Spiderman Ninja Chronicles

Chapter 1: Legends of the Spider

Naruto woke up the day before the he had to return to school for the New Year. He wanted to sleep in, but his cell phone rang. He picked it up and noticed it was Kiria.

"Hello." Naruto asked groggily.

"Hey, do you know what time it is?" She asked impatiently.

He turned to his alarm clock. "9 am."

"Yeah, huge sale going on at the mall and you promised you'd be here." Kiria said angry.

"Kiria, I didn't get back until late last night, I saved three cats, stopped four robberies, and save two people from a burning building, I deserve some sleep." Naruto gripped.

"Hey, I only knew about the robberies from the Daily leaf." Kiria stated.

"I don't show them all remember?" Naruto asked.

"Valid point, so I'll meet you at the subway at 9:30." Kiria changed the subject.

"Fine." Naruto groaned, only to hear a knock at the door. "I gotta go, someone's here."

"Later web head." Kiria said hanging up.

The knocks kept repeating.

"I'm coming, cool your jets." Naruto shouted. He opened the door, and saw the unfriendly, mostly covered face of Kakashi.

"What do you want ?" Naruto demanded.

"Good to see you again Naruto." Kakashi said. "Can I come in ?"

"No." He slammed the door in his former teachers face, but Kakashi blocked the door.

"Naruto, your banishment's been lifted and you can." Kakashi began only to have Naruto interrupt. "No Chance."

He pushed Kakashi out of the way, and closed the door.

Naruto was soon dressed in his usual attire. A black shirt, a bomber jacket, jeans, and sneakers.

He walked out the front door with a black messenger bag, only to discover Kakashi couldn't take a hint.

"C'mon Naruto, what happened to that hyper active kid in the orange jumpsuit who wanted to be Hokage ?" Kakashi asked.

"He got banished remember ?" Naruto shot back.

"Which ended, like I tried to tell you." Kakashi pointed out.

"Look Naruto." Kakashi began, only for Naruto to run to the stairs.

"Kid never learns." Kakashi sighed.

Kakashi jumped and tried to pin Naruto. But his Spider sense kicked in and he ducked, faking he needed to tie his shoe. The copy ninja flew over him, and fell off the balcony, falling three stories.

Naruto chuckled, and headed to the subway.

One of the things he loved about Blaze City, was the subway. Blaze City was much bigger than Konoha, so the subway was made to get around quicker.

Sakura was currently looking through the crowd of people by the subway. She was looking around for someone who might know something about Naruto. After he left, life in the leaf village wasn't how she was hoping. Sasuke was immediately promoted to Jonin, and he acted like a complete jerk. She was the only one who noticed it. Ino wasn't even fazed by all this. Plus during the past year, the Akatsuki were more active meaning there was a higher chance of them getting Naruto. Now She, Kakashi, Yamato, Ino, Sasuke, and Sai had to try to bring him home. But Tsunade's orders were if he didn't want to come, he didn't have to. She had seen several ninjas in the past that had a stronger drive to become hokage than Naruto enjoy the civilian life more. Also their mission was to find out something. For years now, Blaze City was trying to get some help with their crime problems. However the council kept refusing. Almost a year ago, they stop.

She then notices a girl around her age, blonde hair, and glasses, with an orange hoodie, jeans and sneakers. In her hand was her cell phone, and complaining to someone.

"Look Uzumaki, either you show up at the mall, or I give you the look." She threatened. "Ok, later." She hung up her phone.

"Uh, excuse me." Sakura asked. "Can I ask you something ?"

Kiria to one look at Sakura and said. "Sorry I don't fix bad dye jobs."

"I'll have you know that this is my natural color." Sakura shot back.

"So you're that Sakura chick Naruto mentioned." Kiria chuckled.

"So you do know him." Sakura said hopefully.

"Yeah, and the perverted Cyclops guy already showed up at his door, he isn't interested." Kiria said angrily.

"Oh, I see." Sakura frowned.

The train had pulled into the station and Kiria got on with Sakura following.

"Wait, please." Sakura begged.

"He's not interested." Kiria shot, giving her the look. Kiria's eyes narrowed as she pulled her glasses down to one side.

"Please stop," Sakura begged, trying to avoid the look. "I just wanted to know what he's been up to."

Kiria pulled up her glasses and smiled slightly.

