Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special: Hyoutei

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Prince of Tennis characters except for the OCs and the idea.


"3..."

"2..."

"1..."

"Start!"

"Moo...?" A brown cow face suddenly appeared on the screen.

Then the screen switch to a girl wearing a green kimono.

"Sorry about that. The cow somehow accidentally press the "On" button. I'm really sorry about that. I guess the cow also want to appear on the spotlight. Anyway, thanks for tuning into Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special. Once again, I'm your live reporter, Takimoto Ran and our cameraman is still my brother, Takimoto Ryuu. Today's special program is Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special: Hyoutei. So, we will be going to Hyoutei and find out what the Hyoutei regulars are doing for this year's New Year. I suggest that if you do not want to see anymore disaster happening like the last time in Seigaku, please switch the channel immediately. I repeat, please switch the channel immediately if you do not want to see anymore disaster. Thank you. Without wasting any time, let's go to Hyoutei."


-At Hyoutei-

"We had arrived at Hyoutei. Right now you can see many kites flying around the school."

The screen switch to the kites in the sky and then switch back to Ran.

"So, let's go and check out the Hyoutei regulars."


-At the tennis courts-

"Ahn? What are you two doing here?"

"Ah, Keigo-kun, Happy New Year!"

"Hn... Whatever... Why is Ryuu carrying a camera...?" Atobe stared at the cameraman.

"Erm... We are actually doing a New Year Special program right now..."

"Hm? I see. Forgive me for my rudeness. I'm Atobe Keigo, a 3rd year in Hyoutei and the captain of Hyoutei's tennis club. Ore-sama no bigi yoi na." Atobe smirked arrogantly while flipping his hair. Ran just ignored him and continued.

"Before we start the interview, let's introduce the Hyoutei's regulars. Atobe Keigo, the captain of the tennis club. They don't have a vice-captain here. Next, we move on to the 3rd years... Oshitari Yuushi, Mukahi Gakuto, Shishido Ryou and Akutagawa Jirou. Lastly, the 2nd years... Kabaji Munehiro, Ootori Choutarou and Hiyoshi Wakashi. As I mention earlier, we are going to find out what are they doing for the New Year."

Ran looked around. "But it looks like not all the regulars are present though... Anyway, let's move on to Oshitari Yuushi since Atobe is busy... (whispering) more like I'm trying to avoid him, since he was so busy flipping his hair."

"Ah, Happy New Year, ojou-san," Oshitari said in a thick Kansai accent.

"Happy New Year to you too, Oshitari-san. What are you doing?"

"Oh? I'm reading a new romance novel that was just published yesterday."

"Heh... Erm, Oshitari-san. Do you know where did Mukahi-san went off to?"

"I'm not sure too. He did mention something about showing us his kite."

"Okay, thanks for the info. I will be on my way now. Thanks for willing to be interview, Oshitari-san."

"It's impolite after all to refuse a beautiful lady like you, ojou-san."

"Thanks for the comment, Oshitari-san. Now we are moving on to Shishido Ryou and Ootori Choutarou since Jirou-kun is sleeping while Hiyoshi-kun was Gekokujou-ing and looks like he don't want to be bother. Happy New Year Shishido-san, Ootori-kun!"

The screen switch from Jirou and Hiyoshi to Shishido and Ootori.

"Yo!"

"Happy New Year to you too, Takimoto-san."

"What are you two doing?"

"I'm teaching Choutarou to play a card game."

"Shishido-san is really good at it. I keep on losing to him."

"Don't worry about that, Choutarou. If you practice more, I'm sure you will beat me."

"Thanks a lot for the encouragement, Shishido-san."

"All right, we will be moving on to Kabaji-kun next. Gambatte ne, Ootori-kun."

"Thanks a lot, Takimoto-san."

"Let's move on to Kabaji-kun now. Happy New Year, Kabaji-kun!"

And the screen switch to Kabaji this time.

"Usu."

"Are you enjoying yourself?"

"Usu."

"What are you going to say to the viewers who are watching this program?"

