AUTHORS NOTE: Well hello and welcome to chapter 2 of this glorious story OF DEATH!
In this chapter more characters is going to get horribly defiled and mutilated by our gruesome writing! This is going to be even more smutty than the last chapter , so ye be warned!
This chapter will contain the following pairings: Stoki (Loki/Steve Rogers) and Superpire (Superman/Lestat)
The authors will also have a small cameo, so if you can figure that one out you get a cookie! And if you can guess all the memes and references you will get free absinthe shots at the bar in Berlin! (yes it does in fact exist!)
A huge fucking thank you to our first and for now ONLY follower Gothchiq80 3 We love you man! You are the reason why we continue with this wonderful story OF DEATH!
Chapter 2: The holy virgin
"Soooo... last night was fun," Lestat smirked. Loki sighed.
"Sorry... that was pretty much my brother in a nutshell." Lestat nodded and sipped his absinthe When he woke up at Loki's place last night he had the worst hangover in history and he was not going to get that drunk ever again... ever.
"Maybe it is just not meant to be," Loki mumbled.
"It's a shame though... We would be a hell of a hot couple," Lestat said.
"And because of your stupid brother, I have been wandering around with a major boner all day!" Loki nearly choked on his drink.
"What?" he laughed.
"Yearh it's true. It's not fun when you have to dance around in tights all day. Man being an actor sucks balls!"
"You know! That's not okay! I will hook you up with a hunk tonight! Yeah that's right! I Loki, the god of mischief, will be thou wingman!" He yelled out lifting his glass high in the air.He then proceeded to swallow down his drink, mashing it down in the floor, crashing it and yelling: ANOTHER!
Howl the bartender sighed "Please don't do that again sweetheart." a light chuckle escaping him as he cleaned up the shards of glass from the floor.
"Sorry..." Loki mumbled, not meaning it one bit.
"So lets inspect tonights goods." Lestat said with a smirk, his eyes roaming around the bar for potential bedmates/victims of the night.
"It is still quite early my friend, lets wait and see what amazing people walk into our little lair of alcohol!" Loki said with a giggle his own eyes wandering as well.
There wasn't many people in the bar at the present time: a freaky looking punkgirl with turquoise hair and a bit less freaky looking redhead dressed in a granny dress who was using her arms wildly to demonstrate a story. Nothing of interest really. One drink became four and it was near midnight when Lestat suddenly started to slap Loki's arm with glitter and rainbows in his eyes.
"Look!" he whispered with a squeaky voice. Loki turned his head and suddenly Hollywood violins started playing in his head. In the door two buff males, with tender faces and a sparkly aura, was standing. The older one had shiny, black hair with a neat curl in the front bangs and the sparkly, blue eyes covered with a pair of thick rimmed glasses. By his side was a blonde guy with puppy eyes and a face of an angel. Loki hissed.
"I call shotgun for blondie!" he almost yelled. Lestat sighed.
"I thought you were my wingman? Oh well. I like the fisheye too."
Loki smirked "The blonde is one of Thor's friends and I know Thor has a huge man-crush on him! Sweet patriotic little Steve Rogers." A dark chuckle escaped his lips and his face spelled trouble far away.
"I want revenge over Thor for ruining yesterday evening!" He said as he observed the two other men sit down at one of the tables.
"I know I've seen the dark haired one somewhere but the glasses confuses me!" Loki said frustrated. Speaking of, the same man now stood up and walked to the bar where the two wingmen sat. He put his hands on the barcounter "Two Budweiser's please." He said in a manly but shy voice.
"You're here with Steven?" Loki asked him, a pleasant smile on his lips, the stranger turned and looked at Loki.
"Yes I am. My name is Clark Kent and Steve is my cousin." Loki noticed Clark's eyes were blue and sparkly and as he spoke his lips moved sensually, a pleasant smile upon them, and his big ass-chin and high cheekbones perfectly shaped.
"Pleasure to meet you Clark." Loki answered "I am Loki and this:" He turned to Lestat "Is my friend Lestat." Lestat gave a small wave with his hand and smiled.
"Hello." Clark's eyes widened.
"Is that a french accent massaging my ears?" Lestat giggled. This was way too easy.
"Well yes. Yes it is. I moved here a year ago," Lestat answered with even more accent than usual.
"I should have known. Such a beauty could only have been born in Paris." Loki smirked and walked on tiptoes away towards the sweet Captain.
