Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnananananananna.
Ruka: AHHHHHHHH, WE COULDN'T WAIT!!
Infinity: Here is the next chapter. HEADS UPPPPPPPPPPPP
Disclaimer: I in no way, shape, or form own the Teen Titans, Whoopi, Angelina's baby, Ethiopia, you get the jist of it, all the things you see that wouldn't make since if I owned it. Roflcopter.
Ruka: -hungover- mmm...mhmm...happ-HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!...HAppy...mmhmm.
Infinity: when the hell did Ruka get hungover. DAMNIT, WHY DID YOU SIT ON THE REMOTE!!!!!
Ruka: -hiiic- Life is like a box of boxes...you never know what's in that box. AND IF THAT BOX IS EMPTY, that's alright...try again. -pfffffft-...unless I sat on it. :D -falls and crawls to a couch on the set of Whoopi Goldberg's sewing show-
Raven: You had Bacardi during the follow-up, remember?
Infinity: What's that? I'm deaf.
Raven: No your not.
Infinity: No I'm not.
Raven:... I.Want.Out.. Now.
Whoopi: And now it's time to make a Angelina Jolie Baby mitten. Cloth made from Ethiopia.
Infinity: It talks.
Raven:...That...Is not where her baby is from.
Whoopi:...:D
Infinity: STOP THAT, HEFFER!!!!!!
Raven: Where is Cyborg? And Robin and Starfire?...And Beastboy?!?!?
Infinity: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Starfire: I do not like this cell. Not one bit. -gets up and searches- This looks like the one Beast boy described when he said he and raven were-
Robin: 1. LIEEEE. 2. MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYY
Starfire: ROBIN!!! pounce THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE HERE!! I thought I was alone on this one.
Robin: y...your speech has gotten a lot better.
Starfire: Yes, thanks to the DICTIONARYYYYY!!!
DICTIONARYYYYYY: Just doing my job, miss. -smile- -crashes out of cell leaving a convenient hole to the hallway to the room to the other hallway to the corridor to the room to the bathroom/Jacuzzi/chainsaw hall to the room's room to Shaq's basement, to the room where Ruka, Infinity and Raven are in.-
Robin:...How did he even get in?
Starfire: FAILS.
Robin: BAH!
Starfire:...what?
Robin:...I don't know anymore-oh my GOD- THIS CELL HAS A HOLE!!
Starfire: Let's make love.
Robin: NO!!!...Let's have SEX.
Starfire: OHHHH, THAT'S SPICY!!!
Robin: THIS ROOM IS INTOXICATED WITH FERTILE SPRAY AND X-TACY POISIONING!!
Starfire: AHHHHHHH, YOU INTELLIGENT, WITTY MAN YOU!!
Robin: -rips shirt off- I AM SHAQUITA. I ARE SEXY. I ARE HAVE SKILLS. I SEX YOU NOW.
Starfire: -orgasm- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Robin:...DAMNIT, I didn't even start. THIS FAILS!!!
Starfire: BAH!!
Infinity:...What the fucky fuck just happened over there?
Ruka: -hic- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAQ!!!!!
Shaq:...Why is there a hole in my basement?
Raven: WHERE THE HELL IS CYBORG!?!?
Whoopi Goldberg: We are in his mind...
Infinity: WHAT?!?!
Ruka: -hiiic- I KNEW IT!! -wobbles- I pppblehhh...I..I KNEW GOOD HBO ISN'T FREE, uhh...CYBORG HAS ISSSUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSsssuhhh...
Infinity:...WHAT?!?!?
Raven: I need advil...
Beast boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAMP!!!!!!!
Ruka: YES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LIGHT!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!
Raven: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!?-you have mittens on...
Beast boy: ROFL.
Whoopi: Yes...Now I challenge you to KUNG-FIZZLE!! -karate chops remote-
Raven: This is bullshit.
Ruka: Think BOXES
Raven: How about NOOH.
Infinity: D E N I E D.
Beast boy: WE'RE LEAVING ROBIN AND STARFIRE BEHIND!!
Infinity: They're in there own little world...And there air-poisioned and toxicated...And it's fuckin' scary-OH MY GOD, SHAQ, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The non-intoxicated titans including Ruka and Infinity are transported to a Karate dojo-
Sorry that they are short, I have a lot of ideas and when I feel the need to write them out they just pour like no other. Chapter 2 will be longer, ok? HOLLLORRRRR
-RukaAndInfinity2.0
