Within you can find many jokes about Doctor Who; some of them funny, some stupid and some of the REALLY DIRTY!

"By the ancient laws of Gallifrey I do declare, that you have sought to pull and tear apart the fabric of our society with such impropriety," screamed the Lord Chancellor.
"What the heck are you talking about?" the young Doctor asked
"You forgot to replace the loo roll!"

"Oh doctor!"
"Oh doctor!"
"Oh doctorrrrr!"
"What the heck are you on about now?" he asked.
"What? I'm just watching Doctor Who…"

"Leela?"
"Yes Doctor."
"Well I was just wondering…"
"What Doctor?"
"Is it possible for you to wear anything tighter and more revealing?"

"Oh yes!" a male voice yelled.
"Calculate again!" replied a female voice.
"Pi equals 3.14…." he continued on, then he yelled, "Tell me the formula!"
She screamed out, "The formula is…"
The door opened wide and the Doctor's head poked through, "Adric, Nyssa; so this is your idea of sex."

"Adric!"
"What Doctor?"
The Doctor pulled out his scarf and showed it to him, "Well what do you think?"
"What, I don't understand Doctor."
"Just look at it! It's all stretched out!"
"And Doctor?" Adric asked innocently.
"And, I know you affricate yourself in the bathroom with Nysa's school picture from Traken School for Girls!"

"Welcome to the TARDIS!" the Doctor cried, "Let us embark on a new adventure!" He pulled a lever.
A sharp noise echoed out.
The companion asked with enthusiasm, "Is that the sound the TARDIS makes when it takes off?"
"No, I just farted." He pulled another lever, "This is the noise it makes!"
A deep thud could be heard.
"Is that the noise now?" she asked.
"No. I just shat my pants."

K-9 is alone in the TARDIS console room when Leela walks in.
"K-9, where is the Doctor?"
"I cannot reveal the information, mistress."
"K-9, where is he."
"Master told not to reveal."
"K-9; do you want a hit with a newspaper?" she threatened.
"Master is in bedroom." K-9 quickly replied.
Leela thought for a moment, "Why would he…?" then her face turned sour.
"K-9?"
"Yes mistress?"
"Where is that women we found with three chest boulders instead of two?"
"I cannot reveal the information, mistress"

"Doctor?"
"Yes Amy?"
"That sonic screwdriver thingmajig of yours?"
"What about it…?"
"Can it really do everything?"
"Everything!" he exclaimed.
"Hmm." She said, "Why don't you come into my bedroom; I've got a thing you can screw in for me…"