Chapter 2- SMB2 and SMB3
Mario: Welcome back to Mario Scenes Gone Wrong. We have dug out some scenes gone wrong in both the games of Super Mario Brothers 2 and 3.
Luigi: SMB2… One of the only non-spinoff games Peach actually plays in.
Peach: Hush or I will whack you with my umbrella.
Luigi: Okay, sheesh, violent girl. Let's just get this started please.
Super Mario Brothers 2
Peach: Ahh man, where the heck am I? Whatever, let's just explore.
Peach sees a waterfall with floating logs. She quickly jumps across them, successfully crossing. She suddenly sees some flying freaky thing. It nearly runs into her.
Peach: GRR, you ^%^&$!
Peach then pulls up a random root to throw it at the flying thing. She pulls up a crying vegetable.
Vegetable: WWWWWAAAAAAHHHH!
Peach: Aww you poor little veggieboo. Let me put you back in the ground you-
Suddenly, the vegetable kicks Peach in the face with one of its roots. It then runs away from the scene.
Peach's face turned red.
Peach: OH MY GOSH THIS &^*&&*$ PLACE IS FULL OF ^&%^&%s!
Director: CUT!
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Mario and Luigi are cracking up hard.
Luigi: She's so defenseless even a vegetable can beat her! Hahahaha!
Mario: I know right! Haha oh my gosh, blackmail! Haha!
Peach: QUIET! *pulls out umbrella. Mario and Luigi instantly quit laughing.*
Mario: *silently laughing* Hahaha. Anyway, next clip!
Super Mario Brothers 2
Mario, Luigi and Peach are seen racing each other to the top of a building
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Mario: PAUSE! There is no such feature for SMB2!
Luigi: Mario, shut up and let this clip play! Start it over!
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Mario, Luigi and Peach are seen racing each other to the top of a building
Mario: I bet I can beat you both!
Luigi: Oh yeah?
Eventually, the Mario brothers reach a pit. They pause.
Mario: Umm.. How do we get over?
Peach: Like this!
Peach jumps, then floats to the other side of the cliff. She lands safely.
Luigi: Okay, let me try this!
Luigi jumps, and somehow flutter jumps to the other side of the cliff. He lands safely.
Luigi: Try it, Mario!
Mario backs away from the cliff, then dashes towards it and jumps. He tries to flutter jump, but Mario does it wrong, and completely misses the edge, falling down to the river below.
Luigi: *Spins and takes off hat* LUIGI NUMBA 1!
Peach: *air kisses* OOOOOH! Peachie's got it!
Director: CUT!
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Mario: That was so rigged! You moved that cliff when I was backing away!
Luigi: Oh yeah, I move cliffs with spoken word. I totally do, Mario. Duh!
Mario: Knew it. Next clip.
Super Mario Brothers 3
Mario and Luigi are watching television in their house. Suddenly, they get a phone call from Peach.
Peach: MARIO! LUIGI! We are in urgent need of you! The Koopas just taken over Grass Land and Desert Land!
Mario: Call someone who cares, those lands are not important at all.
Peach: You're right, they aren't important. They only contain all our fruits, vegetable, crude oil and borders the main Mushroom Kingdom!
Mario: Okay okay, I'm going! Calm yourself!
Mario and Luigi exits the front door, and locks it. They cruise through Grass Land, knocking out any baddies who tried to attack them, including some giant turtle called a Boom Boom. Eventually, they reach the invaded Grass Land Castle. They enter and they see Larry Koopa.
Larry: Ahh! I will defeat you plumbers!
Larry runs into them, and is immediately knocked out. Mario and Luigi throw his body out the window.
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Peach: HEY! That wasn't the end of the clip! The director didn't say CUT!
Mario: And that was supposed to be a challenge? Peach could do that herself.
Luigi: No she can't, she gets kicked in the face by vegetables!
The Mario Brothers laugh, and Peach's face is boiling red. She suddenly released a blood-curdling scream, making both of them scared.
Peach: QUIT %^* *& MOCKING ME!
Mario: Umm, anyway, finish the clip.
Super Mario Brothers 3
After defeating Larry Koopa, the Mario Brothers make their way through Desert land. On their way, Toad finds them.
Toad: Peach wants you to go to Water Land and Giant Land after! The Koopas got those now!
Mario: %^&* those lands!
Mario and Luigi enter the special zone with the Angry Sun.
Luigi: Mama Mia, it is hotter than Peach when she's mad!
Mario: Off my girl, bro.
The Angry Sun comes up with a tiny tutu and sunglasses on…
Angry Sun: I am so haaaaaaawt.
Mario: Go away!
The Angry Sun suddenly cries.
Luigi: You are being a baby!
Suddenly, the infamous baby face appears on the Angry Sun. Mario and Luigi are scared!
Mario: NO! THE WORST THING WILL HAPPEN!
Luigi: RUN!
The Teletubbies pop out everywhere and started singing and dancing. Two of them try to pick up Mario and Luigi!
Both: AHHHHHH!
Director: CUT!
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Peach: Don't call it a baby then, dummies.
Mario: Quit it! Next clip!
Super Mario Brothers 3
After passing both the special Angry Sun zone and the pyramid course, they reach the castle. They bust down the door and see Morton Koopa Jr.
Morton: Aww, come on! I just finished updating that door for the party!
Mario: Party?
Morton: Yes! Oh, my servants made pasta and meatballs in the kitchen.
Luigi: Meatballs? PASTA? I'm in!
They rushed to the kitchen. Thousands of people suddenly come in and an all night party was thrown.
Mario: Wait… Don't we have to get Bowser's minions out?
Luigi: No, we sit here and party it up, bro!
Mario: Okay, that's what I thought.
Director: CUT!
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Peach: That is the problem with you men… You forget too easily.
Mario: No, you women just hold onto things longer.
Peach: Like my umbrella!
Luigi: Last clip for the day!
Super Mario Brothers 3
The Mario Brothers are saving Sky Land from Bowser's forces. While on the ground part, they see a giant tower.
Mario: THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE CASTLE!
They go in there, and complete it. They see a warp pipe above them, and they both go through it. But instead of meeting the boss, they reach the sky part.
Mario: WHAT? There's more?
Luigi: Let's finish this baby!
After hours of falling off clouds and nearly dying in any other way, they reach the Sky Land castle. Roy Koopa is seen sitting outside on a hammock, his signature shades on his face and a coconut shake in his hand.
Roy: Mario! Luigi!
Luigi: Roy Koopa!
Roy: I am so glad you guys are here! I finally perfected the triple backflip! Here, let me show you.
Roy attempts to do it, then somehow falls through the cloud. He lands in a giant ocean below the Land.
Mario: Well, that was easy..
Director: CUT!
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Mario: And that is the end of the show!
Toad: Bowser's kids don't seem to be too bright.
Mario: TOAD? When and how did you get here?
Toad: Plot hole.
Suddenly, a hole appears and sucks in Toad.
Mario: Dang plotholes.
Luigi: I feel bad for that director.
Peach: Join us next time when we do Super Mario World!
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A/N: Another random episode! xD A lot of these things I thought about while I was playing these games. Would be funny if they really happened hehe.
Mario: Alex, put another disclaimer on! Now!
Alex: Okay sheesh, I will!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Mario characters, the lands, or the Teletubbies. All credit and rights go out to their owners. I only own the story.
Alex: So please, do not sue, you sue-happy lawyers!
Mario: Yeah, listen to her, lawyers!
