I. AM. FREAKING. FAMOUS!
OMG! I HAVE A MOVIE!
And if I do say so myself, I look smexy.
(Katniss: Peeta, are you...striking a pose? To your computer?
Peeta: OF COURSE NOT SWEETHEART!
Katniss: dont call me that.)
Shell let up soon enough! I mean uor movie CLEARLY stated that we would make wonderful babies in the future!
I want a pet chiken.
Yes, a pet chicken. cause then, when food is low, Katniss will shoot it. I shall name my chicken Gale. So she will be killing Gale! So its like double bonus points, she goes into my backyard, and she kills Gale! ITS A WIN WIN! Sort of. Guess its more of a...Win Win/Fail. Does that make sense? No? Okay.
But guess what! WERE FINNALY BACK HOME!
That stupid camp we went to got overrun by sucpicious looking lizards. I hate lizards. Thalia had to save me from one, it almost pooled confetti out of its mouth. Thalia said it was fire...perhaps it was confetti that turns into fire?
If thats the case, those things arent that scary.
I need to pee.
Nevermind. Katniss is changing... yummy.
AAAGGGHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP! AGGGGHHHh!
Katniss here! I saw Peeta watching me change, so I bashed his skull open and sent an arrow through his heart...okay, not litteraly. But I did throw burned bread at him. Its not as much of a miracale as people think its is!
(I GOT BREAD AND I AINT AFRIAD TO THROW IT! AINT AFRAID TO THROW IT! THROW IT! ...IM PEETA AND I KNOW IT!)
Not again. PEETA SHUT THE FREAK UP! OR ILL BRING THRESH BACK TO LIFE AND MAKE HIM BEAT YOUR SKULL OPEN!
Sneaking...sneaking. sneaking...POUNCE!
I AM THE MIGHTY PEETA! HEAR MY RAWR!
BAKERY BOY OUT!
