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Bloodredcherry: hi! I'm back, and with my second chapter! Sorry it took so long. I had school and stuff. any whozits lets get on with the story. R&R arigato! (^-^)
But I Don't Wanna Go To Church!!
"But chairman, why do we have to go?!?!" zero and I questioned in our whiniest voices possible.
"Because church is good for you."
" how is it good for us?" zero said, defiance dripping from every word.
"it's good for your soul! Now get in the car!" he yelled in reply.
"fine" I grumbled miserably. I cant stand going to church. I know that I should go, but can you blame me? I'm only 14. I can only stand so much boredom! Anyway we all piled into the chairman's piece of crap car and were on our way to Saint Ann's catholic church. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep on top of zero half way there…
yuuki..
Yuuki wake up..
"YUUKI!!!" a certain someone screamed in my ear. I just ignored it and kept on
sleeping. A few seconds passed and I felt something wet, slimy, and cold in my ear.
" EWW! ZERO! YOU FUCKIN WIERDO!"
"hey, no cursing pack there!" the chairman said from the front seat. And there was zero. Laughing his dam ass off at me while I was still rubbing my spit filled ear. I thought about punching him in the arm so hard it'd hurt all day, but I thought better of it and brushed the violent idea away.
"and what, might I ask, is so god dam funny!?!?" I half yelled, half questioned. The chairman coughed to get my attention, but I ignored him and focused all my anger on zero. When he finally finished laughing at me, he leaned over and, while still slightly giggling, he whispered in my ear
"you drool AND talk in your sleep." and with that, he went right back into a laughing fit. I got highly annoyed and instead of just thinking about punching his arm, I decided to do so. And I felt way better.
"oww" he said while he rubbed his arm, but he still had that triumphant smirk on his face. So I punched him again, just for the hell of it!
"what the fuck was that for!?!" he asked, quite puzzled as to WHY I had punched him yet again.
"it's for being a stupid, smirking ass face." I replied smugly.
"what the living hell is an ass face! And what kind of come back is that anyway!" he shouted. I was about to give him a witty come back, but the chairman slammed the breaks, and since me and zero weren't wearing our seatbelts, we slammed into the seats in front of us.
"we're here." the chairman said, the anger obvious in his voice, "and you to are going to repent for using such profanity and violence." he church was completely empty when he dragged us inside. We had obviously come early. It was just your average catholic church with huge ceilings and crosses everywhere. It was very overwhelming and well, BIG. He sat us down in the last pew way in back. When he was about to leave he turned to us and whispered menacingly.
"alright now I have some important people to meet and if you two so much as think of moving or touching anything, I will make it so that the next time either of you see the light of day is when you're 18. Got it?" we obediently nodded our heads, scared that he might actually go through with his that threat. And with that he turned and left the room.
Once he was gone me and zero got up.
"good, now that he's gone, lets go have a little fun…" he said with a mischievous grin. Anyone could see where this was going.
"no way. I'm staying here. We are already in enough trouble without starting more problems." I said. "fine. Sit here and be a wimp. Not like I care." he said as he walked over to the door.
"fine. Then if you get in trouble it's your own dam fault" I retorted, but then he opened the door and was about to leave.
"don't leave me!" I shouted as I jumped up and started after him.
I walked behind him silently for about 5 minutes. I was to busy daydreaming over how amazingly cute he could be when he wasn't being an ass face (I still don't know what that is…). I came back to my senses when he abruptly stopped in front of a door with the words "BASEMENT" capitalized and in bold print on it.
"I wonder where this leads to…" he said.
"it leads to the basement you ass face" I said, pointing out the obvious. He gave me a confused look, so I pointed towards the sign. That is when he finally noticed the words on the door.
"oh. Well, there was no need to be a bitch about it." he said with a smirk. I punched him in the arm again.
"stop doing that! I bruise easily" he whined.
"what? You mean this!" I said as I punched him a fourth time.
"oww!" I couldn't stop laughing.
"you know you kinda walked right into that one." I said when I could finally breath again. He just glared at me and stormed into the basement.
"Ahh. Come on Zero! don't be to mad." I said as I followed him down a long staircase.
"hey Zero, what time does mass start?" I asked when we finally reached the basement. It only had one dangling light from the ceiling and one box was making odd noises. I eyed it cautiously. I didn't like boxes that make noise.
"how the hell should I know? I'll go up and check. Stay here." he said as he started up the stairs again. When I heard the door click closed, the lights went out. I heard something in the back of the large room.
"z-zero is that you?" suddenly a cat jumped out of a box in the back of the room. I screamed and jumped back and my back hit a wall. I slid down the wall, with tears streaming down my eyes. I've never told anyone but zero, but I'm terrified of being alone. I sat there and cried for a good two minutes. Then something placed a hand on me. "AHHHHHH!!!"
"yuuki! Calm down. It's just me." zero said in a soothing voice. I could only see his silver hair and eyes. They shined out through the darkness. When I finally calmed down, he took my hand and led me up the steps.
When we got back to the pew, the church was still pretty empty. We sat down in the last pew were the chairman had left us. Zero kissed me lightly on the forehead and asked
" feel better now?" I nodded my head happily. I guess even zero has some nice moments. But that doesn't mean he's not an ass face. When the chairman finally came back, he apologized for yelling at us earlier.
"alright, to make up for raising my voice at my cute little children, you two wont have to come back next week if you don't want to" he said.
"ok" and "I'm not your child" was all he got back in response. I guess church wasn't all that bad after all. It only lasted about an hour. And me and zero don't have to go anymore. Tomorrow the chairman has a meeting with the hunters society and the vampire council. Me and zero are going to the mall. I invited my friend Sayori from school. We plan on spending the whole day shopping. I drifted of to sleep late that thinking of how awesome tomorrow will be and praying nothing goes wrong.
Bloodredcherry: well what do you think? I know the ending sucks but I got lazy. Well since you're at the bottom of the page, why don't you just click the review button down there. Thanks for reading. And remember review cookies and constructive criticism is welcomed.