"Sit down, girl, it's a long story." Kiria said, as the train began to move.

Naruto was still trying to avoid Kakashi when his cell rang.

"Hello ?" Naruto asked. "Yes sir, I'll be right there."

Kakashi noticed this, as Naruto changed direction.

Naruto called Kiria and told her he would be a few minutes late. He ended up going to work to pick up his latest paycheck.

"How do you do it ?" Mr. Giroto asked him. Ginka Giroto was a tall man in his mid 50's who had been running the daily leaf for twenty years. He had dark grey hair with a black stripe in back. He wore a long sleeve shirt and pants.

"Trade secret." Naruto laughed.

"Do what?" Kakashi asked. The cycloptic ninja was perched on the window ceil.

"I suggest you leave." Giroto ordered.

Kakashi was so taken back by this, he almost fell off.. Before he could ask, Naruto was already out the door. Before Naruto could do anything, he bumped into Yamato.

"Going somewhere ?" The wood jutsu user asked.

"Yeah, away from here." Naruto said.

Before Yamato could react, Kakashi was thrown at him.

"It fortunate Mr. G understood my banishment, or I wouldn't have that job." Naruto thought.

Naruto soon made his way to the mall on foot. He would have gone into an alley and changed into Spiderman, but he didn't want to risk being caught. If two of his old friends were in town, who knew how many others. Just then the phone rang, revealing Kiria.

"Who'd you run into ?" Naruto asked.

"Sakura," Kiria answered, "And she's halfway decent."

"You haven't made her mad." Naruto joked. Just then, he heard something, he turned to see his friend and classmate Shin Volta, being tormented by the football team.

"I gotta go, Flash got feisty."

"Shin ?" Kiria asked. Shin Volta was a classmate of their who was frequently picked on by anyone.

"I'll try to pull him out." Naruto said.

"You better not try to skip out on me." Kiria laughed as she hung up.

Naruto dashed over to the alleyway. Shin had been placed upside down in the trash can and the football players had vanished.

"They disappear faster than I do." Naruto silently joked. He went to go pull Shin out of the trash. Shin was about Naruto's age with spiky black hair. He had black glasses, an electric blue t-shirt, and jeans. Scattered across the ground was various electrical equipment.

"Dude, class doesn't start until tomorrow." Naruto chuckled.

"True, but I'm entering in a big science fair in a few months and I've got a new electrical frequency generator to build." Shin said.

"Then you ran into Flash didn't you?" Naruto chuckled.

"Essentially." Shin said sheepishly.

"I gotta go meet Kiria, see you tomorrow." Naruto said, leaving.

"Yeah, later." Shin said quietly.

Naruto finally made his way to the mall to meet up with Kiria. Only to run into both Sakura and Ino with her.

"Oh Naruto, it's so good to see you again." Ino said sweetly, making Naruto's skin crawl.

"Uh hi." Naruto said.

"So Naruto, what to come back with us?" Ino asked.

"I already told Kakashi no." Naruto said flatly.

"She was telling the truth." Sakura thought.

"Oh please, while you're at it you'll tell us why Blaze City Ninja requests have come to a screeching halt." Ino said angrily.

"Actually yeah I do, infact most of the city does." Naruto answered. "It's because of Spider-man."

Both Ino and Sakura looked at him.

"What like a superhero?" Sakura asked bewildered.

"Yeah." Naruto answered.

"Oh please Naruto, that's the second dumbest thing you've ever said." Ino scoffed.

"I don't even want to know the first." Naruto said turning with Kiria not far behind.

"Ino." Sakura said harshly, "We're trying to get him to come back with us remember?"

"Details Sakura, details." Ino assured her.

"Man you actually had to work with that blond chick?" Kiria asked.

"Unfortunately." Naruto groaned. After a moment, Naruto noticed something.

"Hey Kiria, you notice something different about the Mall today?" Naruto asked.

"Extra security." Kiria answered. "The jewelry store is getting a massive diamond on display for the week." Kiria then leaned towards Naruto and whisper. "Meet me at the you know where later, I've got some new toys."

"Cool." Naruto said. It was then that a familiar buzzing sound went off in the back of his head causing his eyes to widen.

"Your Spider-sense going off?" Kiria asked. Being that she helped Naruto out so much with his alter ego, Kiria knew when Naruto's Spider-sense went off.