"Hello captain Rogers." Loki smirked and placed the beer Clark had bought but forgotten in his conversation with Lestat in front of him.
"Loki? what are you doing here?" Steve asked.
"Oh don't worry my dear captain, I'm not here to cause havoc. Thor did tell you about my punishment did he not? I am merely here with a friend enjoying a night out when you walked through the door." Loki grinned and sat down opposite Steve, a drink in his hand.
"What are you drinking?" Steve asked "Sex on the beach" Loki answered and grinned as Steve blushed, not understanding the name of the drink.
"Could i offer you something. Maybe a blowjob? I'm sure you would enjoy that? Or trippleorgasm is also great. Howl, the lovely bartender, is a god with a shaker." The captains was face was now burning red and he kept stumbling over his words.
"Loki... I..." Loki could suddenly see he was related to Clark. He was in that moment all sparkly and full lipped. Loki burst out laughing.
"It's a joke! But oh my nordic god, you should have seen your face! It was hysterical. You are adorabel!" Steve looked down on the floor still pretty flushed.
"I can't even get drunk," he almost whispered.
Loki wiped of the tears that had fallen down while still laughing and weezing for his breath.
"What are you laughing so much about?" Lestat and Clark had moved from the bar and stood in front of them now "Oh it's nothing really. I was just telling Steve about the great drinks and cocktail they serve here." Loki said with a grin "Sit down!" he said and scooted over making room for the other two males.
"So! Clark, what brings you and the dear captain to Berlin?" Loki asked turning towards Clark.
"Well we thought we needed a vacation and since Steve once was at war in this country we thought it would be fun to see how it was doing now compared to 70 years ago" He smiled trying not to sound nervous, because Lestat was stroking his leg with his foot under the table.
"How interesting. Berlin is a lovely city. Very bohemian indeed. My friend here moved from france for a more artistic lifestyle," Loki said. Nobody should ever tell him he was a bad wing man. Clark looked interested.
The conversation went on and more beers and cocktail were drowned. Lestat and Loki was now quite drunk while Clark only seemed slightly tipsy and Steve was incredibly sober but still having a great time. They were all laughing loudly from a story Loki just told about one time Mjølner had been stolen by frost giants and Thor had to impose as the goddess Freya and Loki as his bridesmaid to retrieve it.
"He looked so stupid in a dress!" Loki laughed out loud "I had to save his ass so many times because he is the most ugly and messy woman I've ever seen!" He proclaimed trying to illustrate with his hands and body how Thor made a poor lady.
"Boy those Jotuns got a surprise when they gave him Mjølner as a wedding-gift and removed his bridesveil! He completely trashed them all! Now ME! I make a fantastic woman! Much more convincing and graceful, plus I know how to transform boobs onto myself!" He grinned right at Steve as he said the last part. Steve flushed once again. Lestat leaned on his hand, the other was caressing Clark's hand on the table.
"Say Steve. Are you a virgin or something?" Lestat asked jokingly.
"You sure act like one!" Loki and Lestat was dying of laughter and first moments after they noticed Steves facial color. It was almost neonlike.
"What?!" Lestat almost yelled.
"You are?! But you're all like buff and hot and stuff! Are you serious?!" Loki just sat there with a smirk on his face.
"I knew that from the start. You're all too sweet and pure. You are like the holy virgin," he said and leaned closer to the captain.
"I would love to corrupt you," he then whispered making the captain look straight into his eyes, fear as well as excitement showing. But mostly fear. Loki started humming and slowly sliding his hand up the Captains leg making him jump a little. Steve then coughed uncomfortably "I think I need to go to the mens room!" He said standing up quickly and walking away. Loki gave Lestat a small smile and said: Excuse me for a second. Loki followed Steve out to the bathroom "Steve wait!" He almost had to run to catch up with Steve.
"Look Stevie! I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable back there." He said but he didn't really mean it, he had been trying to find a way to be alone with the captain the whole at the table Clark was looking a bit nervous.
"Is he gonna be alright?" he asked. Lestat nodded.
"Of course. Loki is a very gentle lov... I mean he's a buff guy and can take care of himself. Stay here and keep me company. Do I know you from someplace else. I'm sure I have seen you before. But your glasses... They confuse me..." Clark looked a bit nervous and suddenly stood up.
"One more round!" he yelled and stomped off and returned with a tray of absinthe shots.
"Oooh nooo.." Lestat whined.
