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'thoughts'
"speach"
Naruto began to wake from his unconscious state to the sound of a voice. "Where the hell am I?" Naruto groaned.
"Ahh. At last, you have finally awoken." Called out a familiar voice to Naruto. Naruto bolted upright to find himself sitting on a four poster bed, in a room made completely of ice, and staring straight into the eyes of a certain raven haired vampire. "I was beginning to think that you would never awaken."
"Where am I?" Naruto repeated in frustration as he leapt off of the bed. However, Sasuke
caught the fleeing blonde in his strong arms and pulled him on to his lap.
"You, my delicious little pet, are in my own personal ice palace." Replied the older teen. He began to lick at Naruto's neck. Naruto tried his best to escape the strong grasp of the Uchiha, however he was not nearly as strong as him, and simply gave in and let Sasuke continue with his assault on his neck.
"Uhhh…Sasuke." Naruto moaned at his captor. 'Why the hell am I enjoying this?! This is so not good.'
"I love the way you say my name like that, my little pet." Sasuke whispered as he sucked on Naruto's neck leaving a hickey. "Oh and before I forget, I have a present for you."
'Oh God! I bet you it's some kinda sex toy!! I gotta get out of here,' Naruto thought to himself, 'but how?'. "Look! A dead biscuit!!" Naruto yelled and pointed behind Sasuke, as he attempted to run away as fast as he could, but was stopped when a hand dug into the back of his shorts and yanked him backward.
"I'm not a fool, you dobe!" Sasuke shouted into Naruto's ear. Naruto pouted at Sasuke 'I was so sure that would have worked!' Naruto mentally slapped himself. "Now, close your eyes so that I can give you your present." Naruto hesitated to close his eyes in fear that the vampire might pounce on him and do God knows what to him, but eventually he did shut his eyelids and awaited Sasuke's present. Naruto heard Sasuke open something and felt the Prince edging closer to him. Naruto then felt Sasuke's hand go around his neck as he heard a single click. "You can open your eyes now." Sasuke whispered into Naruto's ear, then licked it.
Naruto felt something round his neck as he clawed at his throat. He ran towards the nearest mirror and discovered that Sasuke had locked a collar around his neck, and to make matters worse the collar also read 'Uchiha's Pet'. "Sasuke!!!! Get this damn collar off of me!! I'm not your pet!!" Naruto screamed.
"Oh but you are my little pet, and I am your master." Sasuke purred, and with that said Sasuke's hand slowly began to slide down to Naruto's zipper on his shorts. "And now it's time for you to pleasure me."
Naruto thought that he was about to throw up. "I aint pleasuring some sick bastard!" Naruto exclaimed.
"You will do it, or I'll make you." Sasuke hissed. Naruto was now terrified, 'This guy is gonna rape me if I don't do it willingly! Ok, I have to think of a plan. AHA!" Sasuke was about to unzip Naruto's shorts when he was prodded in his eyes. "AHHH!!!"
"It worked! I'm so clever!" Naruto whooped in joy as he made a mad dash for the door of this icy prison. He broke through it and ended up in a corridor carved out of ice. 'This place really is an ice palace.'
Naruto proceeded down several corridors until he ended up in front of two large double doors, 'Maybe this is a way out!' He began to push open the door when he heard a roar, which was probably the prince himself out to get him. Naruto closed the door behind him and turned to see that he was in the armoury of the palace, Naruto glanced at all of the weaponry that adorned the wall but one weapon caught Naruto's eye. It was a rapid fire crossbow. "Oh yes! I'm so gonna kill that vampire bastard now!" Naruto happily shouted.
Naruto picked up the crossbow and spun round when he heard the doors being smashed apart. "Here's Sasuke!" The prince cheerfully exclaimed. "I must say I always enjoy a good hunt."
"Get the hell back!" Naruto shouted as he cocked the crossbow against his shoulder.
"Oh please, you barely know how to use pepper spray let alone a….." Sasuke's sentence was caught short when Naruto pulled down on the trigger of the crossbow, and let out a barrage of arrows heading straight towards Sasuke. Sasuke however managed to block them by covering himself with his wings.
