One Piece: Girl Falls into One Piece

One-shot 2

I'm posting this one-shot for a couple of reasons. One I'm done with studying for today and I just took four exams this week, only having two more tomorrow and then I'm done. Also today I was bored and looking up One Piece characters birthday's and I found out it was Dogra's birthday (short bandit with the cloth on his head) for December 19 and I thought I'd write a One Piece One shot to honor that. So I hope you enjoy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DOGRA!

Mace's Haircut Problems

I need a haircut.

You see whenever my hair got too long (about shoulder length) I got it cut. I didn't really care how I looked, here in the mountains it did not matter at all. Long hair got in the way and I did not want to deal with it. I'd like to just get up and get dressed and do what I have to do for the day. Plus with the spars all of us had, it could be used as a disadvantage and if some outsiders think I'm a boy, it's better. That way they do not underestimate me.

Back to what I was saying, since I was 7 and Sabo started cutting it for me, then Makino when she came by and when the fire came and Makino didn't come by so much. Then Ace did it for a long time when I could not get Makino and after scowling at me, he did what I said. I can't do it by myself.

But now I have a problem, I'm 14 and Ace is gone being 17 and all. I had no one to do it for me. Dadan would get pissed, the bandits are too jittery, Dogra's too short and Magra get scared easily. I had one option left and it scared me. I had to go to…Luffy. He could wind up chopping my ear off on accident. But I decided it was the only way for now. I walked up to Luffy and asked.

"Hey, Luffy? Could you cut hair". He gave me a wide grin and nodded.

"Sure Mace". I sat on a stump from a tree that was knocked down by either Me, Ace or Luffy and handed him some scissors. I said before he started.

"Wait, before you start. I want like it was before, okay"? He laughed.

"Yeah, I go it". I sighed and though that maybe this was not such a good idea. He started snipping away and I twitched at the hair that got inside my shirt by the back of my neck. I closed my eyes and then snapped them open with a yelp as blades snipped at my ear, I said.

"Dammit Luffy! Watch it"! He said.

"Sorry Mace"! Soon enough he finished and I grinned at him.

"Thanks except for the whole chopping at my ear", He stuck his tongue out and said.

"I said sorry". I nodded with a laugh.

"Yeah, I know". We ran off and Luffy's stomach growled and he said.

"Aw man, I gotta go! See ya"! I smirked and as he ran off and I shoved my hands in my pockets as I went to the direction back to the hut, my body feeling itchy as I was going to take a bath. I walked in and filled up a tub with the hose and flung the hose out the window and pulled the tub into a room and pulled it in the middle and locked the door.

I started getting undressed and went in. I did what I had to do and cleaned up all the hair. Grabbing a towel and some new clothes which consisted of a t-shirt and shorts, I dried my hair. I looked in the mirror when I was done and my jaw dropped where if I had Luffy's powers it would have been on the floor because of shock.

My hair was cut up to my neck like I wanted, but that where what I wanted ended. The top of my head was uneven and had random tuffs everywhere and I think I had a small bald spot on the right. My bangs were gone halfway so only half of my forehead was showing and it was just a complete mess. I ran my hand through trying to see if it was the water that did this, but no it was all Luffy and his barber skills.

I rubbed my eyes with my thumb and two fingers and heard a door slam and a yell.

"Man that was good meat"! I roared loudly.

"LUFFY"! I ran out the bathroom after unlocking it and glared at him. He laughed once he saw my hair and asked.

"Mace, what did you do to your hair"? I snapped.

"It was you"! He chuckled.

"Oh yeah, opps". I glared and he stepped back a couple of steps with a nervous smile. After smacking him for doing that, I sighed and shook my head; I should have listened to myself when I really thought about letting Luffy use scissors near my head and be in charge of my hair. I know I said I didn't really care about my looks, that this is just crazy.

He grinned at me and said with a pout. "Sorry, how about I get you dinner"! I chuckled and ruffled his hair making his hat fall off and into my palm. He whined at me reaching for it and I held it above my head. I grew taller than him, a couple of inches and he was reaching for it. I really did not know why he did not use his powers, but it's like him to forget, I guess. I put it back on his head and said.

"Naw, I can get my own food, you wanna fight though". He grinned with a nod. I went into my room and grabbed my sword, just in case. If we wanted to I would add my sword, but we usually fought hand to hand. I like my sword and o skilled in it, but I would hate to lose fighting without a weapon if I got separated from him somehow and yes my sword is a him not an 'it'.

We walked out the hit with Luffy chatting in my ear and I shook my head with a sigh, I still have a problem.

Now that I can cross Luffy off the list if cutting my hair again when it gets fixed up and longer again, who the hell is going to cut my hair!