I do hope you enjoy the second chapter to Birthday Surprises.


Chapter 2

"Renji!" A folder filled with extra heavy paper flopped down onto the red heads desk startling him from his little cat nap in his stuffy cubicle.

"I didn't fuck the cat!" Renji shouted as he flinched upwards at the loud noise. Deep red eyes landed on their boss in shock.

"Was there a cat in your dreams Renji?" Grimmjow snickered as he leaned against the flimsy wall of the cubicle.

"Shut the fuck up." Renji said rubbing his face and grabbing the yellow folder on his desk. "What the hell do you want?"

"I don't think that's very nice to be saying to your boss." Grimmjow teased. "And I was wondering if you had the cuties number, ya know, the one who is now legally of age to get drunk?" Grimmjow grinned. Renji scowled up at his boss.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing, getting involved with him?" Renji asked.

"I like him." Grimmjow said plainly with a shrug.

"He's not interested." Renji answered all too quickly.

"How would you know?" Grimmjow pressed, raising a baby blue eyebrow at Renji.

"I just know, okay?" Renji turned away from Grimmjow with a blush.

"What's your aversion to me?" Grimmjow asked coming into Renji's cubicle and shutting the small door behind himself.

"Ya know that's not gunna help keep our conversation a secret when I'm kicking your ass and you are screaming for help right?" Renji growled.

"Is that a threat?" Grimmjow asked cocking his head to the side. "All because of a certain orange haired friend of yours who I happen to like?" Grimmjow shook his head. "Tsk, tsk, Renji."

"So?"

"You can't stop me from seeing him."

"Just because he got drunk off his ass and kissed you doesn't mean anything."

"I think it means everything." Grimmjow said getting closer to Renji. "I think this little aggressive side of you is coming out because you know something, like perhaps that Ichigo Kurosaki, the man you thought was straight, is actually-

"Don't you dare say it!" Renji shouted.

"Gay." Grimmjow whispered. Renji slammed his hand down on the desk looking Grimmjow in the eyes.

"He is not gay! He can't be! Rukia likes him."

"Are you sure she doesn't like you?" At the blue haired bosses words Renji went silent. "Now, can I have Ichigos number?" Renji grumbled something and then took out a pen writing it down on a slip of loose paper he had.

"Now would you kindly get out?"

"I'll do just that after I find out whether this is Ichigos real number or not. This should only take a few seconds." Grimmjow pulled out his cellphone and dialed the number up. On the fifth ring a crisp voice sounded on the other end.

"What the fuck do ya want? I'm busy sleepin and my head is splittin with a fuckin hang over."

"Ichigo?" Grimmjow asked.

"Grimmjow?" The voice immediately took a turn for the better, sounding much nicer. "Hey! I wanted to call you when I got up but Renji wouldn't give me your number and you had already left."

"Oh yea?" Grimmjow asked looking over at Renji whose jaw tightened as Grimmjow left the cubicle.

"Yea, he said you weren't interested, but somewhere later that night he confessed to me so I realized he was jealous, I was actually going to come by the office today and say hello because the entire staff knows me. Friends from high school, ya know?" Grimmjow nodded and chuckled and walked down the hall to his office.

"You're free to come up to the office anytime, that is, just as long as I get to see you the longest."

"Cute." Ichigo murmured. "I could do that."

"So, how did it go last night when I left, besides the fact that Renji drunkenly confessed to you?"

"Well, right after you left I got bitched at for kissing you, then later Renji confessed and this is where everything gets blurry for me, but~… Rukia kissed Renji, and Byakuya got angry… that led to him taking Rukia home which forced Renji and I to walk home alone awkwardly, he was all over the fucking place so he dragged me into some strip club where I saw my friend Shinji there with his boyfriend Nnoitra and that's all I remember, well except for the fact that I have now woken up to seeing Shinji and Nnoitra making out in the kitchen over the bacon I believe I am going to have to steal." Ichigo explained. Grimmjow laughed.

"You're lucky that you get bacon." Grimmjow pouted while opening his office door. Inside Ulquiorra sat at his desk looking bored.