"......"

"Kabaji-kun?"

"Happy New Year..." Kabaji said in a soft voice but clear enough to be heard.

"Thank you for the greeting, Kabaji-kun. I'm sure that all the viewers are going to be really happy to hear that."

"Usu."

"It looks like no one was left except for Mukahi-san. So, we will conclude here-"

"Yuushi! Yuushi! Look what I brought!"

Everyone turned and looked at Gakuto who suddenly appeared out of nowhere while bring a very huge kite fit enough to carry off 2 people into the sky.

"Ah... Gakuto. Where did you find that huge kite?" Oshitari asked Gakuto.

"I was on the way here and I past by a shop selling this very big kite. So, I bought it and bring it back here." Gakuto answered.

"So, we are going to help you to fly the kite? Huh, Mukahi?" Atobe asked.

"That's right. So let's go to an empty open field now!" Gakuto said while bringing along the huge kite.

Kabaji carried Jirou and all the regulars had been forced to follow much to the annoyance of some people to the empty open field.

"It looks like Mukahi-san is here and he is preparing to fly that huge kite. So, we are going to change our plans and check out how they are going to fly the kite. Let's go!"


-At the empty open field-

Kabaji put Jirou down near the bunch of strings of the huge kite.

"Okay, people, it looks like Shishido-san and Ootori-kun are going to hold the kite while Mukahi-san is going to fly the kite."

Shishido and Ootori are holding the huge kite while Gakuto is preparing to fly. Gakuto then let out the strings and started to run. After some distance, Shishido and Ootori let go the kite and the kite started to fly into the air.

"Oh! The kite is going up into the air. And it is getting gradually higher." Ran said as the screen switch to the huge kite into the air.

Everyone cheered. Unknown to any of them, some of the strings were tangled up with Jirou's legs.

Suddenly, there was a strong gush of wind that brought the kite even higher. It even brought Gakuto up into the air. Jirou whose legs was tangled with the strings was also brought up into the air.

"Oh my! The sudden gush of wind not only bring the kite up higher into the air! It even bring up Mukahi-san and Jirou-kun into the air too."

Nearly everybody was panicking while some did not even bother about that.

"Gakuto / Mukahi-san / Jirou / Akutagawa-san!!!" shouted their teammates.

Jirou who felt himself hanging upside down and woke up. He found himself in the air while hanging upside down. "Whee!!! I'm flying!!! Atobe! Everyone, look!!! I'm flying!!"

"Jirou / Akutagawa-san don't simply move about." his teammates shouted back.

As for Gakuto, he was clinging his dear life on to the string that was strong enough to hold two people.

"#$%&!%$*#$&$^$S*XD%$*!K$#F**K!!!!!!!! LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!" Gakuto shouted.

Gakuto and Jirou were swinging here and there as the kite followed the air movement. It looks like that the wind was playing with them or maybe toying them...?

"Okay... So, that concludes this New Year Special Program. I'm you reporter, Takimoto Ran and the casts would like to wish you all Happy New Year! Minna-san, Akemashite Omedeto Gozaimasu! We thank you again for tuning into Prince of Tennis Channel: New Year Special: Hyoutei. We hope that you had enjoyed yourself through out the show. However, it also turn out to be a disaster but not as big as the last time in Seigaku. We hope to meet you real soon. Sayonara."

OWARI


A/N: Thanks for reading this very weird story! I'm too lazy to wish you all Happy New Year again since there are many greetings for that. Hope you guys enjoyed this totally crack story.

Again! Please Review~

As for how Gakuto and Jirou got down... They need to use Atobe's helicopter to get the both of them down. So all well, ends well. And the only ones who were suffering were Gakuto and Jirou... Okay, maybe not Jirou since he was enjoying himself. As for Gakuto, I always thought he wanted to fly so I sent him up into the air but he wanted to return to earth.

I will try to make the whole team except for maybe 1 or 2 people to suffer in the next chapter. So, look forward to it!

Written on 1/1/2009

~Baby Kangaroo~