Chapter 2: Nice to meet you

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Naruto ran into his class and caught his breath as Kiba and their lecturer, Iruka, barred the new heightened security door.

Iruka sighed as the door was viciously banged on.

"Naruto!"

Naruto dropped his backpack in his seat and took a bow as the class clapped.

"Another narrow escape eh?"

Naruto threw Sakura a dirty glare, "This...is all your fault."

Sakura smirked, "Don't act like you're not the only one suffering here. Gaara had to go all around campus to get away from his growing fanclub."

Kiba yawned as he took his seat, "I dunno about you guys but I'm really enjoying all the attention."

"I had no idea girls fell for uncouth, rabid hobos."

"It's a campus miracle."

Iruka sighed, "If I may get a word in, please sit. I believe you're all very lucky none of your coursemates seem to want to rape you like the rest of the student population."

They smiled at him.

"That's cause they have no taste," Kiba smirked.

Tenten, the girl sitting behind him snorted loudly. "I think it's because we do."

Iruka shook his head. "We still have a few minutes before the lecture starts so I'm curious. How many dates have you guys accepted?"

Sakura groaned, "There are too many applications coming in. We all practically live at Naruto's now and after the third time the cops had to clear students from his front yard, I had to register his house as our business location."

Naruto blinked, "You did what?"

"I was going to tell you..."

"Yeah? When?"

"When the time was right."

"Really? Well the time is bloody perfect now, isn't it?"

"I'm glad you think so."

"I was being sarcastic!"

"No you weren't."

"Gaah!"

Iruka patted Naruto's head sympathetically and said, "You could always close the business."

Kiba snorted loudly at that. "Are you crazy? Do you know how much money we're making?!"

Iruka chuckled, "No?"

"Yeah well, in the last three days since Gaara put those flyers up, we've received over one thousand letters with the date fee. We can't just close the agency! Hell, I'll date all one thousand of them if it means I get to keep the money."

"After the dates, they'd probably make you give them a refund," Sakura jibed. "By the way Iruka, we need an adult to cover the whole 'this is a school project' thing..."

Iruka laughed, "I'd love to but I can't. I'm already the patron for the Architecture club and I can't have two groups under me."

"That sounded perverted," Kiba noted.

"Everything sounds perverted to you," Iruka pointed out.

"I guess we'll have to go with Professor Genma," Kiba grinned.

Iruka looked slightly alarmed at that but didn't object.

"Professor Genma?" Sakura groaned. "He'll change everything!"

Kiba rolled his eyes at her, "Don't worry Pinky, I'll still verbally abuse you every chance I get so it won't change a thing."

"Oh joy."

(I am a librarian page break. Shh.)

Sasuke was silent.

Neji was driving him and Hinata to K.U and Neji's driving was perfect for deep thought. It was as if he thought driving faster would damage his baby and then he'd have to become a serial killer without a car. The serial killer bit was for all the murders he'd have to commit to get to places on time because of all the usual pedestrians blocking his way.

Sasuke sighed.

At this rate, he'd have been better off walking to K.U. He'd probably have bypassed the snail that overtook Neji's car ten minutes ago by now.

Hinata was glaring at her cousin.

"Pull over and let me drive."

Neji ignored her.

It was this way everytime he drove. There was always some lunatic wanting him to go above 20.

Hinata huffed. Neji didn't even need to pull over. All she had to do was leisurely get out the car, walk around it and throw him in the back seat with Sasuke and then, after stretching abit, she could get in and drive.

Yes. That's how slow they were moving.

And was it just her or did she see a snail overtake them minutes before?

"Neji, I don't mean to sound conceited but we're rich. In the event that something happens to this car, your dad will get you another one."

Neji threw her a horrified look and said, "I can't just replace Betsy."

Hinata blinked.

WTF?

"Betsy? You named your ferrari Betsy?! What the hell is wrong with you?! That's stupid!"

"Naming my car isn't stupid," Neji mumbled.

"No but naming it Betsy sure is! Does this car look like an old truck to you huh?" Hinata sighed and blew her hair from her eyes. "You should call it something cool like...the love mobile."

Neji snorted, "You've been hanging out with Kiba again huh?"

Hinata smiled, "The guy grew on me."

(I am a christmas page break. I beat up santa)

Gaara didn't like being stared at.

