Me: Didja have fun Ino?

Ino:...Tired...

Me: Too tired for some more fun?

Ino:... I will bow before you if you let me do that whenver I want.

Me: Mwuhahahaha! So... How bout you Sasuke?

*Sasuke in the fetal position rocking back in forth with seals around him that say "Anti-Snake"*

Me: Thought so...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did then Ino would be having fun with Naruto clones every other episode...


The man standing before them, the man that took out twelve top Anbu ninja in one kick, the Mizukage of Irigakure, this man was none other then Naruto Uzimaki!

Sasuke was the first to recover from the shock. "Heh, Uzimaki-dobe, You were banished from Konoha and had no where else to go besides the weak Irigakure, and your the Mizukage? HA! Figures, a loser of a leader for a loser of a village."

"Sasuke, you really think your weak? You brought half of Konoha's ninja for this attack, and your still barely beating us.
Do you realize that the ninja guarding our boreder aren't the strongest?" Naruto asked, before continuing, "Oh, and it's not Uzimaki, it's Namikaze, Naruto Namikaze."

To say that Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Sakura, and Hinata were shocked was an understatment. Here was the dead last of the academy,
Kage of one of the Five Great Shinobi Nations. Not only that, but he took out twelve Anbu like he was fighting kids not even out of the academy. The fact that his last name was Namikaze was unbelievable as well, and something else that didn't help calm them down was the fact that the ninja they were fighting weren't anywhere near the top par of Irigakure.

"That's big talk dobe, but you can't back it up, I guess I'll have the privilege of killing you." Sasuke replied smugly. "Oh and don't defile the Namikaze's name like that, you should know better than to use a false name to get your position."

"Okay then Lord Hokage, ready to test that? Hmph, here if you can beat the youngest of my special forces then I'll fight you." Naruto replied calmly

"Dobe! How dare you insult me by sending a lackey to fig-" "I assure you Sasuke, he is more than you can handle." Naruto said int erupting Sasuke.

"Kenji... step forward." Naruto commanded lightly.

"Hai Naruto-Sama." replied a young voice.

A boy that looked to be about eighteen or nineteen stepped out from behind Naruto. He had black hair that came to about shoulder length. He wore a black tunicwith a white short sleeved combat shirt under it. He wore black combat pants with the typical Shinobi shoe wear. On his right arm sat a ninja headband with the Iri symbol engraved on it. On his side was a Katana. In its hilt it looked like Naruto's (A/N: The blades on their katana are the black part BTW) but the handle was white.

"Hn. A kid... that's who your sending aft-" Sasuke was cut off as he felt cold metal against his neck.

Sakura and Ino gasped. They had not seen the boy move, but here he was, right beside Sasuke.

"Don't disrespect our village or our Mizukage." The boy stated in a voice full of hate. "Especially if you can't even handle me, if I wanted to, I'd kill you now, but I can't really kill my Uncle now can I?

Sasuke was now wide eyed. He looked at the boy beside him, only to be met with the three-pronged Sharigan.

-
(A/N: Chapter's too short forget the cliffy!)

"Impossible! There is only one Uchiha left and that's me! You must have stolen the eyes of one of my fellow clan members the night Itachi killed them!" Sasuke yelled, Obviously enraged.

"I did not "steal" these eyes. I am the son of Nazuki Kyruki and Uchiha Itachi." The boy said, still in a hatred-filled voice.

N-no... that sick 'thing' would never have had a child!" Sasuke yelled back.

"Ne... 'Lord Hokage', how much do you actually know of the night your clan was slaughtered?" Naruto asked calmly.

"Alot more than you would!" Sasuke yelled back, attempting to lunge foward, only to stop, filling a warm liquid dripping down his neck.

"I'd watch it Sasuke, try that again and you'll end up getting killed." Naruto replied. "Sasuke, your brother was ORDERED to.
ummm... end... the Uchiha clan. Like the good little Anbu he was, he obeyed. Albeit reluctantly, but he couldn't bare to kill you.
He Never planned to leave the village, but the council revealed who it was that slaughtered them because he didn't finish the job."

"You... you liar! You dobe! LOSER! You don't know anything about it!" Sasuke continued to yell.

