Mikau: Happy 2014, guys! And thanks a bunch to Bunnyz-chan and Guest for your reviews for last chapter. This one is just silliness, but I hope it brings a smile to your face. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I still don't own this.
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Another Selfish Episode
"I don't wanna," Kuroba Kaito muttered much like the eight year-old child his companion wasn't.
Conan frowned, but said nothing. His disapproval was already self-evident.
"No," the taller of the two pouted.
Conan crossed his arms, the creases in his forehead deepening.
"You can't make me," Kaito informed him matter-of-factly.
Conan sighed and shook his head. "Kid, there are no fish. It's just a giant shark. Get on the ride; you're holding up the line."
Kaito pursed his lips and frowned. "Okay, but if any f-f-f-f-fish jump out at me…"
"Why did you even get in line in the first place?" Conan muttered, finally getting into the boat.
"It sounded cool," Kaito mumbled, filing in after the shrunken detective. "…I forgot that there might be…you know…in the water."
"There are no fish in this man-made pond. Only giant, animatronic sharks," Conan sighed, massaging his temples. "Now stop. You're scaring the children in line behind us."
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Mikau: Somehow I've always been entertained by the thought of Kaito riding Jaws. I know he doesn't have a problem with sharks, but I've never been able to shake this plot bunny. Back in the days of VHS when I was little, there used to be an advertisement for Universal Studios on some of my tapes. I always thought the Jaws ride looked terrifying. I also think I was under the impression that it was a real shark, but, despite my terror, I've always wanted to ride Jaws. I finally got my chance two years ago in Japan, and it was still terrifying even now that I'm a young adult. I enjoyed the ride immensely, but still occasionally have nightmares about giant sharks. I'd like to go back and ride it again someday, though. And, with that, I think my author's notes are longer than the actual fic. ^.^; Thanks for reading.
