Jedi Crazy-ness
Author's note: One of the came from the copyright song "Banana Phone"and the other is witch doc. lyrics
"The director was such a lunatic." said a red clone to another. The other clone said "He made us paint his finger nails and pick up that melting, revoltingly smelling HaydenChristian extremely hot boiling point over LAVA"
"I know now it's over lets go to the Party and… um Party!"
At the Party,
"Yo, Yoda When will you and Luke get the tea?" asked Emperor Palpitine to Yoda.
"Shut it Poopootine!" called Luke. Darth Vader aka Hayden Christian was next to Luke. The Suit of armor said "did you know breathe that your light saber breathe cost more than mine breathe?" "No, Hey Yoda Chewbacca wants a clean light saber cut." Then, Spydi the Mutant blue spider came in with a bottle and said "Me chew up and spit in pot and boil eeit an' stir eeit couteeclockwise twice!"
"Spydi good. Make he Moonshrine potion, insane on or off good for. If insane person drink than it normal make them, if person uninsane that drink, than make them idiot insane."
Than, a clone bumped into him and he dropped his moonshrine potion into the huge pot of tea which Luke was stirring during this incredible folly (He thought Yoda had put Ginseng in the Pot on purpose) then he came bustling out through the doors while Yoda yelled at the clone, "You again, slamming stop into me!" Then Darth Vader removed his helmet and said, "Man, it's hot in there, The Director didn't want me to turn on my air con because he thought it would make a lot of noise." Then, Luke poured in… THE FATAL TEA! Then they drank it down and then they all started singing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Banana Phone, it's so amusing and so confusing, don't need computer don't need T.V to have a real good time, I'll call for Pizza, I'll call my cat, I'll call the white house! Have a chat, all place a call around the world-Operator get me Beijing-Jing.Then Darth Vader started drawing and singing and the rest acted like idiots then the clones started singing withch doctorI told the witchdoctor I was in love with you,
I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you,
And then the witchdoctor he told me what to do,
He said that
"Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang
I told the witchdoctor you didn't love me true,
I told the witchdoctor you didnt love me nice,
And then the witch doctor he gave me this advice,
He said that
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang
You've been keepin love from me just like it were a mizer,
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart,
So I went out and found myself a guy thats so much wiser,
And he taught me the way to win your heart,
My friend the witchdoctor he taught me what to say,
My friend the witchdoctor he taught me what to do,
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oo, ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Wala wala bing bang,
Oo ee, oo ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walawala bang bang
To be continued...
