Disclaimer: -looks at previous chapter's disclaimer- Nope. Still don't own it. What a surprise, right?
Dedication: Yep. It's all for you Keiyou so you'd better draw me some fanart, missy, or I'm going to start killing off some of your favorite characters. -evil grin- Alright, no more theoretical caffeine for Spirit-chan. -pouts-
[Update: Yay! It's art! My awesome sister made an awesome bit of FanArt for this chapter. If you'd like to check it out go to my profile and look for a link listed under 'FanArt.' :)]
Author's Note: Wow, I'm amazed at the response I got last chapter. Really. I had my first five reviews within the first two hours of uploading this and that's pretty fast as far as my experience goes. Things are going to flow a little different this chapter, not quite... well, you'll see. Should still be fun.
Warning: If you thought last chapter was funny you'd better run to the bathroom before reading this or else you're going to wet your pants.
It all started with a button...
That led them to be trapped here.
Together.
Alone.
Not that he was complaining or anything- it was just... some odd circumstances that brought this situation about.
Just yesterday he'd offered to help Lenalee on her coffee rounds since there were so many people in the science department and she always had to make so many trips back and forth. She'd been happy enough to accept the offer and asked him to stop by today since her rounds then had already been over.
When he got here she'd still been busy fussing with her hair, some things he'll never understand, and so he'd waited just inside while she finished trying to get rid of 'flyaways' or something. He chuckled back at the thought, it had been kind of cute watching her get angry at a piece of hair that wouldn't stray in one spot. Personally he thought she'd look fine even if all her hair stood on end.
Well, maybe not all of it... but quite a bit!
Hardly two minutes after he'd entered her room though sirens had gone off and the once open doorway was now barred and covered with layers upon layers of metal. His first reaction had been to allow his arm to transform and try to rip through it because 'obviously' something was wrong.
That was until he noticed Lenalee was still playing with her hair completely unfazed.
"Uhm..." Was it even safe to bother a girl when they were so focused? "Shouldn't we be trying to get out of here?"
Finally she turned away from the mirror, looking at the door like it was perfectly normal and proving that she was not, under any circumstances, obsessed with her hair, just that there'd been no need to freak out. "I wouldn't bother."
"But- I mean, something could be wrong. Unless your room randomly barricades you in from time to time."
She smiled at him, that beautiful and alluring smile. "Nah, well- it has happened a few times, well- more than a few times and it's almost, well- always, Komui's fault and I'll bet you half a million coins this is one of those times."
"Oh." Allen couldn't help but nod dumbly, still a little shaken and wondering just how many times things like this had to happen before one didn't react to it anymore. He wondered how many times it had happened to Lenalee for her to consider it perfectly normal- not to mention being able to tell her brother's handy work without even looking. "So, what are we supposed to do now?"
Lenalee shrugged. "I don't know. What would you like to do?"
"Uhm,... what do you usually do when you're locked in here alone?"
Somehow he came to think that was the wrong question to ask when she suddenly smiled. "Oh, I suppose we could do that."
Allen gulped as an evil glint flickered in her eyes, completely warring with the innocent expression on her face. "Do... what?"
It was all Komui's fault...
The door was irreparably broken.
Komui was through the it in less than ten seconds after the word 'baby' left Kanda's mouth, leaving two very stunned exorcists and a whole team of scientists wondering how the hell he'd managed to run straight through a door that they themselves had broken several high quality crow bars on.
All stood in silence for a long moment, surveying the damage in a semi-circle as if afraid to come any closer until Reever stepped forward to broach the bigger problem. "What do you think he's going to do when he finds Allen and Lenalee?"
The young bookman in training was still standing there, just as shocked as the others at the wreckage before him, when the question brought him harshly back to the present. "Uhh..."
Apparently Kanda and a few others agreed with that ever so intelligent assessment because in the next second they were all off in the direction of Lenalee's room, hoping they weren't too late.
Well, most of them were hoping. Kanda excluded.
They manage to catch up with Komui just as he busted through the second door that day, running on more adrenalin than was generally considered healthy for most people- and then he froze. Standing still at the edge of the room with his mouth slack and eyes all but bulging out of his skull.
"Alright, you guys restrain him and I'll try to get Al-" Lavi stopped in his tracks, gaze following that of the maniacle scientist's and brain almost shutting down when he saw what held the other in such a state of shock.
Kanda nearly slammed right into him with a curse upon his lips but even that met a swift and painful death as he struggled to mentally catch up with what he was seeing.
There sat one, perfectly well behaved, Allen walker on the edge of one, still perfectly virginal, Lenalee Lee's bed.
Both were behaving perfectly honorably.
Perfectly innocent.
Aside from one oddity.
Allen was wearing a dress...
Among other things.
Like tights, and makeup, and a lovely white bow in his hair.
Lavi literally fell to the floor in a fit of laughter while Kanda turned away, chuckling discreetly and trying for all his worth not to lose his hard won composure as a man who didn't smile at anything.
Komui, on the other hand, recovered swiftly, hardly noticing Allen in the dress at all as he ran up and launched himself at his sister and sobbed with dramatic relief. "Oh, Lenalee! I was so worried about you. I thought he'd touch you and then Kanda said you were having a baby and that you would get married without telling me and you can't do that to me, Lenalee! And you can't have a baby either and, oh! I'm just so happy you're alright, you'd never leave me without telling me, right, Lenalee?! Promise me! Never, ever, ever, ever, ever..." He rambled, clutching his sister tightly to him, who, in all her shock at having the door knocked down so suddenly, couldn't do much to escape.
And all the while that this is going on one little exorcist was carefully sneaking away before any of his comrades could recover and torture him for... well, the obvious. Fortunately, he'd have a long time before anyone recovered from what they saw here.
To be continued... really... :)
Author's Note: So? Tell me whatcha think. There will be a ton more Lenalee and Allen next chapter since I know I kind of skimped on it in these first two but I had to lay down the base line for the plot- no matter how small it may be.
