AN: this chapter is going to be longer than the last one and way funnier so read along

I don't own Twilight whatsoever.


"OK" Alice said "As you all know we are going to play a game. The game is-


Bella POV

"The game is truth or dare" Alice said joyfully. "And Bella yes you have to play"

Stupid physic had to know every question I was going to ask.

"OK I am going to start" she stated "How about-OH wait I forgot the rules you must do what the other person says or else that person gets to do whatever they want to you (OK that sounded bad but I didn't mean it like that). I pick bow about Emmett; truth or dare" Emmett is going to get it bad.

Emmett POV

Oh crap did she just call on me. I don't want to be a baby but her dares can be scary but I am a man and will have face it. "I choose dare" I said confidently. I knew I was in for it when I saw Alice had a evil grin on her face.

"Emmett you have to go to the mall dressed up as female prostitute, sing a song while hitting on Mike Newton" she said evilly. While Bella was rolling on the ground laughing.

"WHAT!!! I cant do that" I screamed at her. That was like the worst dare ever.

"It's either that or make-overs from me for a month" why did she have to be so evil but did I really want to have a make-over from her for a month, no.

"Fine" I said gruffly. I was really going to regret this.

Alice POV

I grabbed Emmett and dragged him upstairs this was going to be funny. I sat him down in chair and went into my closet. When I found what I was looking for I went back out to him.

"Emmett I need you to put this on" I said handing him the skimpy outfit.(outfit on profile) When he came out I couldn't help but giggle which resulted in a glare from him. I put his brown wig on and then started putting his make-up on.

He protested when I tried to put the shoes on but I shut him up quickly by threatening his jeep. He was finally presentable. When we walked into the living room Bella fell to the floor laughing while Edwards just chucked. Rosalie was grinning big, and my handsome Jasper was giggling like a little girl.

When I thought that Edward said "You have a point he does sound like a little girl".

Thus causing to Bella to ask him what he meant, then she started laughing even more.

"Enough laughing you guys" I said "we have to get to the mall"

All of us girls piled into Rosalie's car while the guys went in Emmett's jeep. He was getting payback for all the pranks he played on me.

When we arrived at the mall I pulled Emmett aside.

"Emmett her is the song you are going to be singing" I said handing him a piece of paper.

"OK lets get this over with" he mumble going up on the stage.

Emmett POV

I couldn't believe Alice could be that evil she's making me sing Touch My Body to Mike Newton who was in the crowd waiting for me to sing. I walk up to the microphone and decided to test it using the card that had what Alice wanted me to say.

"Hi everybody" I said in my most girlish voice"I wanted to dedicate this song to someone very special" while I said that I winked at Newton. This is going to the worst time of my life. Then I started singing.

[Emmett]

MC, you're the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

[Chorus:]
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

[Chorus]

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...

When I was done singing I saw my family laughing there heads off, they had most likely taped this too. So I decided to get the next part finished with. I had to find Newton and hit on him. EWWWW! That is just sick and it's Newton if it would be way better if they dared me to hit on Zac Efron I mean he is what you could call cute but Rose is what you call hot. Oh shoot Edward don't tell them I just thought Zac Efron is cute please.

When I found Newton he was staring at me. It was gross because I'm all man.

"Hi" I said to him still using my girly voice "You must Mike Newton"

"Y-ya t-thats m-me" he said stuttering

"Well you know I wrote that song for you" I told him. I just really wanted to get away from him.

"Y-you d-did" he said still stuttering

"Ya I did" I said starting to get annoyed.

"So whats your name" he asked me. This was going to be funny when I told him my name. For I he knows I am just some chick.

"Well my name is Emmett Cullen" I told him like it was nothing. He just stood there shocked while I choose that moment to go find my family.

I found my family still laughing there heads off. "That was not funny" I told them, but they were still laughing "You will pay." With that I stormed off to my Jeep.

I got home and glared at everybody who was I going to pick. Then I got the best idea I knew exactly who to pick. "Edward truth or dare?"


Like I said this chapter was way longer. Oh and this story is not a truth or dare story it just starts that way and them they go into a different game just like the title says.

If you have and idea for anyones dare just review and tell me or just review because that will get you a chapter way faster.

-Julia & Max