"Mello, wake up" I said shaking his shoulders, "come on you have your sonogram this morning."
"No! Go away near my chocolate!" uhm did he just say that.
"Seriously Mello wake up!" ok this is making me mad on the inside! "Wake up damn it!"
"Well you don't have to be so mean" oh great he's crying.
"uhm sorry…. Just get up please I love you!"
"Really!!!! I love you too lets go!" well isn't he very lively this morning.
"Mattie do you think I'm getting fat" I really want to say yes, but I really want to live to see this baby be born.
"Uhm no"
"Thank y- wait why did you say uhm?"
"Uhm…"
"You just did it again!"
"Oh hey look the thing it. Um well hehe look at the time. Looks like its time to go so you better hurry and eat…he..he."
Mello stared at me really hard for a solid minute but then he went and sat down to eat.
"Come on Mello were going to be late!" ok by now I was already in the car and he was still brushing his hair. I figured he'd take another half hour or so, so I went ahead and lit a cigarette oh and of course right after I do that he came running out.
"I'm ready!" he said like he didn't plan on doing that to me.
"Fine lets go" I sighed and smashed the cigarette in the ash tray, "What a waste."
So I figured ya know he would just quietly sit there and eat his chocolate on the ride over but no.
He took out his little purse/man purse thing and pulled out a boiled egg and a chocolate bar. Three letters WTF. He broke the chocolate bar in half and made a boiled egg sandwich.
I stared at him until he said, "What are you looking at you-"
"Uh, nothing! nothing!"
"Yea keep your eyes on the rode b-"
"My, my, when did you get such a colorful language?"
"Well when did you start being such a pu-"
"Hey hey I'm pretty sure that even though the baby's in your stomach it can still hear you"
"Whatever"
"uhm were here."
We went inside and Mello sat down while I signed us in, "Say Mello how do you spell your real name?"
"you're kidding right"
"no"
And once again I got punched in the face, "oh you are so lucky you're pregnant!"
"yea or what?" he said putting his fists up.
"ahh look whose here! Mr. Jeevas and Mr. Keehl", the doctor said greeting us, "come come let's go to the room."
"uhm ok", I said, "come on Mello"
"ok I love you Mattie!!!!" he said. And once again WTF!
"ok Mihael please lie on the bed and unzip your vest", said the doctor a little too happy.
"uh ok" said Mello. He laid down on the bed and unzipped his vest. Damn he's sexy uh wait I should probably pay attention to the screen, but can't resist must look too sexy.
Right away Mello sharply whispered to me, "Matt! Stop staring!"
"uh sorry", I whispered back.
Then the doctor looked at us and said, "look your having a-"
CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!
