On the first day of Christmas the ILs gave to me:

(America) A ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the second day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(England) 2 anti-depressants

And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the third day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(China) 3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the fourth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Russia) 4 headaches

3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the fifth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(France) 5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the sixth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Veneziano) 6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the seventh day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Germany) 7 flover beds

6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

… Oh shit we're still doing this?

On the eight day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Japan) 8 arrest warrants

7 flover beds

6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards

On the ninth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Romano) 9 sexy fedoras

8 arrest warrants

7 flover beds

6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

2 anti-depressants

God how many tickets do you want?!

On the tenth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Prussia) 10 failed experiments

9 sexy fedoras

8 arrest warrants

7 flover beds

6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

Hey guys I think I took too many…

And a ticket to Vegas…. Fuck you bitch you ain't getting anymore cards…

On the eleventh day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Spain) 11 massages

10 failed experiments

9 sexy fedoras

8- Oh shit there's the porice

7 flover beds

6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

I really don't feel well guys…

I'm not fucking made of money!

On the twelfth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:

(Hungary) 12 sexy men

11 massages

*explosion*

9 sexy fedoras

*Japan is being read his rights and arrested*

7 flover beds

6 boxes of pins

5 French roses~!

4 headaches

3 tantrums

*Engand vomits then passes out*

Thank God this is ov- Iggy!

America: Oh shit! I think England needs his stomach pumped again!

Romano: England needs his stomach pumped?! Prussia needs burn treatment, again, Bastardo!

Germany: Calm dovn, everyone! Ve arean't going to get anyzhing-

Romano: Shut it, Finnichio Potato!

*Veneziano punches Romano* Don't call him that! *the brothers start screaming at each other, then the fight turns physical*

Japan: One of you asshores better bair me out! *he gets shoved into a cop car, starting to scream Japanese profanity*

France: Ohon, Christmas with us is always le best. So amusing.

Russia: Da, I must agree…

China: What you get me for Christmas, Russia, aru?! Wait don't tell me! No! Tell me, aru! *China starts throwing a mini tantrum because he doesn't know what he wants Russia to do; Hungary is calling an ambulance for England and Prussia; Spain watches all the chaos while sipping a glass of wine, Germany sighs, rubbing his temples* Christmas time…

FIN

Thanks for reading! Have a happy holiday! Also I'm sorry if I screwed up any accents! This was all for fun!