This was, again, inspired by being half asleep and talking with Ninja Giraffe...this was her idea, so thanks for that :) also, this was written around 1 AM, so yeah, it's random...and Darren Criss' cover of "I'll make a man out of you" may have been playing on repeat when I wrote it...
It was a Friday afternoon, and classes at Dalton had just let out for the weekend. Kurt was sitting on one of the many comfortable reclining chairs in the Warblers' choir room, when a bag was thrown over his head, and he was pulled out of his seat and from the room.
He didn't scream, but merely sighed in exasperation as he was dragged through the numerous hallways in the large private school. Finally, after a long run, and a small disagreement with a flight of stairs, the hands tugging Kurt along let go, and the bag was removed from his head.
The scene before him was familiar—he was in Wes and David's room. After taking a moment to shoot a look at Blaine, who was seated on the floor, he turned towards his kidnappers.
"Really guys?" he asked the maniacally grinning Wes and David. "Another movie night?"
"Yep!" Wes exclaimed happily. "And we're going to watch Disney movies!" David added, obviously pleased with this. Blaine started to comment on the boys' maturity, but was promptly silenced with a pillow.
"That's really great." Kurt said "but why is the bag over my head always necessary?" he asked Wes, since David was currently occupied in a pillow war with Blaine.
"What kind of kidnappers would we be if we didn't put a bag over your head?" Wes replied, a slight tone of outrage in his voice. Kurt sighed, and dropped it, recognizing that this was going nowhere.
"Let's just watch the movies." he suggested, with a sigh. Wes put the first DVD in his laptop, and Blaine and Wes ended their pillow fight, preferring to sit and watch the movie.
*watches multiple Disney movies*
After they had exhausted the formidable stack of Disney movies that Wes and David had accumulated (10 movies! 10!), Blaine and Kurt had managed to escape Wes and David's room—or the lair of doom, as they preferred to call it—and were walking back to their own rooms.
"I didn't know you knew so many Disney songs, Blaine." Kurt commented to Blaine, in a whisper, since it was quite a bit after curfew.
"You knew a pretty impressive amount of songs too, Kurt." Blaine answered, smiling.
"I didn't know half as many as you did. And you seem to like 'Mulan' a lot."
"Hey!" Blaine protested. " 'Be a man' is one of my favorite Disney songs of all time!"
"Hmm." Kurt said, a wry smile on his face. "I don't suppose you made a cover of that, did you?"
"Maybe." Blaine muttered, turning slightly red at the joking reminder of his 'problem'.
Kurt laughed, as they reached the door to his room. He turned to Blaine, and saluted him as he unlocked his door.
"Goodnight captain Shang." he said to Blaine, as he closed the door to his room.
Blaine couldn't help but laugh as he unlocked his own door, and vowed to himself that he would find something to taunt Kurt right back with.
