Author's Note: Hello peoplez!! Here's chapter 2 of Online Chat Room please enjoy and don't forget to review!!

Chapter 2: RANDOMNESS IS AWESOMENESS!

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--shannaro.blossom-- signs in

Darkavenger signs in

Ramen4eva signs in

--shannaro.blossom--: Hey guyz!! How r u?

Darkavenger: Hey Sakura, I'm fine…

Ramen4eva: SAKURA-CHAN!! HELLO!! I'M FINE TOO!!

Darkavenger and --shannaro.blossom--: There's no need to yell Naruto!!

Ramen4eva: I KNOW….

Darkavenger: Then why are you yelling dope?

Ramen4eva: TEME!! I JUST WANT TO!!

--shannaro.blossom--: Right…….now tell us the real reason

Ramen4eva: OK, WELL IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WOKE UP. I LOOKED OUTSIDE AND YAWNED, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A-

--shannaro.blossom--: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!

Ramen4eva: LONG STORY SHORT, I SPILLED RAMEN ON MY KEYBOARD AND THE CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.

--shannaro.blossom--: lol!! Well anywayz u would have been shouting anyway…

Darkavenger: Yah, that's true…

Ramen4eva: HELP!! MY CAPS IS BROKEN!!

Darkavenger: Dobe, just press shift and you wont talk in caps

Ramen4eva: WELL I CANT HOLD IT FOR LONG THEN MY FINGER WOULD HURT!!

--shannaro.blossom--: Finger?

Ramen4eva: YAH FINGER!! I CAN ONLY TYPE WITH TWO FINGERS!!

--shannaro.blossom--: O……….K…………..don't u use both of your hands to type??

Ramen4eva: NO DO YOU??

Darkavender: U really are a dobe u know that?

Ramen4eva: MAYBE!!

Darkavenger and --shannaro.blossom--: -sweat drops-

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe signs in

.:ShyButterfly:. signs in

Weponzmaster signs in

-B l o o m i n g M o o n- signs in

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe, .:ShyButterfly:., weponzmaster, and -B l o o m i n g M o o n- : Hey guyz!!

--shannaro.blossom--, xXdarkavengerXx, and Ramen4eva: Hey.

Ramen4eva: OK, I KNOW WHO IS CUTEANDAWESOME, .:SHYBUTTERFLY:., AND WEPONZMASTER BUT WHO IS -B L O O M I N G M O O N-??

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: HOW DARE YOU!! I AM THE AWESOME CREATOR OF THIS CHAT AND YOU SHALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!

Ramen4eva: IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKEN TOO??

--shannaro.blossom--: No u baka. She is mad because you don't know who she is. Now apologize before she gets more mad!!

Ramen4eva: Sorry….um what is your name?

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: I'll ignore that, btw it's Mizuki.

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe: Ok, I'm lost Mizuki-chan. Why is Naruto talking in caps?? Can you fill me in?

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: Ok sure.

The go off to some random place and a minute later they come back.

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe: HOW DARE YOU NARUTO!! -slaps-

Ramen4eva: OWW!! INO WHAT WAS THAT FOR??

.:ShyButterfly:. : Naruto-kun r u all right??

Ramen4eva: YAH THANX HINATA-CHAN!!

.:ShyButterfly:. : -faints-

Ramen4eva: R U ALL RIGHT??

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe: yah she's alright…

Weponzmistress: well u totally deserved that Naruto

--shannaro.blossom--: yah totally, like everyone except you know's who Mizuki-chan is.

Darkavenger: Dobe

Ramen4eva: TEME!!

Darkavenger: Dobe!!

Ramen4eva: TEME!!

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: SHUT UP!!

Ramen4eva: SORRY!! I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOU….

Weponzmaster: oh no you didn't..

.:ShyButterfly: oh yes he did….

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe: yah he did…..

--shannaro.blossom--: Naruto big mistake, big mistake……

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: NARUTO!!

