So uh, this happened and I just want to say sorry in advance.

My second meeting with Nepeta was after Summer break and it was the first day of my Junior year. I sit down in a seat towards the back of the classroom and take out a notebook to begin designs for the next project I'm planning on building. I hear a soft, yet happy voice chirp beside me.

"Hey!" I look up and see Nepeta standing next to me with a bright blue back pack slung over one of her shoulders and a blue cat hat sitting snugly on her head. I set the pen down on the paper and gaze at her.

"I was not aware that you attend this school." Nepeta plops down as I crack my knuckles.

"I moved here from Derse this summer."

"Oh, that is where I'm from as well." Nepeta's olive eyes widen and she giggles.

"We went to pre-school together."

"Did we?"

"Yep! At Halloween you accidentally ripped the tail off of my lion costume!"

"Oh, my apologies."

"It's fine, no hard feelings! It's not like I loved that costume or anything."

"Oh." Nepeta puffs out her bottom lip and crosses her arms.
"You don't speak much do you?" I examine my scarred hands and shake my head.

"I do not have much to converse about Nepeta."

"Is it because you don't have any friends?"My head snaps up and I stare at Nepeta for a long time.

"I have many friends."

"Then why does no one sit next to you?"

"Perhaps it is because I simply want to be left alone." Nepeta ignores my hint with a roll of her eyes.

"It's fine that you don't have any friends. You're just an awkward person to be around!"

"You are quite an offensive person. I wish you would cease this behaviour. It is rather rude."

"For being a big and buff guy, you're a cry baby."

"Did your mother teach you to be so rude to people you don't know?"

"What do you mean? We know each other, well, we used to. I was your only friend in pre-school. Seems like I'm still your only friend after all of these years."

"Nepeta, I have plenty of friends. I do not know why you are so adamant that I am a friendless person."

"Sorry mister popular, didn't mean to go offending the most popular dude in the school." She lets out a soft laugh and continues to talk but I stop listening to her and begin to draw once more. I feel faint breathing on my forearm and look up once more to see her staring intently at my drawing.

"Whatcha doing?"

"I am designing my next project."

"What kind of project?"

"A robot."

Nepeta was about to speak when the bell rings and I stand up, towering over the small girl and leave the classroom.


I sit on my bed and stare at my completed design. It shouldn't be too difficult to complete this one. I hear a knock at my bedroom door and I see my older brother there standing with Vriska behind him whom sports a devious grin on her slender face.
"Equius, Vriska stopped by to talk to you about some sort of project." I know exactly why she's here and I'm not at all thrilled to see her but I motion her inside and Horuss shuts the door quietly behind him.

"So what are you doing nerd?"

"I am making a new robot." Vriska saunters over to my bed sits down, her blue coloured lips pull back into a smile and her perfect white teeth show.

"Why do you must do such boring things?" I sigh and look over at her with a forced smile.
"I find nothing boring about this Vriska. If you find this boring, why don't you go and find something more of your pleasing?" She leans closely to me and breathes lightly onto my neck and her hand snakes up to my hair.

"Because what you have is what I find pleasing." I push her away and untangle my hair from her hand before gently setting it back down on her lap.

"No, I do not wish to continue this Vriska." She lets out a huff and narrows her eyes at me.

"What do you mean? Did you find someone else who would spend their time with you? I doubt that." I don't say anything but continue to look at her. Vriska's blonde hair falls over one of her light blue eyes as she bats her eyes at me as her hand creeps up my thigh.

"Oh come on Equius. We never do anything anymore." I feel a tightness in my stomach and as her cool hand reaches into my shorts, I pull her close to me and growl into her ear.

"This is the last time, understood Vriska?" As she begins to stroke and stares at my sweat laden face, she smugly smiles and growls back.

"We'll see." Vriska pushes me down into the bed and runs her hands down the front of my chest.

"Let me see that big cock of yours." She groans out as she slides my shorts around my legs. She presses one of her hands against the bulge in my underwear and I let out a low moan. Vriska begins to rub up against me, the friction is too much for me to take and I begin to beg her to stop being such a tease.

"Speak more clearly, I can't hear you with all that moaning of yours." She coos out as she takes off her shirt; I reach up and cup one of her soft breasts in my hand, Vriska closes her eyes and bites her lip. When she bends down and sloppily kisses me, I take hold of her and flip her beneath of me. She pulls apart from me and gazes at me with half lidded eyes with a small grin plastered on her face.

