I don't own Danny Phantom or the cast of Jerry springer. The DP characters are doing a life sentence to their owners without the chance of parole. The Jerry Springer cast owns themselves. Enjoy Part two of Danny Phantom meets Jerry Springer.

Set Of Jerry Springer

"Welcome Our guests today are coming out the closet with their secrets Please meet Bertrand. Bertrand says he has more secrets than anyone knows." Jerry said in his normal tone.

"Hey Jerry if you don't know I am a ghos.t" Bertrand said causing everyone to chant.

"We love ghosts! We love ghosts! We love ghosts!" The audience chanted making Bertrand smile.

"Now I have come to let my girlfriend Penelope know a secret about me." Bertrand said.

"What is your secret?" Jerry asked trying to get the info for the audience.

"I was born a woman." Bertrand said causing the audience to gasp in shock.

"Woah, that was something I didn't see coming." Danny said holding his hand over his mouth.

"You are telling me, if he was born a woman how did I banishing him with my kiss?" Kitty asked Danny in shock.

"So did you have an operation to completely change your gender?" Jerry asked also astonished at this piece of information.

"No my ghost powers can do more for me than just change my shape. With them I can also change my gender if I want." Bertrand said changing to his original gender for a second and the changed back to his male form.

"Ok we had Penelope on the back stage so she doesn't know anything about this so let's bring her out Here is Penelope Spectra!" Jerry said as the crowd cheered.

Penelope came out wearing her usual red suit with matching heels and black shades. Penelope at this point walked up to Jerry making sure to add sway to her hips.

"Hey Jerry, how about after the show I take you in for one of my sessions?" Penelope said while winking.

"Maybe we will see. Bertrand tell her want you need to tell her." Jerry replied in his normal tone.

"Penelope, I have always love you, But before I can ask you to marry me, I need to let you know I was born as a woman." Bertrand said waiting for Penelope's reaction.

"Ok how is that possible? I know you can shape shift, but it is impossible to change your gender. Besides if you were a woman, Kitty's kiss wouldn't have banished you." Penelope said in the same astonished tone that was heard before.

"Well unlike Amorpho who can only look like the opposite sex, I shape shift my DNA down to my XX strand and change it to XY. But seriously I was born a woman." Bertrent explained hoping for the best.

"Well I have one thing to say and to do. First off are there any real men out there who want a real woman?" Penelope said causing the audience to cheer except for Danny and Kitty.

"You are leaving me why? Just because I was born a woman? I thought you loved me." Bertrent said feeling her heart break.

"You lied to me for all this time! It wouldn't have been so bad if you told me the truth in the beginning, but you lied to me! Now you are going to get it!" Penelope said as she summoned her energy and grabbed Bertrand.

"Ghost security come on out now!" Jerry shouted and about 3 of Walker's ghost police came out only for Penelope send them flying.

"I am going to kick this little worm's ass for lying to me! Besides me and him are already dead Jerry so you don't have to worry about us killing ourselves." Penelope said as she continued to beat the snot out of Bertrand.

"Get the Gender Bender! Get the Gender Bender! Get the Gender Bender!" The audience chanted as Penelope continued to let out her rage.

However within moments the doorbell rang stopping the commotion.

"Oh it looks like we have a surprise guest let's bring them out!" Jerry said with a knowing smile.

Within moments The last person anyone expected to come out did. Walker went right through the door, and proceeded in making out with Penelope.

"You son of a bitch! You will experience pain like you never had before!" Bertrand said as he shape shifted into a giant wasp and went in charging at walker.

However, Bertrand missed walker and instead stung Penelope causing her great pain. Upon seeing this Walker became instantly pissed.

"Causing pain to my woman? That is against the rules!" Walker said in a very annoyed tone.

"Oh Shut up you son of a bitch! You can't fight and you know..." Before Bertrand could finish that sentence Walker punched Bertrand in the face.

Bertrand then changed back into her original female from when Walker proceeded in grab her by the collar. Bertrand's female form was surprisingly attractive. She stood 5 foot 2 and had an hourglass figure. She had full hips, a C cup bosom and Silver hair. Her skin was even more flawless than Paulina's with the exception of a star-shaped scar on her right cheek.

"I don't care if you are a female, you hurt my woman you face the consequences!" Walker said only to get booed by the audience and to get tackled by one of Jerry's old security guards.

"You don't hit a woman! I don't care what she has done to you!" Said a large bald Gentleman.

"Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!" The audience chanted and he grabbed walker.

"You should be ashamed of yourself calling yourself a law man and hitting women!" Steve explained in a pissed off tone.

"You know if I was a human I would be afraid now, But unlike you I am dead and don't care!" Walker said grinning.

"Security we have no choice pull out the Fenton Thermos." Jerry said as one of the security guard pulled out the thermos and sucked Walker into it.

"Bertrand make your plea if you want Penelope back." Jerry explained.

"Penelope I am sorry about lying to you, but I was afraid this would happen so I kept my secret under wraps. But why were you cheating on me with Walker?" Bertrand asked.

"Back when I thought you were a man, I started think you had a little too much sugar in your tank so I went to find a manly man. But look at yourself, Even though you can be a man, you weren't born on. What is worse is that as a woman you are even more beautiful than me! You know how I feel about being beautiful and I wouldn't be able to deal with dating someone whi is more so than me." Penelope explained.

In the Audience

"I always knew there was something more to Bertrand, But I never guessed this. But then again it does make sense because no matter what I never heard of a man ratting out someone because he wasn't invited." Kitty said remember her girl's night out.

"Was that the day that you, Penelope, and Ember turned Amity into a female only Utopia?" Danny asked remember the conversation.

"Yeah it was, and it was great until your mother, sister, and girlfriend ruined it!" Kitty said in a slightly bitter tone.

Back on stage

Walker was then released from the Fenton thermos for the last part of the segment.

"Now Walker if you try to fight a woman once again I will suck you back up into that device again! While we don't care if you beat each other to within an inch of their afterlife, we won't have you fighting women!" Jerry explained.

"Let him try it again, I will kick his ass!" Steve said as he put on a Specter Deflector and a set of Ghost Gauntlets.

"Now Penelope your relationship with Bertrand is over now right?" Jerry asked.

"Right I can't be with a woman who is more beautiful than me. I would just feel like less of a woman if I did." Penelope explained.

"No matter, Even though I will miss you I know I will find someone better. Hey Steve what about you?" Bertrand asked winking at the bald security guard.

"Sorry I am not interested. Even if I was I am married, and have kids. I won't wreak my family for you. Don't worry though you are a beautiful spirit who will find someone better." Steve said sincerely.

"Now Penelope you will be leaving with Walker correct?" Jerry asked.

"That is correct Jerry." Penelope said still winking at Jerry.

"Walker do you want to be with Penelope." Jerry asked.

"Leaving a beautiful 100 percent woman by herself? That is against the rules." Walker answered in his own way.

"Ok we will be back!" Jerry said as the audience cheered.

Stage out.

So ends part two of Danny Phantom meets Jerry Springer. As I said before this is a redo of my old version of this with a few changes. If any of you have any ideas for crack pairings post them in your reviews. While the next chapter is set no matter what chapter 4 and beyond won't be. R and R people.