Disclaimer: Nope, I'm Lilly, not Stephenie Meyer, so I don't own Twilight.. Or new Moon... Or Eclipse... Or... Edward. BOOH HOO.
mkay. I know that there's like, a million and two of these, but bare with me mkay? mkay. keep in mind that this is A COMEDY. lol
( is me lol and ihatelife is iluvedwardcullen4ever (Stephanie))
wannabeavampire has signed in
pixiestick has signed on
wannabeavampire says: HAI
pixiestick says: Please spare me the random facts...
ihatelife has signed on
ihatelife says: I hate life.
wannabeavampire says: WHO ARE YOU?!
ihatelife says: Mrs. Emmett Cullen.
pixiestick says: ooohhhh Rose is gonna kill you!
ihatelife says: BWAHAHAHAHA I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY ALL OF THE MALLS.
pixiestick says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ihatelife says: deal with it.
wannabeavampire says: HOORAH!
ihatelife says: I LUVERS EMMETT CULLEN 3 3
pixiestick says: I have to go shopping if all the malls r gonna be destroyed! BAI
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ihatelife says: It's jasper..
wannabeavampire says: what...?
ihatelife says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ive got a bomb.
wannabeavampire says: Can i be afraid...?
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wannabeavampire says: WHAT?!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!1
MrsEdwardCullen says: HAI
ihatelife says: bwahahhahahahahahahahahaha
MrsEdwardCullen says: OH HAI STEPH
ihatelife says: HI LILLY. IVE GOT A BOMB.
MrsEdwardCullen says: Thats........
wannabeavampire says: creepy? weird? sadistic? emo? annoying?
MrsEdwardCullen says: Um, sure.
noodlebear has signed on
MrsEdwardCullen says: HAI! STEPHANIE LOVES YOU.
noodlebear says: Who the heck is that?
ihatelife says: me.
noodlebear says: sawwwwwwwwwwwwwweet.
ihatelife says: i made a shrine to you.
noodlebear says: HOORAH.
MrsEdwardCullen says: Um.......... thats kinda creepy.......
ihatelife says: SHUDDAP LILLY.
MrsEdwardCullen says: Shutting up.
wannabeavampire says: PURPLE RABBIT!
MrsEdwardCullen says: I hear that the easter bunny is purple.
wannabeavampire says: LETS GO CATCH IT.
MrsEdwardCullen says: MKAY!
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MrsEdwardCullen has signed out
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl has signed on
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: LOOFA.
ihatelife says: I hate loofas.
noodlebear says: ....
ihatelife says: I HAVE A GRENADE.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: THATS AWESOME. let's put it in Alice's closet
ihatelife says: sweet. Can we kill Rose too? I want Emmett all to myself. CUZ IM GREEDY.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: YEA. I LIKE ALICE BETTER N E WAY. LETS KILL ROSE.
noodlebear says: WOOHOO!
ihatelife says: i have TNT.
noodlebear: where do you get all this stuff?!?!?!?!?!
ihatelife says: WALMART.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: sweet. We'll have to go there.
ihatelife says: I'll bring you the explosives.
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yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Hey, Em... who was that?
noodlebear says: I thought it was Jazzy.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Um......... no.
noodlebear says: shit.
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yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl has signed off
ihatelife has signed on
ihatelife says: OH! I forgot... what's your adress? Guys? HELLO? hehhehehehe. bomb. BOOM!
MrsEdwardCullen has signed on
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl has signed on
MrsEdwardCullen says: O-M-C.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: what now?
MrsEdwardCullen says: ITS REALLY YOU!
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Hey, where's your creepy friend?
ihatelife says: BWAHAHAHA.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: WOAH! when did you get here?
ihatelife says: IM ALWAYS HERE.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: .....
MrsEdwardCullen says: I LIKE RAINBOWS.
ihatelike says: I hate rainbows.
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: ummm......
MrsEdwardCullen says: I LOVE EDWARD
ihatelife says: I LURVE Emmypoo!
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Rite.
MrsEdwardCullen says: I MUST GO FIND THE HIDDEN IDOL OF MT. FSHDA.
ihatelife says: Oh... I think i already blew up that mountain.
MrsEdwardCullen says: :'(
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****ADKWARD SCILENCE****
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: so.....
ihatelife says: so......
MrsEdwardCullen says: THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK
wannabeavampire says: GOLDFISH!
MrsEdwardCullen says: OMG. IT MATCHES THE MIDAS SONG. trust the midas touch!
wannabeavampire says: GOLDFISH!
ihatelife says: I hate goldfish
wannabeavampire says: goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds.
wannabeavampire says: Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
MrsEdwardCullen says: A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
wannabeavampire says: Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting drinks machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.
MrsEdwardCullen says: WHA! THATS DEPRESSING!
wannabeavampire says: I KNOE! IF ONLY THEY WERE ALL VAMPIRES! *hint hint eddie ;)
yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: don't even think about trying to crush yourself with a drink machine Bella.
MrsEdwardCullen says: TOO LATE :'(
ihatelife says: *sigh* wow, i really need to get new friends. I hate sun.
THE END.