"How the hell did you do that?!" Naruto asked in a mesmerized fashion. The next moment Sasuke was right next to him, and holding a leash. "Get the hell away from me!" Naruto cried as he stumbled backwards.
"Leave him alone." Came a voice from the back of the room. Immediately Sasuke spun round on his heel and glanced at the red haired boy.
"Ah, Gaara. So you've finally discovered my winter retreat. Quicker than expected if I may say so myself." Replied a cocky Sasuke. "And so I take it that you have come here to defeat me?"
"You guessed correctly and…." Gaara was cut off by Naruto laughing in the corner of the room. "Care to share what's so funny?"
"I'm sorry, it's just that you have no eyebrows." Naruto giggled as the two other vampires just stared at him. "Sorry, please continue your little fight."
"Enough pleasantries already, die Sasuke!" Gaara hissed as he withdrew a katana from it's sheath. He lunged at Sasuke with his katana, but Sasuke rolled out of the way and grabbed a rapier sword from the wall and horizontally slashed at Gaara tearing a hole in his shirt. "A rapier blade is no match for a katana."
"Do not underestimate the Europeans, this blade will be the end of you." Sasuke suavely replied. Gaara took another lunge at Sasuke but he parried it and countered with his own slash barely missing Gaara's ribs. Gaara kicked Sasuke in the stomach sending him backwards and away from him. Sasuke advanced toward Gaara with a series of swings and slashes of his sword , however Gaara managed to block everyone of these attacks and back-flipped to avoid a final stab by Sasuke.
"You're getting better, but it won't save you!" Gaara shouted as he quickly turned round and slashed Sasuke across the chest. Sasuke winced in pain but he continued to block and dodge Gaara's other stabs and slashes at him.
They continued their fight as they moved from the armoury to a balcony above the main foyer. Sasuke managed to inflict a wound a to Gaara's back, but Gaara had stabbed through Sasuke's left arm. Sasuke was now attacking Gaara with all of his might, and punched Gaara with the hilt of his sword giving Sasuke enough time to rip the katana out of Gaara's hands.
"Looks like I win." Sasuke spoke out in a triumphant voice. Gaara however spun round and unleashed a back piercing kick right into Sasuke's chest, sending him flying across the balcony. Naruto gasped in fright as Gaara picked up his katana and sprinted toward the raven haired prince. Naruto instinctively hurled the crossbow he held at Gaara and it connected with his face, making him stagger in pain and gave Sasuke enough time to pick up his sword and ram it into Gaara's shoulder. 'Why the hell did I just save my would-be raper?'.
"AHHH!!!" Gaara cried in agony. Sasuke strode over to Gaara and picked him up by the throat and held him over the balcony.
"Who sent you? Tell me now!" Sasuke angrily inquired, as his grip on Gaara began to loosen.
"It….was…your brother….Itachi." Gaara choked out in desperation.
"After the throne I suppose…" Sasuke trailed off. "Well you go tell Itachi that if he ever wants a chance of having the throne, then he should come fight me himself and not send some hired goon to do it." With that Sasuke let Gaara go to return to Itachi.
"How the hell did your arm heal?" Naruto asked inquisitively.
"I'm a vampire, my metabolism is much greater than yours." The raven haired prince replied.
"Who was that?" Asked a slightly confused Naruto, as Sasuke walked over to him and picked him up.
"That was a hired hitman named Sabaku no Gaara …well, more like hitboy who has been tracking me for months in an attempt to kill me." Sasuke retorted.
"But why?" Naruto asked, ever more interested.
"I will answer that later my pet, but now it is time I get my reward." Sasuke slyly said as he began biting at Naruto's neck, earning him a moan. It was at that point when he took advantage of Naruto's open mouth and stuck his tongue into Naruto's moist cavern, licking every inch of it. Naruto attempted to push Sasuke off, but it was to no avail. "Oh, we're going to have so much fun tonight." Sasuke laughed as he put Naruto over his shoulder.
"No! No! Somebody please help me!!!" Naruto screamed in terror. 'Why the hell did I even help him? I'm so stupid.'
