The Real Credits

Monty Python
and
The Holy Grail

More credits you don't care about

All the text you shall see below this is subtitles, until I tell-er, write-er…f*ck it. Until the text says it's not.

Wi not trei a holiday in Sweden this yer?

See the loveli lakes

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestik moose

A moose once bit my sister…

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge-her brother-in-law-an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian moves: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"…

OK, the text isn't subtitles anymore. Got it? Good.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

Wait, the text is subtitles again. Damnit!

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…

Wait, now the text isn't subtitles. Ugh…

We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

Production Manager-Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Moose Trained by-Yutte Hermsgervordenbrotborda

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Special Moose Effects-Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes-Siggi Churchill

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Moose choreographed by-Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by-Jurgen Wigg

Something you don't care about- Someone you don't care about

Mooses noses wiped by-Bjorn Irkestom-Slater Walker

Large moose on the left hand side of the screen in the third seen from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French, and 'O' Level Geography by-Bo Benn

Suggestive poses for the moose suggested by-Vic Rotter

Antler-care by-Liv Thatch-

Beep! Beep! Beep!

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute

*Cue even crappier music than before*

Executive Producer

JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" THE WONDER LLAMA

Producer

MARK FORSTATER

Assisted By

EARL J. LLAMA

MILT Q. LLAMA III

SY LLAMA

MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Directed by

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERLY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

Whew! Finally done with the credits…now I have approximately 90 minutes of film to go through. Sigh.