took a peak over at the bag. Neji reached over and gapped the bag and moved it closer to him.


Hope ya'll enjoy. I'll be updating soon because this story is really fun to write

*~ashley~*