"Yup, I now have three favorite things in this wide world of ours." Ichigo said happily while keeping an eye on Nnoitra and Shinji as he went to grab the entire plate of bacon that they had cooked.

"Oh yea? What's that?" Grimmjow asked sitting down in his desk.

"Let's see, bacon, sex, and dick." Ichigo counted them off on his fingers as he held the plate in one hand and his phone on his shoulders.

"Are those really the three things?" Grimmjows eyebrows had shot up.

"Oh yea, I can't think of anything else that would be my favorite." Ichigo giggled.

"What about me?"

"Well I've only met you last night and I fucked you practically an hour after that… You fall into the sub categories."

"Sub categories?" Grimmjow questioned.

"Yup, right below sex and dick."

"Wow, thanks." Grimmjow tried his best to sound unamused, there was also a long awkward silence between them over the phone.

"If you're wondering whether it's a good or bad thing, it's a good thing." Ichigo said sitting down on the chair in the living room and eating a strip of bacon within two seconds. "Oh, god, so good." Ichigo moaned and he too another strip of bacon into his mouth.

"I think I'll have to let you go, considering the noises you are about to make, I'm at work, I don't need to go around the office with a hard on."

"I'll come by to see everyone in a few hours, don't worry, even if you do, I'll take care of it."

"I like the sound of that."

"I bet you do, now hang up, work, and leave me and my bacon alone." Ichigo said. Grimmjow snorted.

"Alright, bye."

"Bye!" Ichigo shouted and then his phone was stolen from him by Shinji. "What the fuck?"

"Oh come on Ichi, it's not like you're using it anymore and I wanted to know who was calling."

"Well, he called me and I didn't have his number in my phone until now, so if you'd let me enter it then you can snoop around for it later." Ichigo said snatching his phone back and pressing a few buttons before placing the phone down the front of his boxers.

"Oh hon, you think it is gunna stop him from reaching his delicate fairy fingers down the front of those panties you call boxers, it won't." Nnoitra said.

"Actually, I only did that because I don't have pockets." Ichigo said, and the three men burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry we couldn't make it to your birthday party last night, so the bacon is a wake up present and your real present will be given to you only after you take a shower, you smell like sex and booze."

"Yes I do, really good sex and booze." Ichigo got off the chair and put his plate of bacon down on the small glass table.

"Oh, do tell." Shinji said walking over to their basket of laundry and pulling out a clean towel.

"After the shower."

"Fucking tease." Shinji said throwing a towel at the orangette. "You'd better hurry your ass up then, you know how I like to pry." Ichigo laughed and walked to the bathroom where he showered away all that remained of last night.

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"So?" Shinji asked when a squeaky clean Ichigo sat down on the couch. Ichigo smirked.

"So, Renji's boss showed up at my birthday party with him."

"Ew."

"No, not ew, he was fucking hot. He looked like a god, blue hair, high cheek bones, pointed nose, all that, and the best fucking muscles I have ever seen in my life. He's a walking wet dream. Anyway, Renji and Rukia are out dancing and he and I start talking and I just couldn't help myself with how attracted I was to him at first sight that when we got to talking it came out that I was gay and he was too and I just, something in me snapped. We made out and then I pulled him towards the bathrooms-"

"He fucked you in the bathroom!" Shinji shouted with a large grin. Ichigo shook his head.

"We fucked just outside of the bathroom, he took me right against the wall like a roman man would ravage his woman. It was so fucking hot, and then right as we were finished and I gave him a small peck on the lips Renji and Rukia fucking ruined the moment."

"Still!" Shinji said. Nnoitra was chuckling.

"That's an awesome position to have your bottom in. Timid, against a wall and begging for more."

"It is the best I've ever had, and I think I've fallen for his body." Ichigo said with a smirk, relaxing back into the couch.

"Is it really that good? I mean it is Renji's boss, Renji says he works for a douche."

"Not that I've seen." Ichigo said. "But, what do I know? I've only known the man for a day." The orangette giggled and leaned back against the couch and sighed. "So… what exactly is this present that you are giving me?"

"Oh, yea… a present… I kind of left it in the car." Shinji said.

"You didn't get me one did you?" Ichigo asked with a roll of his eyes.

Shinji only smiled.