No one cares what the writer says: Yeah, this is my first fan fiction so please, no flaming. I don't own invader zim blah blah yeah yeah yeah yeah..just sit back, get yourself a brain freezy (a cherry one) and get ready because the randomness will begin. Please review. Reviews would make the world explode and I would like to see that.
Meanwhile, somewhere in space..
Gir was pressing random buttons on the computer and was singing along to the beeps."Beep beep boop beep beep boop."
"Gir! Stop your hideous beeping!"
Everyday Gir has to do something that is considered to be extremly was tiersome after the first day or so. But to be annoying everyday for four years?! It was enough for Zim to jump out of his battered and bruised ship. It was enough to pull his attaneas right out of his head. Gir will not stop whining, or explode into random dancing. It wouldn't matter now. Zim would soon reach Earth's solar system. And he would rule supreme once again. "After Zim gets rid of the evil Rox." It was a battle Zim has been ready for. He would wait, however to heal. Zim's arm was in a sling and his left eye is swollen."Finally,I shall reach Earth, Gir, and the evil Rox as well. She won't get away this time. Zim shall spread doom like a filthy human spreading filthy butter on filthy toast for his filthy breakfast."
Gir clapped his hands gleefully, "Yay! Destruction for all!"
"Yes, Gir, destruction for all."
Dib's house, Monday, 8:00 AM
Dib got his backpack ready for school, and has his alien hunting kit ready. It was a dark and cloudy morning,a metaphor for a doomed day. As he went downstairs, Gaz was at the table, concentrating on her game. In her game there were explosions, and a voice announced "Level 250." Dib checked the cereral box.
"Gaz, did you empty the pork rind cereal box again?"
No response.
Gaz stood up and slings her backpack on her shoulder.
The both of them started walking to midle skool. As they reached the corner, Dib saw the trailer that moved in last night. Ceramic penguins seemed to follow his every move. A girl came out. She wore a black jacket, a black skirt and her green hair was in a ponytail. She carried a blue cat on her backpack. Her eyes were heavy with eyeliner. She reminded Dib of someone, he couldn't point out exactly who.
"Gaz," said Dib, "She could be an invader, another alien! Look! See? Look! Look, you see? Look! Look!" With every word, Dib nudged his sister's shoulder.
" Dib, if you make me perish under the hands of the Great Hog Of Destruction, you'll wind up waking up somewhere in Canada." Her voice was slow and full of fiery evil. It didn't seem like a harmful threat, but Dib immediately shut up. The girl stepped out of her trailer and started walking. Her green backpack had something squirming inside. "Mir!" the girl hissed, "Stop that!"
"An evil alien monster!" yelled Dib. Gaz sighed, "I thought you're over that 'evil alien hunting phase thing.' "
"It was never a phase! She's an alien, and she's with Zim!"
The name echoed in Rox's brain, and shattered her mind."He's here! Now I have to follow that big headed human to this mindless institution they call midle skool, the place little humans hate going to." she thought. Now she has her plans all figured out now.
Midle skool, Monday, 8:30 AM
"Crud...Just....Crud!!" Dib thought in disbelief. Finally, he would be in Midle Skool, and escape the dreaded Ms. Bitters. Unfortunately, he has her for 1st period. What makes things absoultely worse, however, is that Ms. Bitter's third cousin twice removed, Ms. Vendetta, is also a teacher. The first year in seventh grade and already it absolutely sucks. It was history class, Ms. Bitters is already beginning her brain numbing lessons. There was a knock on the door. The oh so lovely teacher slithered to open the door. Dib leaned from his desk to see the realize it was the same girl he saw this morning. Her piercing green eyes made everyone slightly cowered. Dib remained uneffected. The girl cleared her throat. "Hello, my name is Rox, and I'm from....uh..." She looked around, "I'm from" she muttered, "Canada!"
The teacher raised her eyebrow, "Well, have a seat, and I don't want to hear anoher word for the remainder of the skool year, or I'll give you painful shock collar." Rox looked at the collar "Aren't those for pets?"she asked. Ms Bitters raised an eyebrow."What's your point?"
Rox merely shrugged and sat down.