It irritated him to no end.

How was it that fanclubs could pop up out of thin air? Was there a Magic 101 class he should have attended?

Unlike the others, he and Ino didn't exactly not have future rapists in their classes.

"Gaara?"

Gaara looked at Ino who was sitting by him and raised an eyebrow in question.

Normally he loved his personal space but what with the mobs of undying love following them around, he stayed by her side and glared murderously at any boy who dared approach her.

Unfortunately for him, that effect ended there as the girls loved the whole 'badboy glaring at me' thing...

Ino nodded at the time.

Five more minutes of Kurenai's lecture and then they'd have to escape.

They'd sat at the front for that very purpose and Gaara frowned when he noticed a small group of girls gathering outside the door.

He turned to lok out the window and Ino scowled.

"No."

Gaara smirked, "Fine then. Charge into the mob."

Ino groaned quietly and waited.

They were so lucky they were on the ground floor.

The clock struck two and Gaara leapt into action. He shoved open the nearest window, grabbed Ino's arm and practically threw her out.

He followed just as a few girls were about to reach him.

They ran across the grounds headed for the carpark so they could hurry to Naruto's house, their only haven.

In Gaara's car, Ino turned to glare.

"Seriously? A window? You threw me out a window?"

"You're welcome."

Ino gaped and muttered under her breath.

Gaara spotted Naruto's driveway. "Did Naruto buy a ferrari?"

Ino snorted, "I wish. He prefers BMWs. You know that."

"Okay...then I guess he has a visitor."

Ino looked forward and smiled, "That should be Neji's."

"Neji?"

"Hinata's cousin."

Gaara shrugged and parked by the ferrari, his mercedes not seeming the least bit intimidated by the sports car.

They got out and walked into Naruto's house, not even bothering to knock.

"We're home!"

Hinata peeked from the kitchen, "We're in here!"

Gaara and Ino went in and sighed at the table where stacks of letters lay.

Kiba and Sakura were arguing over yoghurt and Hinata was going through the stacks.

"Where's Naruto?"

"Still in class... or being raped," Hinata smiled. "Can't really say."

"Oh. Neji brought you?"

Hinata nodded, "He's on campus showing a friend to the Dean's."

"Why?"

"He wants to transfer here for the next month."

"From K.T? Why?"

Hinata grinned darkly, "Well, the thing is..."

(I am a batman page break. I have no powers)

Sasuke was uneasy.

Neji walked confidently by his side.

He didn't seem disturbed by all the attention they were presently getting.

Sasuke was reminded of his fanclub back at K.T.

A small group of girls stood at a corner they were approaching. Luckily for him, the Dean's office wasn't that far.

They went in and the secretary, Shizune, motioned for them to wait.

Minutes later, they were in front of a pervert that would put their own Dean to shame.

Jiraiya Sannin smiled widely, "Ah, its always nice to meet students of my biggest fan."

The Dean of K.T, Kakashi, had the largest collection of porn in the world. Guiness world records had even popped by to give him the title officially.

His collection consisted mostly of graphic Porno books which happened to be written by Jiraiya.

Sasuke wondered how it was that these two were in charge of institutions meant for moulding young minds into responsible productive members of society.

"So...you want a transfer..."

Sasuke nodded.

"For a month?"

"Just until my birthday passes."

"What makes you think your brother won't just plan something here?"

Sasuke shrugged, "It's easier to hide here."

Jiraiya smiled, "It is, isn't it? But you can't hide from him all the time..."

"Well, I can try."

Jiraiya sighed, "Normally, I'd tell you to find your missing pair of balls and try reattach them-"

Neji smirked.

"- But if it's a favor to Kakashi, I guess I can let you transfer for the month. Hey, maybe in that time you could find a way to steal the balls in the biology lab."

"You keep balls in a lab?"

"They're bonobo balls...and they're preserved in a jar..." Jiraiya looked thoughtful. "I think they might oversex you if you used them though...Bonobos are known for being particularly sex driven."

Wow.

He truly was a perv at heart.

Sasuke and Neji thanked him and left.

Outside, Sasuke was disturbed to see the group had gotten larger.

One approached him and smiled warmly, "Sasuke Uchiha?"

He nodded.

Big mistake.

"It is him girls!"

