Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't Beyblade and therefore, you can't sue me.

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Title: A Day in the Life of a Blader

Genre: Humour/Parody

Rating: K+

Summary: Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?
A/N:
Special thanks to iheartKaiMaxlovely, yinyangmatrix, Blitzer's demonic spirit and KonohaSinXFlame.

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Chapter Two: Rei Kon

(dedicated to KonohaSixXFlame – thanks for the ideas! Really appreciate it!)

6:00: Wake up. Have breakfast and steal Lee's pickup truck. Drive truck around the streets lookin' for people to run over.

7:00: Find Mariah on the streets…go run her over (sorry Mariah fans!)

7:05: Mariah dies…quickly move butt as I do not want to be caught. Eat my candy cane in the meantime.

7:30: Speed up and down the streets showing off and eventually hit Hilary (sorry Hilary fans!)

8:00: Have had enough of running people over. Head home and grab skateboard.

8:15: Speed to the skateboard park hitting numerous trash cans. Oh well.

8:30: Jump out of car and head to skateboard park.

8:32: Head back to car and grab skateboard. Head to park again.

9:00: Watch as Spencer and Ian show off. Plot numerous evil schemes to take them down.

9:30: Grins and tackles Spencer and Ian for being showoffs.

10:00: Grab my board and show off my many skills.

10:30: Quickly run because the spectators were angry with me.

10:45: Head to school. Realize that I'm several hours late. Teacher yells at me.

11:00: Got test results back. I failed. Go behind building and cry.

12:30: Stop moping as I do not want to be called emo. Head back to building and smoke dope.

1:00: Max joins me. We smoke dope together and share out mournful tales.

1:45: Am lying on the ground with various bruises and cuts. Didn't know Max was so strong and evil.

2:15: Someone offers to drive me home. I accept without getting a good look at the person.

2:16: Driver turns out to be Tyson's grandpa. Quickly write out a will as I believe I'm going to die.

3:00: In the hospital with injuries because Gramps drove off the road and into a tree stump.

3:30: Head to toilet with some help by nurse. Use will to wipe butt as there was no toilet paper left.

4:00: Nurse comes on and brings in a t.v

4:30: Turn t.v on and watch Beyblade

4:45: Smile when I appear on the screen

5:00: Ask nurse to bring me a phone

5:15: Nurse comes back with phone

6:00: Spend a least three hours making prank calls

9:00: Put phone away

9:01: Yawn

10:00: Fall asleep and start dreaming about rabbits

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I know, I know didn't wrap it up quite so well. I made a few tweaks to this version – many tweaks actually. Well, hope you enjoyed! Please review!