Wow, I'm quite happy with the amount of reviews I got on my first chapter. I would like to thank Headphoneangel, Nakhti, Megan Sleevewillow, Vivadove, vlasadiusdraculasbride312 (who shall henceforth be known as VDB), Joshua, OceanFae, and Lilah Winters for reviewing.
I would especially like to thank Nakhti for pointing out several areas of possible confusion in my writing. I hope that this chapter clarifies things. :) This is the last the of the "explanatory" chapters. After this, it will get funnier. I swear!
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From: mummykillerjr.(at)cairoxpress. com
To: ikilledyoumummy(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Yo, Pr0blem heeya!
Yo Daddy-o! When is th1s vacay of ours g0ing 2 get on? Cuz u no i cant miss ne skool. Deez teechers is lyk, u is staying heeya mistr! So, plz get bak 2 me, sirrah!
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From: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
To: mummykillerjr.(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Re: Yo, Pr0blem heeya!
Yo son! Howz about you stop typing like a moronic teenager, and you start writing like you appreciate the education your mother and I have paid for you to get.
So why don't you just resend me that e-mail in a language I can actually understand?
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From: mummykillerjr.(at)cairoxpress. com
To: ikilledyoumummy(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Dear father, I have a problem…
Dear father, when will we go on this said vacation? You know that I can't miss school. My teachers are quite obstinate about this fact. So can you please reply to me with our exact departure date? I won't hope for the secret of our intended vacation spot, but I can dream…
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From: bookworm(at)cairoxpress. com
To: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: Ahem, Mr. O'Connell!
Rick,
I would very much enjoy it, dear husband, if you were to enlighten me as to when we may be leaving on this so-called non-treasure-seeking family vacation. As you will not inform your family as to where we are going, I will need to at least inform my subordinates at the university library as to the date of my departure. I wouldn't wish for the library to go into complete and utter chaos at my sudden and inexplicable disappearance.
-Evie
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From: ikilledyourmummy(at)cairoxpress. com
To: mummykillerjr.(at)cairoxpress. com, bookworm(at)cairoxpress. com, xJonathan-rocksx(at)cairoxpress. com
Subject: the moment you've all been waiting for!
No, I don't mean I'm going to tell you where we're going. But I will tell you when we're leaving. At the moment it is the middle of April. We'll leave at the end of June. So Evie, you'll have time to finish up work at the university, Alex, you can finish up at school, and Jonathan, you can do whatever you need to do. Like, maybe change your e-mail address.
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From: rottentothecore(at)gurgle. com
To: can'ttouchthis(at)sandbox. com
Subject: Surprise!
Hey honey! Guess what? I planned a vacation for us! We won't tell that meanie-weanie Pharaoh about this, right? And even better, I'm going to keep where we're going a surprise. So it will be even more romantic!
TTYL!
-Your snuggly-wuggly hunny-bear, Imhotep!
Yes, this is it, the last boring chapter. Now head on over and review, it won't hurt you. The scarabs are just for show, I promise you.