Ramen4eva: NOO!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! NOOOOOOOOOO-

Ramen4eva has been disconnected

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: well I took care of that….

Darkavenger: what exactly did you do to him??

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: do you really want to know?? eerie tone

Darkavenger: don't want 2 know don't care…..

Weponzmistress: I want 2 know………

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: well…takes a deep breath I tied him up with rope and duct tape, shoved him in a closet strapped to a chair that was welled to the floor, soon the closet got destroyed and carried away by a dump truck, then was dumped in the local sewer, got dumped in the ocean, eaten by whales, then spit out by whales, flew all the way to china, stopped and ordered Chinese food for me, we stopped and had a lunch break, took a plane to disney world and took some amazing pictures, then entered a karate class and got kicked all the way to Suna where Temari was practicing her giant fan and got flown through the wind, got carried by man-eating birds, landed on the birds nest, jumped form the birds nest, landed at the edge of a cliff, insulted a fat lady before falling off the cliff, were he was hanging off a branch, a pack of wolves snapping at him, falling, and had to sit through 24 hours of BARNY!! exhales any questions??

--shannaro.blossom--:……….

Darkavenger:…………

.:ShyButterfly:. :………..

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe:…………..

Weponzmaster: NOOO!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? I WANTED TO DO THAT!! ONLY I WOULD HAVE MADE HIM SIT THROUGH 24 HOURS OF TELLY TUBBIES!!

-B l o o m i n g M o o n-: Excellent…-rubs hands together-

Weponzmaster: ok total world domination conquest is a go!!

Darkavenger: ok, those two have totally gone insane

.:ShyButterfly:. : agreed…………

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe: NOOOOOOOOOO!! Tenny!! Why did you have to travel to the dark side!!

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe has been disconnected

.:ShyButterfly:. : -Dies-

.:ShyButterfly:. has been disconnected

Darkavenger signs out without anyone knowing


Later...Somehow...

Darkavenger: …………Sakura you still r with me right??

Darkavenger: Sakura??

Darkavenger: Oh no!! Did she travel to the dark side too??

Darkavenger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

--shannaro.blossom--: Sorry Sasuke-kun, I was talking to my cousin. What were you saying??

Darkavenger: um, the three of them have gone to the dark side where they have cookies…

--shannaro.blossom--: so does that mean Gaara is on the dark side too??

Darkavenger: I don't think so………he even has his own web site. views hey he's selling a pack of cookies for 5.00. I think that I am going to buy one.

--shannaro.blossom--: Can u order one for me 2 Sasuke-kun?

Darkavenger: sure, btw, do you want to go out tonight?

--shannaro.blossom--: like a date??

Darkavenger: it is a date, sorry I couldn't ask you earlier cuz we weren't alone. -looks in the backround-

CuTeAnDaWeSoMe: DIE COW!! LIER!! KETCHUP DOESN'T COME FROM A RED COW!!

.:ShyButterfly:. : Wait Ino!! -Trips over ladybug- (she didn't really die)

weponzmaster: GUYZ WAIT UP!! I WANT TO KILL THE COW TOO!! -starts throwing weapons at the cow-

Darkavenger: ok, well now were almost alone.

--shannaro.blossom--: sure I'd love 2!!

Darkavenger: kay pick u up at 7ish………

--shannaro.blossom--: kk, bye Sasuke-kun!!

Darkavenger: Bye!

--shannaro.blossom-- signs out

Darkavenger signs out


A FEW HOURS LATER—

Ramen4eva: HEY GUYS I'M BACK!!

Ramen4eva: GUYS??

Ramen4eva: WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?!

Ramen4eva: NOOOOOOOOO!! CURSE YOU GAARA!! THEY ALL TRAVELED TO THE DARK SIDE BECAUSE OF YOUR DELICIOUS LOOKING COOKIES!! which reminds me i have to pick some up later...where was I again?? oh yah right...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!


A/N: lol!! Funny…………it's kind of weird though. Oh well, it's humor anyway. Anyway...please review!!