Naruto nodded and got a stern look on his face. Kiria knew this would be tough for him to switch to his Spiderman costume, especially with who knew how many ninja's around. Before they could determine how to get Naruto into his other set of clothes, a series of shots went off. It was a little known fact that those who work for the big man, became under the possession of guns. A weapon hardly ever seen around the shinobi nations, but still feared.

"Twenty bucks says their going for the diamond." Naruto whispered.

"Deal." Kiria said quietly.

Several goons in ski masks soon came out of the woodworks and began to take Hostages.

"Time to go." Naruto said. Before they could move, Naruto was grabbed by the back of the shirt by Ino. She picked up the former ninja and threw him and Kiria into a supply closet.

"She did NOT just do that." Kiria growled.

"What give us cover?" Naruto asked looking up at the air vent.

"Convenient." Kiria admitted. After the two rearranged the boxes in the closet to look like they climbed up and through, Naruto used his powers to crawl through the vent.

"Are we even going the right way?" Naruto asked.

"No, we've just past the food court, you want to make a left." Kiria answered.

Naruto looked at her oddly.

"I know the mall inside and out ok." She shot.

Kakashi, Sai, Yamato, and Sasuke soon regrouped at the entrance with the police force.

"I want the leader on the phone three days ago." Chief Horus shouted. Chief Rio Horus, Kiria's father was a tall man in his forties with white hair. He was clad in his blue police uniform.

Sasuke scoffed at this. "Something you want to say duck-butt?" Horus growled.

"It would be easier to just eliminate them all now." Sasuke said, who was now wearing jonin clothes.

"And then they'd kill who knows how many others." The chief.

Sai was about to intervene when something caught his eye. He immediately turned to see the problem. This didn't go unnoticed by the others.

"What's wrong Sai?" Kakashi asked.

"I could have sworn I saw someone enter the building through the skylight." The Root member said.

"Get your eyes checked." Sasuke ordered. "Their aren't any ninjas for miles."

"Unless it was a friendly neighborhood Spiderman." Rio laughed. The four ninja's just looked at him.

"A what?" Sasuke demanded.

The hostages were all lined up in the food court, Sakura and Ino among them, waiting orders.

"Perfect, Naruto get's us into another mess, go figure." Ino whispered to Sakura.

"Stop blaming him." Sakura snapped quietly.

"Well, well, well." The leader said, putting his gun's barrel to Sakura's head, "We have a first candidate." Before he could pull the trigger, a web caught the gun and pulled it upwards.

"Yeah, and I just found the guy who's getting his butt kicked first." A voice said. Naruto in full Spiderman gear jumped down and slammed his fist into the leader. "How about the rest of you , we go alphabetically or do you all want to stand in a single file line?"

"Holy Crap it's the spider." One of the thugs shouted.

"Seriously?" Spiderman asked. "I must have busted half you morons at least twice in the past year and you still can't get my name right?" Ino and Sakura looked at him oddly. "I'm Spiderman."

"Naruto was right?" Ino asked shocked.

"What are you dolts waiting for kill him." The leader ordered. All weapons were pointed at Spiderman. With spider sense ringing, Spiderman shot a web line upwards and pulled up, dodging the round of bullets.

"Hey those could really hurt someone." Spiderman pointed out.

"Kind of the point." one of the thugs said. Spiderman swung from post to post dodging the attacks.

"Man you guys suck at shooting." Spiderman quipped.

"Who knows how many guys are shooting him and this guy's making jokes?" Ino asked in disbelief.

"Ino, let's focus on getting the hostages out." Sakura ordered.

Meanwhile outside, Kakashi wad bickering with Rio. "You let some vigilante loose?"

"Why not, he was stopping the Big man, you wouldn't move." Rio reminded. Before the fight could continue, several thugs ran out the door and passed the cops.

"What's got them so spooked?" Yamato asked. His reply was a yehaw coming from Spiderman as he web slinged passed them.

"Told ya." Rio laughed.

The thugs went down a nearby alley to catch their breaths.

"We should be safe here." One said.

"Yeah, hide in a dark alley, always a safe move." Spiderman said, hanging upside down.

"Uh oh." The thugs said. Spiderman quickly webbed them up and hung them from a lap post. He then lifted up part of his tunic, revealing a belt with several compartments on it. He dipped into one of them and pulled out a card that said: Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spider-man.

"Well that was easy." Our hero said.

