WOO! SECOND CHAPTER! :D LET'S DO THIS! BTW, I ONLY OWN RIN AND LEN BENZENE, OKAY (AND MY VERSIONS OF RAVEN KNIGHT, ALICE WHITE AND KIMOKO JAMES)? GOOD! :D
(I'm way too hyper!) Oh, and a Balancer is a person that controls light/chaos.
Raven Knight, Kimoko James, Alice White, Rin Benzene and Len Benzene entered the room!
All of them grinned, knowing that they were about to have the ultimate chat session.
Kimoko James:SOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!
Rin Benzene: Okay… I'm guessing you didn't have breakfast.
Kimoko James: Does eating a bagel while running around the manor count?
Raven Knight: *facepalms*.
Alice White posted a photo: Photo Caption: Double facepalm. When one facepalm just isn't enough.
Raven high-fived Alice.
Len Benzene:… Not really, no.
Kimoko James: Then, no!
Sebastian Michealis entered the room!
Rin Benzene: 'Sup, Sebby?
Sebastian Michealis: You did not just type that.
Kimoko James: Oh no she DIDN'T!
Alice White: Is that the best you've got?
Sebastian Michealis: Len, the Young-Master is calling for you.
Len Benzene: Why doesn't he just P.M me?
Sebastian Michealis:… The hell is that?
Rin Benzene: Oh, wait. You guys are from, like, the 18th century, aren't you?
Len Benzene: …Ah. Tell him I'm busy.
Sebastian Michealis: *death glare at Len Benzene*
Len shuddered, looking at Sebastian. He slowly went back to his laptop.
Len Benzene: …What?
Sebastian Michealis: You did NOT just ignore one of my master's orders!
Kimoko James: That's it, YOU DIE!
Len Benzene: Good luck with that.
Raven Knight: I have an idea…
Raven Knight posted a photo: Kitty cats. One of the cutest things in the world.
Here, poor Sebby fainted from a cuteness attack, and was on the floor with the most goofiest face in the world.
Len Benzene: Oh man, you better clean that up!
Raven Knight:… What?
Len Benzene: Oh, sorry. Sebby just fainted from blood loss due to nose bleeding.
Alice White: Genius.
Raven Knight: Why, thank you. (=w=)
Kimoko James: *glares at Raven Knight and Len Benzene*
Rin Benzene: Wow, that's REAL scary, that is….
Nero Akita and Miku Hatsune entered the room!
Nero grinned, and told Miku that they were gonna enjoy this.
Nero Akita: What did we miss?
Kimoko James:*Death glare at Nero Akita*
Nero Akita:…What did I do?
Sebastian Michealis: You were born.
The Undertaker entered the room!
The Undertaker: BUUUURRRRN! (laughs)
Miku Hatsune: …?
Rin Benzene: You missed a lot.
Miku Hatsune: I can tell. Sebby fainted again?
Raven laughed out loud, and Kimoko gave her another death glare. She immediately shut up.
Sebastian Michealis: WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME SEBBY?!
Ciel Phantomhive entered the room!
Ciel Phantomhive:Len Benzene, I wanted you to get to my office 5 minutes ago!
Len Benzene: And I wanted you to shut up. Looks like we're both not getting what we want. Period.
Ciel Phantomhive: Sebastian, Kimoko! This is an order: Seize Len Benzene!
Sebastian Michealis: Yes, my lord.
Kimoko James: Understood.
Rin Benzene: Good luck with that, then.
Raven Knight:Oi, I'm not letting you hurt MY friends, ordered by my boyfriend or not!
Ciel Phantomhive: WHAT? Raven, you're supposed to be on MY side!
Raven Knight: You can't order me to do anything, mate.
Ciel and Raven kept on arguing, with everyone else watching in awkward silence.
Nero Akita: You're not touching them, butlers.
Sebastian Michealis: I am not a butler. I am simply one hell of a – fgohdruhgfsuibhiisugfisusjdnkzdsuohfegijl;kmz,/.
Kimoko James: Sebastian!
Miku had b****-slapped poor Sebby across the face so hard, he went flying out of the window.
Miku Hatsune: That's what you get, demon!
Rin Benzene: … You really hate demons, don't you?
Alice White: From where this is going, I'm guessing I'm going to have to add another demon on my To Die list? (giggles)
Kimoko James: Don't you dare!
Alice White: Oh, I DARE.
Kimoko James: B****, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Rin Benzene: Well, this is going to be interesting.
Nero Akita and Miku Hatsune left the room!
Len Benzene: BRING IT ON, CIEL PHANTOMHIVE, YOU FANCY ASS C***SUCKER!
Sebastian Michealis: OH, THAT'S IT. CONSIDER YOUR ASS OWNED!
Len Benzene: LIKE YOU COULD EVER OWN MY ASS!
Ciel Phantomhive: GET HIM!
Half an hour later…
Sebastian, Ciel and Kimoko were face down in the dirt. They nimbly got out their phones, since they were too tired to talk.
Sebastian Michealis: *huffs* Damn, he is strong.
Ciel Phantomhive: We'll never beat him!
Kimoko James: He's a freaking BALANCER, for God's sake! Of course we won't beat him!
Sebastian Michealis: Wait… I have an idea.
Rin Benzene: OKAY, WHO THE F*** ATTACHED ME TO A GIANT STICK?
Poor Rin was attached to a giant cross… And had to use her A.I technology to get back into the chatroom.
Len Benzene: The hell are you on about?
Rin Benzene: Wait a second… OH, CIEL PHANTOMHIVE, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT, YOU LITTLE B******!
At this point, Rin went ballistic. She grew wings, snapped the cross and went straight towards Ciel, Batman-style.
Sebastian Michealis: OH C***, SHE'S GONE DEMON MODE!
Kimoko James: SHE HAS A DEMON MODE?
Len Benzene: Well, aren't you guys screwed? No one can escape her insanity form.
Ciel Phantomhive: WAIT, WHY IN THE NAME OF FLYING F*** IS SHE AIMING AT ME FOR? NOOOOOOO!
Raven Knight: HEY, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
Len Benzene: It's their fault for insulting me.
Raven Knight: *sighs* Alright, then.
The Undertaker: Perhaps I should prepare a coffin for the Earl?
Rin Benzene: Please do.
Alice White: I wanna help! :D
Kimoko James: HEY, LEAVE THE YOUNG-MASTER ALONE!
Alice White: NEVER!
Alice carried Ciel off to The Undertaker's house, with Kimoko yelling franticly behind her. Meanwhile, Rin had gone into Godzilla mode and was smashing everything she could see, including the Doll Maker's shop.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR? THAT'S IT FOR MEEEEEEE!" He yelled, falling onto his knees and crying his heart out.
Back in the chatroom…
Rin Benzene: Done and done. *smirks*
Raven Knight, Len Benzene, Rin Benzene, Sebastian Michealis, Kimoko James, Alice White, The Undertaker and Ciel Phantomhive left the room!
