Chapter 2

It was a starry night in Bethlehem and Jesus and his homeboys were having casual water-into-wine-into-beers by the Hawaiian shore (that was there for some reason). There was still unresolved tension between him and Judas- with Judas selling him to the Romans and shit. But it was okay, they had make up sex and that was really worth it.

"Ho Jesus, son of god. We rejoice in thou presence." said John humbly.

"Yo, it's cool to see y'all too dawgs. Skinny dipping bros!1" Said Jesus, while taking his white dress off.

"But Jesus, thou cannot skinny dip, as you said in common tongue, for thee walks on water. It is a pointless endeavor!" said Peter.

"He can persue whatever he follies!2! GAWWD." barked Judas hotly.

"YOU SAID JESUS'S FATHERS' NAME IN VAIN!" yelled Matthew, getting up from his camel and performing a backflip summersault into the damp air.

"It's cool, homie. You got sick tricks, dawg!" said Jesus calmingly.

All of the apostles thought Jesus was really overdoing this stupid act. And besides, it was quite racist to the future black people in America's "united" states.

"Aniwayz…" proclaimed Jesus to get everyone's attention. "I want to skinny dip even if Father thinks I can't. I don't know what he's trying to protect me from. I am a big boi, I can swim!1! 2".

Jesus slo-moed took his white dress-robe-thingy off and proceded to make chikiwauwau noises with his mouth. Judas stared at him wide-eyed and pretended to look at his camel while nursing the front of his own robes.

Lucas was suddenly looking very frightened.

"Ahhhhh! The Romans are coming! The Romans are coming!"

Jesus, startled, started to run towards the water with his trusty camel Lancelot. He pulled him along as he ran for his life. But instead of sinking into the lukewarm water like he saw everyone do throughout his entire life, he seemed to be able to walk on it. He was in a possession of a magic camel! Oh dear heavens, he knew this day would come. Careful not to let go of the camels' leash, he continued to run.

He knew this day would eventually arrived and he was well equipped. With a magical camel.