"You'll be sorry once the big man comes for you web slinger." One of the thugs said.

No sooner than he did, his Spider-man's spider sense went off. He turned and caught Sasuke attempting to slash Spiderman with his sword.

"What are you?" Sasuke demanded.

"Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, and you are the guy who needs anger management classes." Spidey quipped.

He jumped up and slammed Sasuke into the ground, who had dropped his sword. Spiderman then webbed it to the ground.

"You can have that back when you calm down." Spider-man said before swinging away.

Meanwhile, Mr. Giroto was currently trying to drown out the rants of the ultimate Spiderman hater and his top reporter: Jirobo Hinka.

"I'm telling you boss man, Spider-menace needs to be stop." Jirobo said. Ginka's phone went off and he graciously answered it. "Hello, hi Naruto, Spiderman just save the mall from several armed guns men attempting to get the Diamonds on display at the jewelry store." Ginka said looking smug at Hinka. "Did you get picture?" He asked.

"Bet he didn't." Jirobo scoffed.

"You hid in a plant for how long?" Ginka asked in surprise.

As the sun was setting, Naruto and Kiria were walking down the older part of town laughing at today's events.

"You hid you camera in one of the plants?" Kiria chuckled.

Naruto nodded, holding up his newest amount of money. The two turned to an alley and made their way though the door, into the Warehouse. The Warehouse was Naruto's unofficial lair. It had a worktable to one side, with all sorts of tools, next to that was a mannequin that Kiria used to design/repair Naruto's outfit. Behind it was a book shelf, that included the collection of scrolls that they took from the sound scientist and others. On the other end was workout equipment. On one wall was a bullet board featuring mug shots of the Enforcers, the big man's top henchmen. They were Rhino, a massive man with a mean right hook, Montana a former lightning village ninja who specialized in a lightning jutsu/Taijutsu combo style until he was banished, Fang, a poison expert, and Gorobus, the explosives expert. All four were stopped by Spiderman and released on bail the next day.

"So new toys." Naruto asked. Kiria smiled.

"Right, it's only two." Kiria said. "The first is the Spider signal." She handed him a small silver belt buckle.

"Is this that light show gadget you wanted me to use?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah." Kiria said. She turned and turned it on, revealing a light beam that looked like Spidey's mask.

"What's next?" Naruto asked anxiously.

"The impactors." Kiria said grabbed two wrist guards with fold out rails.

"Those look like my old web guard from when I had trouble web slinging at first." Naruto pointed out.

"They are, I tweaked them a bit." Kiria explained.

Naruto put the impactors on and Kiria set up a practice dummy. Naruto then put the guards on and shot some webbing at the dummy. Instead of a stream, it came out as a large bullet. On impact, it destroyed the dummy

"Cool." Naruto said.

"Good thing you got paid, now you can replace this one." Kiria said sarcastically.

"Sorry." Naruto said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. Naruto then realized something. "Did you get the chakra bombs working?" He asked.

Kiria shook her head. In the scrolls, the scientist had blue prints to miniature chakra bombs. Once detonated, they could disrupt chakra attacks.

"Oh well, come on, let's head home, we got school tomorrow." Naruto reminded.

"Don't remind me." Kiria groaned. "You still going out tonight?"

"Nah, with Kakashi and them around, I don't want them to recognize me." Naruto admitted.

Later that night, as a storm began brewing. The weather said their was a high chance for thunderstorms for the next few days. Shin was running through the streets with his generator under his jacket. He soon tripped over himself and landed near a tree. It was promptly struck by lighting, and the pieces of the generator lit up, filling Shin with electricity.

OK, here's the official chapter one of Spiderman Ninja Chronicles. To Kidan Yoshida, yes I am fully aware that both mainstream Gwen and Ultimate Gwen were killed. (Mainstream Green Goblin, Ultimate: Carnage.) And no I'm not killing Kiria simply because for years now, I feel Gwen's gotten the short end of the stick. I mean Gwen is on a long list of women the creators passed up for in favor of MJ that Peter's dated, including, Betty Brant, Felicia Hardy, and (I kid you not) Carol Danvers. Well now that this chapter is done I'm going to go to animeflavor. Com who has several episode of Avengers: EMH from Australia, all the way to Behold the Vision. See ya next time when Spidey goes toe to toe with the now Armor plated Rhino.