"Are you trying to get me drunk. Well alright then!" He started pouring down shots so he was nearly dying.
Back at the toilet Loki was making himself at home on Steves lab. "So captain... Aren't you a little bi-curious?" Steve was yet again completely red "Wha... What? I don't even..." He stammered "Loki I don't think this is a good idea, You're drunk and I don't think Thor would be too happy about this." Loki started to purr.
"Relax, Thor is never happy about anything!" The world was spinning and he started to laugh.
"I can be the bottom this time if you're scared." He leaned forward and drowned the Captains whining in a sloppy, alkohol tasting kiss.
Loki started grinding his hips into steves and moaned loudly. Steve was fighting a battle inside his mind whenever he should give in or try to escape again, but the way Loki was moving against him made it very hard to concentrate on morale. Slowly Captain America put his hands around Lokis waist, shyly returning the sloppy kiss.
"Yes Captain" Loki moaned, his hands traveling up and down Steve's broad chest.
Clark downed the last shot so hard that he dropped his glasses. Lestat snapped.
"Holy fuck! I see it now! You are.. you are... you are Supe..." Clark shussed Lestat with panic in his eyes.
"No no no not so loud!"
"I knew it! Why didn't you tell me?"
"Lestat... I..." He started sparkling again with the pouty lips and stuff. Lestat sighed.
"So you're Superman. Of Course the Captain is your cousin. So you can fly and do the laser eyes and stuff? I could fly once too. I miss it." Clark suddenly stood up and offered Lestat his hand.
"Do you trust me?" he asked. Lestat nodded.
"Sure?"
"Then take my hand." Lestat did so , and suddenly they were flying high above Berlin.
Back at the bar things were heating up. Loki's right hand were in the good captains pants, stroking Steve's now erect penis. Steve's own hands had wandered too and the right was on Loki's ass the other tangled in his dark hair.
Loki's pants were uncomfortably tight and he zipped open his pants quickly cupping his own erection, moaning "Touch me Steven! Please!" Both of their shirts had been pulled off earlier and was lying on the dirty floor. Their lips met yet again in a sloppy but passionate kiss, their tongues dancing a wild dance for dominance. (Insert glitter and rainbow-farts here)
Loki pushed Steve down so that he was sitting on the toilet, not breaking their kiss.
The good Captains hands were on Loki's ass pulling him closer, they both moaned loudly!
Loki then started to make his way down the captain's broad chest kissing him as he went until he was kneeling between Steve's legs, licking his lips as he watched the very big price that was standing proudly between Steves legs.
"Loki!... Wha-what a-are you doing?" Steve stammered his face red as always.
"Well Captain I'm giving you what I offered earlier... A blowjob." Loki answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. He then took it all the way down without waiting for an answer. Steve made a sound a little similar to a guineapig.
"such a virgin," Loki thought to himself. He looked seductively up into the Captain's sparkly eyes.
"Always this big or is it the serum?" Loki said with a teasing voice. On a split second the captains face changed from completely desu to a manly man man!
And he pushed Loki away, turned him around and smacked him up against the wall.
"Shut up or i will give you a taste of that serum," he whispered into Loki's ear with a ruff voice.
"Oh please do! I have been waiting for this all evening." With that said Steve roughly ripped Lokis pants of and started shoving a finger or two in his ass.
"Holy fuck that escalated quickly," Loki moaned.
"What you saying? What? What are you saying?" the captain hissed and added one more finger.
"Nothing," Loki whimpered.
"Good," Steve answered and pulled out his fingers and showed his cock in in one thrust. Now it was Loki who sounded like a rodent. The captain violently penetrated the god up against the wall so his feet almost didn't touch the ground.
"Now who's your daddy now little biatch?!" Steve yelled as he pounded into the god's tight ass.
"Steve... It... hurts." Steve looked at Loki, who suddenly was covered in an aura of rainbow glitter, staring at him with tears in the giant desu eyes. Steve came violently inside the god. As the load had left him he almost instantly returned to his old self.
"Oh crap! Loki? Loki are you alright? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you!" Loki started to laugh uncontrollably.
"Oh relax! I was just playing along, this was awesome!" Loki said and Steve noticed the big smear of cum on the wall from Loki. He then turned around and gave Steve a gentle kiss on the lips "It was perfect Captain." he whispered into his ear.
Loki then proceed to clean himself up and pulled up his pants, Steve retrieved their shirts from the floor.