"Think you have what it takes to be on top?" I say nothing as I rip off her pants and underwear and Vriska grabs a handful of my hair, leaning up towards me and whispers into my ear.

"Let's see what you have for me big boy." I bite her bottom lip hard and enter her.

She lets out a soft gasp that drives to to go in further. Her fingernails claw at my back and she begins to moan so loudly that it's driving me insane. I bend down to plant kisses all along her neck.

"God, I want you to fuck the shit out of me; don't pretend to be a virgin." I grab hold of her legs and rest them on my shoulders and grab hold of her slim waist and start to thrust harder and quicker. Vriska starts to buck into my thrusts and I can feel that I'm near the end so I give it my all before I reach my climax.

I'm about to pull out when Vriska yanks my hair and breathlessly mumbles.

"No, I want you to cum in me."

"But-"

"It's fine, I'm on the pill." In response I kiss her roughly, leaving her blue smeared lips swollen and wet as I drive further. I let out a loud and long moan as I begin to cum.

"Oh God Equius." Vriska breathes softly as she reaches her own climax. I pull out and lie down next to her, both of us riding the highs of our orgasm.


"You know that she's only using you, right?" I bury my head into my hands and mumble.

"I am very aware that she simply only using me." I hear fingers tap on the table and a soft sigh.

"Then why do you continue doing the frick frack with her?" I stare at the Strider brothers. Dave takes a sip of his apple juice and remains quiet as he waits for an answer. Dirk has his chin resting on the palm of his hand and he stares back, his obnoxious pointed shades glimmer in the harsh cafeteria lights.

"I have no answer for your question."

"Don't you hate her anyway? Last year all you talked about was how big of a bitch she is." Dave readjusts his own shades and gives me a soft frown.

"I would not say that I hate her, she just has an immense skill of being able to get on my nerves. It is extremely frustrating." Dirk lets out a grunt and plays with his food, stabbing a chicken nugget and dragging it around in the gravy.

"Well it's your life or whatever. I personally wouldn't sleep with her, she probably has some sort of STI or something." Dave chuckles and punches Dirk's arm.

"Aw man, that would be so disgusting. I bet she has the clap." Dave lets out a dramatic shudder and Dirk lets out a grimace but continues to pick at his food. Two shadows fall over the quiet table and all three of us look up and see Karkat and Jake standing before them with a tray full of food. Karkat sits across from Dave but Dirk stands up and walks to Jake, wrapping an arm around his waist and mumbles some excuse about having to study for an upcoming quiz before leaving with Jake.

Karkat lets out a huff and takes a bite out of his lunch, Dave smirks and raises an eyebrow at the boy across from him.

"Bad day Kitkat?"

"For the love of God, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? Lower your eyebrow at me, there's no excuse for you to raise it at me." Dave holds up his hands and raises his other eyebrow.

"Dude, settle down. What crawled up your forsaken ass and died?" Karkat glowers at Dave and goes into a rant but I ignore him and go take a long drink out of my milk.


"How was your day yesterday?" Nepeta leans on my desk and gives me a playful smile. I shrug and clear my throat.

"Still not much of a talker are you?"

"I have just a lot of stuff that is going through my mind at the moment."

"Well, what's up?"

"It is nothing of your concern." Nepeta sits back in her seat and studies me with curious eyes but says nothing for a moment.

"How did your robot thingie go? Did you build it?"

"No I have not yet begun to construct my newest project."

"What is it going to do" I sigh and shake my head.

"Something that you could not come to understand."

"Okay then mister Grumpy Pants." She pulls out her DSi and starts to play some game, for once leaving me alone to my own thoughts.

Author's Note

Wow, so it's been awhile since I have last written something. I was just having a lot of stuff going on and I've been really depressed lately but I decided that I should stop wallowing around and get at least something done in my life. I just got unpacked into my new house and now I live in Colorado, so that's pretty cool. I had to leave my cat with my grandfather because the new place doesn't allow cats so that really sucks. So, that was the first smut that I've written and published so I'm sorry if it sucks. I wasn't going to put it in the story but someone wanted me to write it and it's really shitty and it just kinda happened. . . Of course I have to have Dave and Karkat in the story because they're my fav and apparently I can't write a single story without them so yeah. Um, feel free to review; I'm always interested in what you guys have to say. Sorry for such a long Author's Note.

I'll also be updating Gaia either today or tomorrow so yeah.