On the first day of Christmas the ILs gave to me:
(America) A ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the second day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(England) 2 anti-depressants
And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the third day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(China) 3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the fourth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Russia) 4 headaches
3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the fifth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(France) 5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the sixth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Veneziano) 6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the seventh day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Germany) 7 flover beds
6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
… Oh shit we're still doing this?
On the eight day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Japan) 8 arrest warrants
7 flover beds
6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
And a ticket to Vegas wit deck of cards
On the ninth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Romano) 9 sexy fedoras
8 arrest warrants
7 flover beds
6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
2 anti-depressants
God how many tickets do you want?!
On the tenth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Prussia) 10 failed experiments
9 sexy fedoras
8 arrest warrants
7 flover beds
6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
Hey guys I think I took too many…
And a ticket to Vegas…. Fuck you bitch you ain't getting anymore cards…
On the eleventh day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Spain) 11 massages
10 failed experiments
9 sexy fedoras
8- Oh shit there's the porice
7 flover beds
6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
I really don't feel well guys…
I'm not fucking made of money!
On the twelfth day of Christmas the 2ps gave to me:
(Hungary) 12 sexy men
11 massages
*explosion*
9 sexy fedoras
*Japan is being read his rights and arrested*
7 flover beds
6 boxes of pins
5 French roses~!
4 headaches
3 tantrums
*Engand vomits then passes out*
Thank God this is ov- Iggy!
America: Oh shit! I think England needs his stomach pumped again!
Romano: England needs his stomach pumped?! Prussia needs burn treatment, again, Bastardo!
Germany: Calm dovn, everyone! Ve arean't going to get anyzhing-
Romano: Shut it, Finnichio Potato!
*Veneziano punches Romano* Don't call him that! *the brothers start screaming at each other, then the fight turns physical*
Japan: One of you asshores better bair me out! *he gets shoved into a cop car, starting to scream Japanese profanity*
France: Ohon, Christmas with us is always le best. So amusing.
Russia: Da, I must agree…
China: What you get me for Christmas, Russia, aru?! Wait don't tell me! No! Tell me, aru! *China starts throwing a mini tantrum because he doesn't know what he wants Russia to do; Hungary is calling an ambulance for England and Prussia; Spain watches all the chaos while sipping a glass of wine, Germany sighs, rubbing his temples* Christmas time…
FIN
Thanks for reading! Have a happy holiday! Also I'm sorry if I screwed up any accents! This was all for fun!