"Now, for today's history lesson, It will-" Another knock on the door. Ms. Bitter's answered it again. A green-skinned boy with black hair entered the room. His disguise was unconvicing, but it fooled a lot of people. Dib stood up and pointed. His mouth was seriously gaping. "ZIM!" Dib's eyes narrowed with hatred. Zim narrowed his eyes as well. "Dib!"
"Zim!"
"Dib!"
"Zim!"
Dib!"
"Zim!"
"Dib!"
"Zim!"
"Dib!"
Rox growled. Why did this fish-monkey-evovled human get the attention? She was Zim' mortal enemy, for Irk's sakes! She stood up and yelled "Zim!" Zim gasped and ignored Dib."Rox!"
"Zim!"
"Rox!
"Zim!"
"Rox!"
"Zim!"
"Rox!"
"Zim!"
"Rox!"
"Mir!" yelled Mir. Everyone stared at Mir. The purple cat blinked."What? I felt left out." Ms Bitters snarled, "All of YOU shut your faces! And SIT DOWN!"
Rox had no choice but to listen to this horrible homely looking teacher. Three enemies in the same small, broken down classroom. A looming poster simply said "Obey Your Teacher."
Lunch, 12:00 PM
"Stupid....Earth monkey....Dib....and stupid...Rox...with...her...stupidness!" Zim said each word everytime he took a bite of was careful to eat waffles just in case a random robotic squid came and attacked him. Rox sat on the other side of the room. Today in the cafeteria was Muffin and Stake day. Dib obsereved these two aliens. The time will come to reveal them. But now? Patience.
Rox took a piece of stake and smirked to herself. Later she walked over to Zim. "Hey, Zimmy, I just wanted to let you know this stake really is...DELICIOUS!" as she said the last word, she threw a stake on Zim's head. His skin bubbled and he shrieked in pain. "THE PAIN OF IT ALL! CURSE YOU ROX! CURSE YOUUUU..." Rox laughed and pointed at Zim's utter pain. Zim fell on the floor. He spotted a bran muffin. He managed to grab the muffin and throw it straight at Rox's face. Rox screamed and yelled in pain. Her weakness. That's when the pandemonium broke.
"FOOD FIGHT!" A child yelled. Muffins and stakes flew into the air. Rox shield herself with a tray. As she turned to face Zim, he was gone. The whole cafeteria turned into absolute chaos. Dib jumped from his seat and started going after Zim and Rox. Gaz stood where she was, concentrating on her video game. As muffins and steaks flew, she merely tilted her head to the side, still playing her gameslave.
Zim ran. Somehow, he had to get out of midle skool, away from Rox, the evil Irken. If he were to complete this mission, he would need to destroy interupted the thought. He was defensless, there was nothing he could do. Suddenly, he was attcked. Zim turned, "YOU!" Rox slammed Zim's face on the ground. His disguise fell off. "NOOOO!! I'M ALL EXPOSED!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
Rox once again laughed evilly. Zim pulled out her backpack,revealing her true alien form. She looked like Zim, with the same eyes, only she has a shade darker skin than him, so it's dark green. She has curled atannaes, heavy eyelashes and her invader suit has black and pink stripes. Her gloves had spikes at the end of them, and her boots have spikes as well. She has a thin scar going from her left eye. There was a white flash. They all turn to see Dib with a camera in his hands.
"Haha, victory for me, Zim!" Rox rose ten feet in the air with PAK and loomed over backed away slowly. "Well, I'll just get these picture devloped, send them to agent Darkbooty and- " All thwo invaders went after Dib, even Mir, who is still in his blue cat costume. They all started fighting.
"Ow that was my eye!"
"My spine!!"
"My squideleesplooch!"
Zim stopped."HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" Zim and Rox put on their disguises. "Okay," said Rox, "Now we fight." All three of them jumped in like a mosh pit,with the pulling of hair, stepping on spines, and clawing of hands.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Said two voices in unison. The three turned to see Ms. Bitters and Ms. Vendetta.
" Uh..welll....you see..we..uhhh...ummm.." The three all had a bad feeling about this, a very horrible feeling.
"You caused the worst foodfight in history and now you're fighting in school property."said Ms Bitters.
"Now," spoke Ms. Vendetta,"All three of you will have..." Finally, the two teachers spoke one horrible word. It was a sentence no man wanted to hear. The iron maiden, the electric chair, the table that stretches your limbs, anything but that horrible sentence!
"DETENTION!"