And thus began the Great Uchiha Chase...which Neji took pictures of... before he too was subjected to the affections of the masses.

(I am a jurassic page break. Roar)

Naruto leaned against the wall, breathing deeply.

This had been flattering the first few hours, but now it was bordering on creepy.

How the hell did that girl sneak into the men's room?

He was safe, for now.

He was on the roof and had no idea what miracle had befallen him but for the moment, it didn't didn't look like he'd been spotted.

He sat by the edge near Old Mac, the school's oldest tree that had branches extending over the roof.

The door sprung open and Naruto ducked behind a protruding vent.

As he watched, a dark haired boy barred the door and ran to where he was hiding.

He spotted Naruto and froze.

Naruto was equally tense.

"Who are you?" he asked.

Naruto noticed the deep calm voice and couldn't help the tingle that flowed over him.

"I should ask you that."

The dark haired boy sighed with relief, "Good. So you're not going to try to rape me."

Naruto raised an eyebrow at him. I wouldn't bet on it.

The raven moved toward him cautiously and said, "You mind if I stay here awhile?"

"As long as you don't rat me out to the crazy girls outside, sure."

"You too?"

"I'm irrestistible."

He snorted and sat by Naruto, both leaning against the edge, under the shade of Old Mac.

He took in the appearance of the other boy, casually dressed in jeans, a black tshirt and white sneakers... The unruly blonde hair...the startlingly blue eyes...

"I'm Naruto."

The guy remained silent.

"If you don't want me to call your fans up, you might wanna be polite."

he sighed, "Sasuke."

"Nice to meet you."

"Hn."

"So...girls are chasing you cause you're hot?"

Sasuke risked a glance at Naruto.

Naruto looked into his dark eyes and smiled, "You are pretty hot."

"Are you..."

"Gay? Yep. But don't worry, I still won't rape you. And if it bothers you, feel free to jump off the roof."

Sasuke looked up at Old Mac and lay down, "It doesn't."

Naruto smiled and Sasuke noted the guy was pretty hot himself.

Naruto hid a smile. He'd seen Sasuke checking him out and wasn't the least bit shy to admit, if ever asked, that he'd been checking him out, too.

He turned away and stared up at the sky.

Naruto lay by his side and asked, "Are you a first year?"

"Third."

"No way. I'd have seen you around..."

"I'm Neji's roommate. I go to K.T."

"Oh... How is Neji?"

Sasuke smirked, "He should be running for his life right now but other than that, just peachy."

Naruto chuckled, "Cool. So...you'll be heading back soon right?"

Sasuke nodded.

"So...we may never see each other again, huh?"

Before Sasuke could reply, Naruto had gotten up and was straddling him.

Sasuke looked at him calmly, "What are you doing?"

"There's nothing to do up here so...I'm entertaining myself."

"I never said I was gay."

"You never said you weren't."

Sasuke sighed. "Get off me."

"I will...soon..."

Sasuke watched as Naruto lowered his head and kissed him lightly on the lips.

"Your lips are soft."

Sasuke rolled his eyes at him.

Naruto smiled at that and started to plant soft, wet kisses to Sasuke's jaw making a trail down to his neck.

Sasuke fought the tingling that started every place Naruto's lips grazed...

"Do you do this with every guy you meet?"

"Only in cases of severe boredom. Like now."

"What exactly are you-"

He gasped as Naruto's tongue slipped out and licked at a sensitive spot on his neck.

"I'm trying to turn you on."

"Why?"

"No reason."

"Might as well stop now. You're wasting your time."

Naruto sat up and looked Sasuke in the eyes, his blue ones mischievous, "Are you saying I can't?"

Sasuke gave him an annoyed look.

Naruto smirked, "I accept your challenge."

Naruto leaned back down and kissed Sasuke's neck.

"I didn't challenge you."

Naruto laughed and got off Sasuke, "I guess you didn't."

Sasuke ignored the way his body was going 'where'd the fun go?' and decided to continue staring at the sky.

Minutes later, he heard Naruto's breathing even out and turned to stare at him.

The blonde was asleep.

It was probably for the best. Playful sex gods weren't his usual cup of tea.

A/N: Thanks for the love peoples...

This chapter is the love child of all your reviews (yes, there was a review orgy)

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