thx Guest ;)
"I should never have gone on that date at all! It was already weird that Zoe suggested meeting at this steakhouse that serves the most delicious steaks in town only to insult the waiters there before heading to an organic restaurant where the most trustworthy dish was a ridiculous small plate of vegan Zucchini Spaghetti for $17!"
By now Aria is laughing like crazy. She would have enjoyed the vegan noodles but she knew how much I'm into proper food like steaks or pizza and large portions. And she probably thought about that time Ezra had taken her to a vegan restaurant and had regretted it the minute he had seen the menu.
I needed to speak to someone who understands me after that weird date. That's why I called Aria. When her mother learned about her relationship with our English teacher in high school she tried everything to hook her daughter up with someone 'more appropriate' for her.
"Oh Emily.. Why did you even take her home after that?"
"I don't know. She seemed like a nice girl, kind of. I was pretty impressed when she told me about her volunteering in Nicaragua for Habitat of when she complimented with sophisticated words like being more photogenic than Venice I decided to give it a shot."
Since Aria is not saying anything at all I know she must be raising her right eyebrow and shaking her head, so I continue.
"Maybe that was the reason why I didn't get behind her plan to only use me as her bed bunny to try her new app."
Not that I'm totally against having a casual affair but seriously asking me to try a Kama Sutra app? On the first date? And after I told her at the restaurant how I wanted it to take slowly?
"Look, Em. I gotta go. But talk to you tomorrow?"
"Yeah. Take care. "
"You too. And don't worry there must be some hot girl in this universe who's gonna invite you to an unhealthy dinner one day. So keep looking out for her – but try to get your mom out of your love life!"
"Haha. I'll try my best.."
