A/N: Yo! This is harem lord with the second chapter of my Naruto Sparda story. I also have an important question to ask you guys. Do you want Naruto to have the neo Devil Arms (Gilgamesh, Berial, and Pandora)? Oh, who am I kidding, I'll give them without your input.
If you do, just send me the answer in a review.
Now, onto the story!
Disclaimer: See chapter 1
Chapter 2
"Wait a minute; you were serious about me competing in the chuunin exams?" Naruto asked incredulously.
"Yup, and before you say anything about needing a team, Nero and Kyrie will be on your team with Lady being the instructor." Dante said with a smug grin.
Naruto's hands twitched as he went for Chimera. Dante saw this and pulled out Agni and Rudra and blocked Naruto's hands from getting to the sword.
"Fine, you are insufferable." Naruto said.
"Hey! Using big words that I don't understand will not get you out of this situation." Dante exclaimed angrily.
Naruto looked at Dante incredulously before silently walking out the door, knowing that Dante was too stupid to argue with. Vergil was waiting right on the outside of the door with his hand palming his face; Trish was barely containing her laughter.
"Your brother is a complete and utter moron." Naruto said.
"If I could trade him, I would." Vergil said with a sigh.
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Naruto, Nero, Kyrie, and Lady were on the way to Konoha. Naruto and Nero were arguing about the greatest food in the world, Naruto had taken after Dante and was saying pizza while Nero had more refined tastes from where he had been in Italy and was saying Alfredo pasta. Kyrie and Lady were talking about what their favorite weapons were while trying to block out Naruto and Nero's argument. When it had dissolved into them getting into each other's faces, Lady intervened.
"Enough," Lady shouted angrily while bashing them both in the head with her gun.
"Ow! What did you do that for?" Both of them shouted in unison.
Kyrie just giggled at that, "I think I figured out what the greatest food would be for both of you."
They both had stars in their eyes as they went up to her and asked, "What is it?"
"Alfredo pizza," Kyrie said simply as she took on out of…who knows where.
They both looked at it suspiciously before Naruto started poking and prodding it before he bit into it.
"This is good!" Naruto exclaimed, and when Nero saw this, he shrugged and took a bite to have the same exact reaction as Naruto did.
Lady just laughed and said, "And I think that I know why you guys always argue."
"What do you think it is?" Naruto asked while rubbing his arm, which had recently started hurting.
"It's because you guys could be twins with how you two act." Lady said with a laugh.
They were forced to stop for the night and look for a place to sleep and Naruto was separated from the group when he went searching for firewood for the group to use, as it was pretty cold out.
Naruto had the weird luck to stumble onto a place that had six different pillars. He walked up to the one on the far right and tapped it. The pillar responded by opening up with a black color inside of it.
Naruto stepped back from the pillar, getting a bad feeling from it, and he was right to. Less than five seconds after he had stepped back, a black horse with hoofs made of darkness and the upper body of a man came out.
"Who dares interrupt Centaur's sleep?" Centaur howled.
"I do ugly!" Naruto yelled out while using Siren and Chimera.
Naruto and Centaur sized each other up before they both rushed at the other demon. Naruto's Firestorm ability was a perfect match for Centaur's Darkness.
Naruto was faring pretty well, getting four hits for every one that Centaur got, Naruto then kicked Centaur in the head and Centaur howled with rage.
Centaur then snapped his fingers and darkness enveloped the area around him. Naruto couldn't see anything.
Naruto sensed something coming at him from the right and dodged to the left with a quick roll. He then pulled out yin and yang and started shooting at Centaur.
That turned out to be the right thing to do as the darkness dispelled and one of them had hit Centaur in the head, immediately bringing him down.
Centaur then dissipated and left a strange black ball of light. The ball immediately flew at Naruto, but Naruto caught it before it hit him.
The ball of light turned into a bow with sharp edges and the arrows were made of darkness.
Naruto gave Centaur a few test swings before smirking.
Naruto then went to the next pillar and opened it. This pillar's inside glowed white.
Out of the door came a woman with white armor and wings on.
"So, you are the one who has opened the door to my cage." Angel said with a smirk.
"Naruto Sparda at your service," Naruto said with mocking bow.
"I approve." Angel said before she turned into a ball of white light.
"Huh, I didn't know that demons could turn into Devil arms without a fight." Naruto mused as he caught the ball of light and it turned into a sword of pure white.
Naruto gave Angel a few test swings and decided that he like her.
Thank you, a feminine voice said.
"Angel, how in the world are you talking?" Naruto asked confused about the whole situation.
It's because she didn't die before you acquired her. Another female voice said.
"Siren, oh, so you weren't dead and can still talk." Naruto figured out.
That's right, I have seen what you have done, and I am impressed, I shall give you some information, and behind each one of these doors is a powerful demon that can be turned into a Devil arm. Siren said seriously.
Also, I think that your arm is resonating with the parts that were left from me and Centaur. Angel chimed in.
Sure enough, Naruto's right arm was glowing a bright color and he screamed in pain as the arm transformed into one like Nero's. "How did this happen?" Naruto asked.
If I had to guess, it is because you and Nero started so young. Siren said thoughtfully.
Naruto then gave his Devil bringer a test run and saw that it was just like Nero's.
Naruto then went to the next pillar and the area around him turned into a blizzard.
A toad then hopped out of the gate.
"Who are you?" the toad demanded.
"Someone's who's not butt-ugly." Naruto said with a smirk.
