Epic Rap Battles of History!

Karkat Vantas Vs Gamzee Makara!

Begin!

Gamzee: HONK! Honk! Do you hear the sound? THAT'S RIGHT GAMZEE MAKARA IS BACK IN TOWN! Am I dead or am I alive no one knows now! Oh what do we have here? My moirail? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?! It's the leader! THE MUTANT! The red blooded troll! I think it's best of you that you should stroll.

Karkat: No! I am the leader! That's my job! I may be a mutant but I won't go! I think the sober you should be the one that should go! The red bloods are persistent! So failure isn't an option you high fuck!

Gamzee: MUTANT! MUTANT! RED BLOODED MUTANT! RED BLOOD! RED BLOOD! RED BLOOD! RED BLOOD STAINING ALL THE FUCKING WALLS! YOU'RE A LOWBLOOD! THE LOWEST OF THEM ALL! YOU ARE A VANTAS! THAT IS UNDER THE SIGN OF CANCER! SPEAKING OF CANCER, STOP GIVING US CANCER!

Karkat: but! I have the cure of the cancer! All I need to do is stop you and help everyone! Have you seen what you did to everyone?! From Equius! From Nepeta! From Kanaya! From Tav! And now me! Have you seen the tears! The sorrow! Now nepeta and equius are dead together! Kanaya facing pain! How vain are you from trying succeeding this dreadful pain! Have you seen the look on Tavs face?! He saw the other you in your face! Everyone give the horror look on their face! Do you want Tav back?! Then turn back! Have some slime! Some pie! And be my moirail!

Who won!? You choose now!

Karkat Vantas or Gamzee Makara!