Date: July 27, 2014

Summoner: ...And, we're back. Enjoy! :3

Seeker: :3. I like cats. I love every kind of cat. I just wanna hug all them but I can't - can't hug every cat. Can't hug every cat.

Summoner: Calico Cat! :D Anyway, to clear up any Confucius, this fic takes place after both animes' first seasons' end.

Seeker: :3 I will torment your souls.

Disclaimer: Problem Children and No Game No Life aren't ours to own, aren't they? (Ha ha see what we did there? x3 [Seeker: /(-_-0) Obviously, that was Summoner.])


"Do you know where you're going?" Asuka asked Izayoi, exasperated.

"No. Duh." He rolled his eyes.

Yō ignored the two and started speaking with a couple animals, asking for directions.

"Guys, from what I get from my animal friends, we're in the Werebeasts' territory, which is apparently now the Imanity's property." Yō stated, turning towards the two.

"Not helping…" Asuka started.

"What's a Werebeast? And what's the Imanity?" Izayoi interrupted.

Yō simply shrugged and kept walking.

When she stayed silent too long, Izayoi yawned over-dramatically and stretched, placing his hands behind his head. "This is boring. So uneventful."

"You're going to jinx it," Asuka deadpanned.

Yō shook her head and smiled.

The three continued along in silence.


The pair had stared at the rubble for a bit longer before deciding to go get a snack.

In other words, they basically lost interest for the time being.

"Well, Onii, that was pointless." Shiro stated matter-of-factly, sipping on a bowl of ramen.

"Yeah." Sora took out his phone, tapped on a little bird icon, and started playing Flappy Bird. "Man, this game is too easy."

"Onii, you're seriously playing that boring game?"

"Well we have nothing better to do, Shiro."

"Let's tell Steph about this," Shiro suggested.

"Steph would be useless."

"Kurami-san, then."

"Alright, later. When I finish beating the crap outta this game."

"Okay." Eyes sparkling, Shiro gave him a thumbs up. "You got this."

"Oi, you sound like you're mocking me."

"Yeah." Shiro slowly sucked out a noodle, shrugging.

"Can't blame you. Let's go back to the wreck in a couple minutes, okay? I think we missed something."

"Okay."


"Boring! Boring, I say!" Tet watched the three Problem Children make their way through the Werebeast territory. "I thought people like you would be interesting! But you're so drab! Drab! Boring! Drab!"

Yes, the One True God was throwing a temper tantrum. Got a problem with that? Fine, if you do, leave. Bye!

Okay, those of you still here, let's continue.

Sighing, he lay down and stared around at the floating chess pieces.

Something quite curious drifted lazily into his mind, processing slowly.

Suddenly, the god sat up straight and counted the floating pieces.

Fifteen.

There are sixteen types of game pieces in chess.

"Ah! Something interesting! At last. Fun!"

He clapped his hands a couple times.

"Should I speed things up?" He wondered, not knowing whether he wanted to get to the fun part.

"Of course I should!" He laughed, pulling out a deck of cards.

Deftly, he dealt out enough cards for a game of poker with two people.

The last two cards were held tightly in his hand.

He turned them over. One was a queen of spades. The other - a joker card.

"Oh, yes. I spent my other one already. I must get some replacements soon."

A light breeze swept the lonely island; several invisible cards rustled as they showered down into what was below.

He held onto his remaining card, not ready to let it go.

"Only two cards per game. This is only a little problem. Just resolved with a -" he clapped his hands loudly again, the sound echoing across the desolate scene.

He didn't seem bothered that nothing seemed to happen.

"This'll help! Now." He turned his attention to Blank.

"If only I could use this card! Alas, my instincts tell me that this will be useful later, and it must be saved." Longingly, he stared at the pair searching through the castle.

Smiling, he sat down.

"Now. Let's start this game of poker. The fun…" he said, picking up his set.

His cards stared back up at him.

"… is yet to come."


Summoner: Sorry about the length! It was a good stopping point. Hehe.

Seeker: My idea. Des.

Summoner: Yeah. The next chapter will hopefully be longer. :D Thanks for reading! Review if desired! Oh, yeah, something funny. So at the part where Tet is all, "Boring! Boring, I say!", Seeker here thought he said, "Boing! Boing, I say!" xD

Seeker: And after that, I still kept misreading every "boring" as "boing". It made everything more interesting. :3

Summoner: Yeah... erm... you can leave now. The chapter's over. Meeting adjourned. xD

Seeker: But review still. Des.