The toad got mad and howled before running at Naruto.
Naruto dodged to the side and sliced its front foot off with Angel. The toad howled in pain and anger, but before it could do anything, Naruto used Giga Blade, one of Angel's abilities, to pierce through the toad.
The toad then changed into a woman, "How?" the woman asked.
Naruto didn't answer her and instead said, "Be my devil arm and live!"
The woman turned into a ball of light that flew at Naruto, and Naruto caught it with no trouble.
The ball turned into a box with the number 666 on it. Naruto then saw an army of toads like the one he had just faced and turned the box into a huge rocket launcher.
Naruto then fired it and blew up the stone pillar before any enemies could come out.
Impressive, Pandora said, impressed at the power of the form.
Naruto then walked up to the next pillar and it immediately awakened into a flaming centaur.
That's Berial, the king of fire hell, use me against him and you should beat him easy enough. Siren told him.
Naruto used Siren and Uzu in perfect unison and created a powerful wind that wiped out all the flames in the area, including Berial's. Berial didn't get up after that. Naruto sweatdropped and said, "You weren't kidding when you said that I would beat him easy enough."
I didn't expect him to be that easy either. Siren admitted.
Berial then transformed into a flaming orb and shot at Naruto. He caught that one just like the rest of them.
Berial was a set of wings and claws that were on fire.
Naruto whistled at the damage they caused once he fired them at the flaming pillar.
"Okay, two left," Naruto said before he opened the next pillar and a giant snake like demon came out of the portal. The snake then shot out several seeds at him; Naruto yawned and used his devil bringer to blast the seeds apart with no trouble.
"My Children! You will pay for that!" the snake said as the head popped back and a feminine demon with green skin and leave like hair came out.
"Hey, they came at me." Naruto said defensively, but that didn't seem to matter as the snake just continued attacking him.
"Okay, that's it." Naruto said with a twitch in his eye after he dodged the next strike. He then took out Centaur (I will not bolden each arm after the first time anymore, I will not change demon speak or thought though.)
Naruto then shot darkness arrows at her the next time she rushed him. The arrows hit her in the face and caused her to fall to the ground.
"Please, take me as your arm and do not kill me." Echidna pleaded.
Naruto sighed and said, "Fine."
Echidna then turned into a ball of green light that flew at him and became Gilgamesh. (No changes to this one look it up)
Naruto used Gilgamesh to blast through the gate and bring it down.
"One more," Naruto muttered as he opened the last gate.
Out of the gate came a demon that looked like Dante in his Devil Trigger.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked in shock.
"I am Lucifer, brother of Sparda." Lucifer said.
Naruto took a step back in fear before he regained his confidence and said, "Huh, looks like this is a family affair. I'm Sparda's descendent."
"Hm, yes, you do have the blood and spirit." Lucifer said after he examined him for a few moments.
"So, let's get this show on the road." Naruto said as he brought Angel into his hands.
Angel clashed with Lucifer's sword and they both were an even match for the other.
"I am glad that you are so clever, it would shame me to no end if one of Sparda's kids ended up being an idiot." Lucifer said.
"You spoke too soon." Naruto said with a deadpan.
"What do you mean?" Lucifer asked, knowing that he would not like the answer to his question, but still having to ask it.
"Dante and Nero are complete morons, the only one of Sparda's sons that is sane is Vergil, and even he has his quirks." Naruto said with a shudder as he thought back to Vergil's training.
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Unknown to him, this whole affair was just a test which the rest of the team, Dante, Trish, and Vergil were watching.
"What does he mean that we're complete idiots?" Dante and Nero yelled out in rage.
"He's pretty spot on." Trish said with a shrug.
Vergil was just staring at a sheet of paper.
"Vergil?" Trish asked.
"Huh?" Vergil said looking up.
"What are you doing?" Trish asked.
"Oh, I was looking at Naruto's training regimen; do you think this is too much?" Vergil asked.
Trish looked down and paled, the list read:
-2000 sit-ups and push-ups
-5000 pound weight lifting
-2000 miles
-10000 sword swings
-5 hours of weapons training and theory
IF YOU DO NOT PERFORM ANY OF THESE TASKS, YOU SHALL BE SENT TO THE DEMON WORLD AND FORCED TO SURVIVE FOR A WEEK MORE EACH TIME!
Trish fainted after seeing that.
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Both of them just continued to fight after they ended their discussion. They were pretty evenly matched in terms of power, but Lucifer was more experienced and was easily avoiding all of Naruto's assault.
Lucifer then decided to end the fight and did a quick thrust with his sword, piercing through Naruto.
Lucifer smirked, thinking it was over, only to watch as Naruto sliced through him with Angel.
Lucifer turned to gold dust that went into the sword, turning the sword a dark gold color with a black and red hilt.
Naruto pulled Lucifer out and watched as the wound healed.
Naruto then gave Lucifer a few test swings and smirked as he saw the power that the sword had.
Naruto then walked up to the last pillar and slashed through the pillar with no trouble at all.
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It had been a few days since Naruto fully awakened and got Lucifer, and the group had finally arrived in Konoha.
"Name?" The gatekeeper asked.
"Lady and team demon." Lady answered.
"You are on the list, go on through," The gatekeeper said with a shrug.
"So, we are finally here." Naruto said as he looked at his old home, it was still as hellish as he remembered.
Done! The next chapter will be the start of the chuunin exams!