"Believe what you want. Kenji, lets go, this fight is over." Naruto said as he turned away, Kenji following behind him.

"You will fight me!" Sasuke yelled as he threw a Kunai towards Naruto's retreating figure.

In an instant Naruto was behind Sasuke, sheathing his sword.

"Haruno-san, Yamanaka-san take Sasuke back to the village after you treat his wounds.

'Wounds?' The two medic-nins thought simultaneously.

"Ha! Dobe! you may be fast, but you won't be...able to... injure...me..." Sasuke found that it was getting increasingly harder to talk.

Within the next moment, Naruto was back beside Kenji, his hand in the air. He had his middle finger on top of his thumb, firmly placed. The Konoha ninja braced themselve for an attack.

Then.. Naruto snapped his fingers.

Blood gushed form five places on Sasuke. His left shoulder, right arm, right side, left leg and the middle of his back were decorated with large slashes that looked like they had came from a Katana of sorts.

Every Konoha ninja looked on with horror (except Shikamaru, Chouji, and the KOed Kiba) as their 'beloved' Hokage fell to the ground.

Sakura and Ino were the first to react. Running to Sasuke's aid to see if he was okay. (A/N: LOL, Okay? He had gallons of blood gushing from him ya idiotic fangirls!)

"He's just uncuncious." Sakura said as she and Ino sighed in relief.

"Hmm, actually, Yumimaru, Kouji, Senkai, take Nara-san, Akimichi-san, Hyuuga-san, Inuzuki-san, and Akamaru with us. Kenji, get Yamanaka-san.

Four 'Hais' reverberated through the air as the said four ninja took the "Konoha Nine" members. Shikamru, Chouji, and Hinata were smart enough to go quietly. If they resisted, they would obviously be killed easily. Kiba would have fought back but.. due to certain issues he was incapacitated. Ino, however, wouldn't have it.

"Get away from me!" She yelled at Kenji.

He reached up to grab her but was stopped by Sakura's chakra enhanced fist nearly taken his head off.

"Your not taking her anywhere!" Sakura yelled angrily.

"Now, now Haruno-san, wouldn't want anything to happen to your precious Sasuke-kun would you?" Naruto asked.

"Shut it! You think your so cool because you run a village of losers! Well you got lucky! Sasuke-kun was distracted when you attacked!
You'll never be as good as him on your own! You always use the foresaken foxes power! You no better than he is! You...You... You DEMON!"
Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs.

Naruto appeared in front of Sakura with the same kunai Sasuke had thrown earlier.

"You can insult me all you alike, it won't make a difference to me, but when you insult my village AND speak of things you know nothing of, that's when you really start to piss me off." Naruto said, his voice between calm and angry. As soon as he said this, Sakura would regret what she said before forever.

Why? Well lets find out.

"AHHHHHHH!!!" Sakura's scream ripped through the air. Naruto had slashed the Kunai across both of her eyes. Blinding her.

"You'll find I'm not as forgiving or as naive as I once was." Naruto whispered to her, before appearing in front of Ino.

Naruto punched her in the stomach lightly, knocking her out. He brought her over his shoulder to carry her as he walked.

"Let's go."

Naruto walked away, with Yumimaru, Kouji, Senkai, and Kenji following behind him along with Shikamru, Chouji, Hinata, and Akamaru.
Oh, and don't forget about poor Ol' Kiba.


Ino: Did Naruto have to be so rough.

Me: ... I hope your talking about in the story, cause you shouldn't go into much detail about 'something else' after all, this only rated teen!

Ino: Shut up!

*Sakura walks up in front of me*

Me: Heya Saku-RAAAAAAA! *gets punched through a couple of walls*

Sakura: What did I ever do to you!

Me: I don't have time for this! *paper and pen*

Sakura:Wait... I'm sorry... stop... PLEASE! I'm begging you! I'll do anything!

Me:... Anything? (^_^)

*Drags Sakura into secluded area*

Me: Ino! You know the drill!

Ino:Yea yeah yeah -ahem-

Ino in a provacotive pose: Won't you guys R&R? Just fo me? *Seductive tone* You won't regret it.