Disclaimer: Nope, I'm Lilly, not Stephenie Meyer, so I don't own Twilight.. Or new Moon... Or Eclipse... Or... Edward. BOOH HOO.


mkay. I know that there's like, a million and two of these, but bare with me mkay? mkay. keep in mind that this is A COMEDY. lol

( is me lol and ihatelife is iluvedwardcullen4ever (Stephanie))

wannabeavampire has signed in

pixiestick has signed on

wannabeavampire says: HAI

pixiestick says: Please spare me the random facts...

ihatelife has signed on

ihatelife says: I hate life.

wannabeavampire says: WHO ARE YOU?!

ihatelife says: Mrs. Emmett Cullen.

pixiestick says: ooohhhh Rose is gonna kill you!

ihatelife says: BWAHAHAHAHA I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY ALL OF THE MALLS.

pixiestick says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ihatelife says: deal with it.

wannabeavampire says: HOORAH!

ihatelife says: I LUVERS EMMETT CULLEN 3 3

pixiestick says: I have to go shopping if all the malls r gonna be destroyed! BAI

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ihatelife says: It's jasper..

wannabeavampire says: what...?

ihatelife says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ive got a bomb.

wannabeavampire says: Can i be afraid...?

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wannabeavampire says: WHAT?!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!1

MrsEdwardCullen says: HAI

ihatelife says: bwahahhahahahahahahahahaha

MrsEdwardCullen says: OH HAI STEPH

ihatelife says: HI LILLY. IVE GOT A BOMB.

MrsEdwardCullen says: Thats........

wannabeavampire says: creepy? weird? sadistic? emo? annoying?

MrsEdwardCullen says: Um, sure.

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MrsEdwardCullen says: HAI! STEPHANIE LOVES YOU.

noodlebear says: Who the heck is that?

ihatelife says: me.

noodlebear says: sawwwwwwwwwwwwwweet.

ihatelife says: i made a shrine to you.

noodlebear says: HOORAH.

MrsEdwardCullen says: Um.......... thats kinda creepy.......

ihatelife says: SHUDDAP LILLY.

MrsEdwardCullen says: Shutting up.

wannabeavampire says: PURPLE RABBIT!

MrsEdwardCullen says: I hear that the easter bunny is purple.

wannabeavampire says: LETS GO CATCH IT.

MrsEdwardCullen says: MKAY!

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yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl has signed on

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: LOOFA.

ihatelife says: I hate loofas.

noodlebear says: ....

ihatelife says: I HAVE A GRENADE.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: THATS AWESOME. let's put it in Alice's closet

ihatelife says: sweet. Can we kill Rose too? I want Emmett all to myself. CUZ IM GREEDY.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: YEA. I LIKE ALICE BETTER N E WAY. LETS KILL ROSE.

noodlebear says: WOOHOO!

ihatelife says: i have TNT.

noodlebear: where do you get all this stuff?!?!?!?!?!

ihatelife says: WALMART.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: sweet. We'll have to go there.

ihatelife says: I'll bring you the explosives.

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yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Hey, Em... who was that?

noodlebear says: I thought it was Jazzy.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Um......... no.

noodlebear says: shit.

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ihatelife has signed on

ihatelife says: OH! I forgot... what's your adress? Guys? HELLO? hehhehehehe. bomb. BOOM!


MrsEdwardCullen has signed on

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl has signed on

MrsEdwardCullen says: O-M-C.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: what now?

MrsEdwardCullen says: ITS REALLY YOU!

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Hey, where's your creepy friend?

ihatelife says: BWAHAHAHA.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: WOAH! when did you get here?

ihatelife says: IM ALWAYS HERE.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: .....

MrsEdwardCullen says: I LIKE RAINBOWS.

ihatelike says: I hate rainbows.

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: ummm......

MrsEdwardCullen says: I LOVE EDWARD

ihatelife says: I LURVE Emmypoo!

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: Rite.

MrsEdwardCullen says: I MUST GO FIND THE HIDDEN IDOL OF MT. FSHDA.

ihatelife says: Oh... I think i already blew up that mountain.

MrsEdwardCullen says: :'(

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****ADKWARD SCILENCE****

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: so.....

ihatelife says: so......

MrsEdwardCullen says: THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

wannabeavampire says: GOLDFISH!

MrsEdwardCullen says: OMG. IT MATCHES THE MIDAS SONG. trust the midas touch!

wannabeavampire says: GOLDFISH!

ihatelife says: I hate goldfish

wannabeavampire says: goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds.

wannabeavampire says: Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

MrsEdwardCullen says: A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.

wannabeavampire says: Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting drinks machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.

MrsEdwardCullen says: WHA! THATS DEPRESSING!

wannabeavampire says: I KNOE! IF ONLY THEY WERE ALL VAMPIRES! *hint hint eddie ;)

yourenevergoingtobeavampiresojustgiveupalreadyyousillygirl says: don't even think about trying to crush yourself with a drink machine Bella.

MrsEdwardCullen says: TOO LATE :'(

ihatelife says: *sigh* wow, i really need to get new friends. I hate sun.


THE END.