Hey guys! It's me again! Mwahahahahaa! *ahem* Sorry the first chap-chap was so short, although I am totally open to any ideas for chapters, ya know.
Disclaimer: Man I wish I owned the Legend of Zelda! But I don't… *sobs loudly* LET ME BE HAPPY UNIVERSE!
Link walked into the giant cavernous room. Why are there always so many mushrooms here? He wondered. Suddenly, he heard slightly feminine, slightly gay sounding laughter coming from the center of the room. Link looked up from his Nintendo 3DS. There he saw a strange dude in a white jumpsuit with diamond patterns cut out of it, He had the ugliest cape known to man, a white diva haircut and a bowl of cherries. Link said "What the" but was soon cut off when the man started choking on a cherry pit. "Oh noez!" Link cried. "The polar bear is choking!" Link flew into the air and drop crotch kicked the dude. "Oh my gosh, polar bear! Are you alright?" Then Link got a better look at the "polar bear". "Wait a second," he said. "You're not a polar bear! You're just some generic bad guy!"
"I have a name ya know! As a matter of fact it's Ghirahim, Demon Lord of the—"
A big boss voice interrupted him. "GHIRAHIM! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHIGGIN FIGHTING THE GUY NOW! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GENERIC NAME!"
"My name is NOT generic! In fact, I'll sing a song about it!" Link covered his ears as Ghirahim started singing a song about bullying, generic names, and pancakes.
"I'll never beat the game if you keep singing like this!" Link yelled. Storm clouds gathered in the room.
"YOU MORON! YOU CHIGGIN BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!"
"So?" Link said. Then it started raining frying pans, Zelda voodoo dolls, and fan girls. "AHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed as the fan girls started ripping everyone apart.
"For some reason, this all seems familiar!" Link yelled as he hacked away at fan girls.
"I sense a disturbance in the Force!" Ilia said as she let go of the water monkey's tail.
"THIS IS MOST GRAVE!" the water monkey said.
"I feel like an ancestor is being attacked!" She then ran off to Wal-Mart, where she bought a time machine shaped like Darth Vader, and used it to go to the battle in the distant past.
Ilia landed on top of Ghirahim. "GRANDPA!" Ilia screamed. She hugged Ghirahim and slaughtered all of the fan girls. "Grandpa! Are you okay?"
(Author Interrupt-If you fans out there haven't already guessed it, Ilia is related to Ghirahim.
Link: What?! That's just messed up! Since when was Ghirahim part polar bear!
Ghirahim: I would have told you if I wasn't so rudely interrupted!
Ilia: Don't listen to them grandpa! I think you're beautiful…
Ghirahim: Thank you Lilia.
Ilia: It's Ilia. )
Link stared around in wonder, there were two polar bears now talking about haircuts in the center of the room, sitting on top of a pile of dead fan girls.
I am SO screwed, Link thought. Link then felt an odd sense of déjà vu. Why did that line just sound so familiar?
So, was this chapter better or worse? I tried to make it a lot longer than the first one. Review, and I give you cookie. PM and I give you brownie. Do both and I give you both. *flies away on rainbow Loftwing* NOM NOM NOM.
~AAx
