Authors Note: This chapter takes place during Very Important Penfold.
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SCENE - INE SQUAWKENCLUCK'S LAB. DM IS WEARING A CHAUFFEUR'S CAP. SQUAWKENCLUCK IS STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND.
"Welcome to today's live chat with yours truly, and the professor." Squawkencluck waved at the camera. "Penfold is getting ready to attend his namesake awards."
Squawkencluck then told DM, "All questions and answers, as well as usernames will be uploaded to your iPatch. The system will be on-line in 5.. 4... 3... 2... 1."
"Now let's see who's asking. GQ_Terry over here says, Nice hat. Well, thank you, GQ_Terry."
"freerunner asks, have you ever tried parkour? It's liberating. Well, I've never done it, let alone heard of it, but I will consider it."
"svensdottir asks, have you ever tried CrossFit? Well, I never heard of it, but I will look it up." He then went online and then signed up for the CrossFit games.
"theshoemaker asks, what is your cornering technique? Is it smooth and easy? Flinging the front end aggresively? Or throttle-steering? I didn't even know it is possible to even steer with the throttle, or the fact that there are steering techniques, let alone three of them. Since I don't do smooth and easy, I'd say I would hurl the nose of the Danger Car into the turn and power through. I might consider throttle-steering sometime."
"I wouldn't recommend that." said Squawkencluck. "Throttle-steering requires the knowledge of setting up the car. And even though I know how to set up the Mark IV, I wouldn't even consider steering with the throttle. Wouldn't risk jepardizing any mission."
"Speaking of which, I'd like to ask another question. What is your cornering technique? Send in your answers. That was fast. theshoemaker says he steers with the throttle. fast_ed says he hurls the front end aggresively. webbo says he goes smooth and easy. lewis says he blips the throttle. skidmark here says he can blip the throttle faster than anybody. Well, thanks for all your answers."
"theshoemaker has another question. He or she asks, how quick is your starting ability? Be it on foot or in the car. Well, I didn't even know that starting speed can be measured, let alone exist. Therefore I can't provide an answer. As for the Danger Car, since Squawkencluck made it, I shall let her answer that. Take it away, Squawks."
"The Mark IV is optimized for realiability, and that includes an anti-stall system and launch control. As for starting speed, I can't claim it's anywhere within the realm of the Renault F1 cars. Hope it answers your question, theshoemaker."
"shootingstar asks, what was going on in your mind when Squawkencluck electrified the door handle of the HQ and zapped you? Think you're referring to this." A clip from Frankensquawk's monster started playing. "Well, I had the strangest dream of riding in the air on a flying dolphin with muscular arms instead of flippers. Think it had a Japanese name. It then sprouted a second head, and their mouths opened, revealing two more arms. Then all four hands fired rainbow blasts or something."
The horn of the limo then sounded. "Well that concludes this live chat. I need to get changed, and to get Penfold to his award show." She then tossed him the chauffeur's uniform, and he put it on. "Goodbye for now, and thanks for the questions."
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