"Here..." He said sheepishly Handing Loki his shirt when suddenly a loud banging was heard from the wall:
"Go home and fuck! I want to take a shit in silence!" came a muffled voice from the girls restroom.
"A little too late for that I think." Loki smiled as they walked out into the bar again only to find their table empty...
Lestat had taken Clarks hand and now found himself soaring through the air, his right hand held in a firm, warm grasp by Clark who suddenly started singing:
"I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
Lestat decided to join in on the singing, blushing as he sang:
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Unbelievable sights Indescribable feeling Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling Through an endless diamond sky
They were now Singing in duet giving each other doe-eyes and both of their eyes were sparkling because of the stars and the moons reflection in them, making the moment even more magical and romantic!
A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see(Hold your breath, it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so farI can't go back To where I used to be
A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place for you and me
Lestat was now in the strong arms of Clark as they soared through the skies. they looked into eachothers eyes and their lips met in a passionate kiss as they stopped singing.
"You are beautiful..." Clark murmured. Lestat snuggled even more up against him. The skies under them looked like pink candyfloss.
"Oh I miss flying. I had forgotten how beautiful it is up here," he sighed.
"How did you learn to fly, and why can't you do it anymore," Clark asked softly. Lestat slowly shook his head.
"It is such a long story, and a little tragic too. I won't waste such a pretty night on that," he whispered and brought Clark down to one more kiss. Clark turned around in the air so Lestat was laying on top of him.
"I want you so bad," Clark whispered. Lestat smiled.
"Me too." For once their tongues wasn't dancing a strong dance for dominance, it was actually quite tender. Their hands slowly started exploring each others bodies. While Lestat was very tall and slender with the muscles of a dancer, Clark was very masculine and big (In all the right places).
After a while of kissing and touching Clark whispered huskily in Lestats ear:
"So... Have you ever tried doing it in open air?"
Lestat blushed! "No but it sounds kinky!" He lied, He had actually tried it a couple of times but that was back in the 80ties and he had been sort of high when doing it, but knew it was kinky as fuck!
Clark smiled, and started kissing him down the neck while he slowly slipped a hand down Lestats pants and started working with his already stone hard erection. Lestat sighed softly in his ear as he unbuttoned Clarks shirt, raking his nails over his hard nipples making the man of steel moan out loudly. Lestat had one hand in Clarks black hair and the other cupped his manhood.
Both undid the others pants, pulling them off halfway trying not to lose them in the air.
They kissed once again, clinging to the other while stroking the others dick.
"Relax," Clark whispered, while he gently slipped a finger inside the blonde. Lestat let out a small whimper of pleasure. His face was turning kawaiidesu. He already had massive urge to cum.
"Hurry up," he whispered.
"I want to feel you inside me." Superman seeked his lips again in a, this time a little rougher, kiss. Lestat let out a larger moan in the other man's mouth as Clark joined in with another finger.
Lestat moaned and stroked Clarks penis, feeling his fingers work him.
"I need you inside me now!" Lestat moaned.
Clark nodded and removed his fingers, Lestat had used their pre-cum as lubrication and Clark slipped inside of him with ease.
He groaned "You're so tight!"
Lestat just moaned and started to move up and down supermans giant cock.
They didn't notice that they now were flying/fucking right next to an airplane. Most of the passengers were asleep but a little girl named Stacy was looking outside of the little window and was very surprised when she saw two half naked men flying by on top of eachother. She never told anybody of what she saw and the picture would haunt her for years!
While Lestat and Superman was humping away in the air, a slightly sobered up Loki was wobbling his way back home. His ass hurt like hell, but thought of the evening as very successful.
But then something horrible crossed his mind!
"CUNTDESTROYING POMERANIAN!" He yelled out loud in the street making an older couple that was walking down the street very frightened.
He had completely forgotten about using protection with the good captain (he could still feel some of his cum leaking out of his asshole)
Loki did NOT want to become pregnant again, and even though the child would be awesome, thinking of who the parents would be, Loki was simply not up for another child.
He wasn't even sure if the human the-morning-after-pill would be potent enough for him. He needed to find a wizard or something ASAP!
End of chapter 2!
AN: Hope you still have your eyes in good condition and enjoyed the story! Stay tuned for chapter 3 as Loki and Lestat Meets the owner of the Absinthe-bar and explores the wonderful world off weed!
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