Chapter two
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RESIDENT EVIL OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS.
Wesker and the GOCP appeared inside a mansion.
Wesker: Shit, this place looks so familiar.
Just then, Wesker sees a little boy with blonde hair and sunglasses sitting down, using glitter and crayons to draw.
Wesker: Oh shit! Is that…is that me?
GOCP: Yup. That was when you when you were still innocent.
Little Wesker gets up and walks out of his room.
Little Wesker: Father! Look! I made you a card!
Ozwell Spencer bitch slaps Little Wesker.
Little Wesker: Ow!
Ozwell Spencer: How many times do I have to tell you? I am not your father! You were scientifically created by me in a fucking lab! And why are you making me a card with glitter and shit? I created you to be evil not making gay shit like this!
Little Wesker: Sorry Fath-I mean, sorry Spencer.
Ozwell Spencer: Now if you excuse me, I am going to think of ways to destroy the world. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Little Wesker: I want to make Spencer happy. I'm going to be the most evil super villain in the whole world! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Right after I take a nap. I'm sleepy.
Little Wesker passes out.
Wesker: I hate that Spencer, but thanks to him I have become the most evil villain in the world!
GOCP: Ever heard of Freddie Kreuger?
Wesker: Anyway why are you showing me my childhood?
GOCP: Well you see, you used to be an innocent kid that just wanted to be loved by your father, but your father never showed you love. He even told you never to call him father. This made you into the psycho that you are today.
Wesker: And this is a problem because…?
GOCP: Because you know…you were never shown love.
Wesker: ...
GOCP: Don't you feel bad that Spencer treated you like that?
Wesker: He turned me into a badass. So again…what's the problem?
GOCP: *Sigh* Lets keep watching.
Little Wesker: Spencer! Spencer!
Ozwell Spencer: What do you want Albert? I'm busy!
Little Wesker: I want to show you something! Come on!
Little Wesker takes Ozwell Spencer into his room.
Little Wesker: TA DA!
Ozwell Spencer: Woah! Albert! That is amazing! You created a killer robot!
Killer Robot shoots a laser beam right over Spencer's head.
Ozwell Spencer: Woah! That laser beam almost killed me! I am so proud of you Albert! Keep up the good work and soon you will be an evil, psychotic super villain!
Little Wesker: Thanks!
GOCP: And from that day on is when you became evil.
Wesker: Best. Day. Ever.
GOCP: NO! WORST DAY EVER! WORST DAY EVER! Don't you get it? If Spencer was good to you, you would have turned out to be good! But now thanks to him you have caused many outbreaks and you're a villain!
Wesker: Hey! Have some respect for Spencer!
GOCP: Didn't you kill him?
Wesker: Oh...yeah.
GOCP: *Sigh* Come on, lets go to another time in the past.
Wesker and GOCP appear in a lab.
Wesker and William Birkin are behind a computer.
GOCP: Doing scientific research huh?
Birkin: Take that Albert! (Brikin's video game character uppercuts Wesker's character)
Wesker: Oh yeah! Well take that!
GOCP: Never mind.
Wesker: That motherfucker William Birkin! I can't believe I was ever friends with him.
Birkin: Ha! K.O! I win!
Wesker: Whatever! You were just lucky!
Birkin: It wasn't luck, just ability.
Wesker: Well you might be able to beat me in this game, but in real life I can use my bare hands to rip out your intestines!
Birkin: Um...well...lets hope you never do that then. Hehe. (He laughs nervously).
Wesker: Alright lets get back to work on this G virus thing.
Birkin: You got it buddy! I'll be right back though. I'm getting a soda. You want anything?
Wesker: I'm okay thanks. I got a bottle of tiger blood.
When Birkin leaves, Wesker drinks some of the tiger blood and then logs onto myspace.
Wesker: Let me write something on William's wall. I'll say: "It was fun hanging out with you and creating bioterrorist weapons today!"
Wesker looks around, but he doesn't see William under his friends' list. Wesker only had 3 friends so it was easy to see that William Birkin was missing.
Wesker: What the fuck? Where is Birkin? Lets see...Ada, Tyrant, where is Birkin?
Wesker clicked on one of Birkin's pictures on his profile. When it linked to Birkin's profile, it said "Add friend."
Wesker: WHAT THE FUCK? That asshole removed me as his friend? I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
Birkin: Hey buddy I'm back! Whatcha up to?
Wesker quickly logs off.
Wesker: Um...nothing. Hey William...is there anything you would like to tell me?
Birkin (looking perplexed): Um...no?
Wesker: We're friends right? Good buddies? Pals? Chums? So you're not keeping anything from me are you?
Birkin: Fine...I drank a little of that tiger blood earlier today. I didn't drink from the bottle though because it's your bottle and I know that would gross you out. I poured it in a cup. But I only took a little bit. I'm sorry I should have asked you first! I was just curious to see how it tasted! Sorry!
Wesker: That's all you want to tell me?
Birkin: Yeah I'm sorry Albert!
Wesker (talking to himself): Not as sorry as you will be for removing me a friend and not admitting it!
Birkin: I'm sorry, what was that?
Wesker: Nothing. Lets get back to work.
GOCP: You thought that William Birkin removed you as a friend on myspace and then you betrayed him as revenge.
Wesker: He DID remove me as a myspace friend!
GOCP: Um, no he didn't.
GOCP and Wesker appear in a Annette Birkin's room. Annette is on William's myspace profile.
Annette: Okay, I've hacked into William's account. Now time to remove that stupid Albert Wesker as his friend! I'm so jealous of their friendship! I have no friends! If I have no friends, my husband shouldn't have any friends either!
Wesker: WHAT? Annette removed me as a friend? Not William?
GOCP: Yup.
Wesker: I suppose that organizing for his G-Virus research to be stolen and him to be executed was a little bit drastic.
GOCP: No shit! You think? I mean normally when someone gets mad at somebody else they just stop talking to them not fucking ruin their lives!
Wesker: So William really was a loyal friend.
GOCP: Yup. You enjoyed being friends with William but the moment you thought he hurt you, you wanted to kill him. You wanted to kill him because he hurt your feelings. Deep down Wesker...you don't want to be alone do you? You want family and friends. All this evil psycho villain shit is just to mask the lonely little boy...that wanted to be loved.
Wesker: You been hanging out with Dr. Phil a lot? Because you're saying a lot of bullshit that Dr. Phil would say.
GOCP: *Sigh* Come on, I have one more thing about the past to show you.
