Welp, for those of you who actually liked chapter 1, here's chapter 2. So enjoy yourselves. And sorry it's short, I didn't really know what to write for this one. Disclaimer- I DOES NOT OWN!


Chapter two- Pester me Not

John's P.o.V

I sighed and stepped out on my porch. It was a nice day out but only a few of the Sburb players were out and enjoying the weather. I smiled softly and sat on one of the chairs to my right. I peered out over the railing and saw Karkat walking out of his house. He seemed to be going out on walks lately around the same time every day. I found it slightly weird, but who was I to judge. I smiled and waved at him but he didn't seem to notice. I frowned but shrugged it off and went back to relaxing in the nice weather.

About 10 minutes later I heard something. I looked out over my railing and saw Karkat skipping down the sidewalk. Karkat, skipping? Only, it didn't look like Karkat. This guy had on a bright orange sweater with the sleeves having three different colours. He also wore the same coloured orange shorts with white suspenders hanging down. He wore white sneakers and was dragging a, lollipop? I was about to call out Karkat's name before the stranger jumped onto Karkats porch and walked in. I sighed and shruged it off. I know I should go check that out, but I shouldn't pry. This was going to come back and bite me, I just know it.

After about an hour after I saw that other Karkat, I was inside watching one of the best movies of all times; Con Air, when I heard my laptop go off. It was the sound it made when I had a message on pesterchum. The sound went off every 10 seconds or so. It was really starting to get on my nerves. I paused the movie and walked over to my desk where my laptop lay. Who wanted to talk to me this bad. I opened it up and clicked on my message box. It was Karkat who had kept messaging him.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

[CG] HEEEYYYYY JOHN!

[CG] JOHN, I KNOW YOU'RE HOME!

[CG] C'MON JOHN ANSWER ME. . .I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING

[CG] DON'T MAKE ME BEG JOHN, PLEASE?

[CG] FINE JOHN, YOU GIVE ME NO CHOICE. . .PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

[CG] PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[CG] OKAY, WELL IF YOU DON'T WANNA ANSWER ME. . .

I stared at my screen with a very. . .disturbed face. What had gotten into Karkat. Well, I better answer him before he starts pouting or something.

[EB] Jesus Christ Karkat, what's gotten into you?

[CG] YAY YOU FINALLY ANSWERED

[EB] Yeah, I was watching a movie. What do you want?

[CG] OH, I WAS WANTING TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT. YA KNOW, LIKE FRIENDS DO?

[EB] Since when did you consider us friends? Last time I checked, you said you hated me enough to be your. . .uhm, what do you call it?

[CG] KISMESIS?

[EB] Yeah, thats it

Whatever Karkat was on, it was starting to scare me. I'm becoming very concerned with my friend, or whatever we are. I'm not sure anymore.

[CG] SILLY JOHN, I COULD NEVER HATE YOU. NOW COME ON OVER SO WE CAN HANG! IF YOU DON'T, I'LL START BEGGING AGAIN

[EB] No! I mean, you don't have to do that. I'll be right over.

I freaked and typed furiously, I did NOT want him to start saying 'please' again. I sighed and saw as he told me to hurry and logged off.

[CG] OKAY, HURRY UP! I JUST CAN'T WAIT! SEE YOU SOON

carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

After turning off my computer and making sure I had my keys and phone, I walked out my door and made my way over to Karkat's. I don't know why, but I have a very bad feeling about this visit.


Sorry it's mainly pesterlog, I wanted to start the next chapter with the first meeting of T!Karkat.

Dave: Still can't believe you did that.

Author: Shut it Dave

John: Yeah, why did you kill him?

Author: JOHN! You aren't supposed to know he's dead yet. -sigh- lets move on to chapter 3, huh?