Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnananananananna.

Ruka: AHHHHHHHH, WE COULDN'T WAIT!!

Infinity: Here is the next chapter. HEADS UPPPPPPPPPPPP

Disclaimer: I in no way, shape, or form own the Teen Titans, Whoopi, Angelina's baby, Ethiopia, you get the jist of it, all the things you see that wouldn't make since if I owned it. Roflcopter.


Ruka: -hungover- mmm...mhmm...happ-HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!...HAppy...mmhmm.

Infinity: when the hell did Ruka get hungover. DAMNIT, WHY DID YOU SIT ON THE REMOTE!!!!!

Ruka: -hiiic- Life is like a box of boxes...you never know what's in that box. AND IF THAT BOX IS EMPTY, that's alright...try again. -pfffffft-...unless I sat on it. :D -falls and crawls to a couch on the set of Whoopi Goldberg's sewing show-

Raven: You had Bacardi during the follow-up, remember?

Infinity: What's that? I'm deaf.

Raven: No your not.

Infinity: No I'm not.

Raven:... I.Want.Out.. Now.

Whoopi: And now it's time to make a Angelina Jolie Baby mitten. Cloth made from Ethiopia.

Infinity: It talks.

Raven:...That...Is not where her baby is from.

Whoopi:...:D

Infinity: STOP THAT, HEFFER!!!!!!

Raven: Where is Cyborg? And Robin and Starfire?...And Beastboy?!?!?

Infinity: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!


Starfire: I do not like this cell. Not one bit. -gets up and searches- This looks like the one Beast boy described when he said he and raven were-

Robin: 1. LIEEEE. 2. MYSTERYYYYYYYYYYYY

Starfire: ROBIN!!! pounce THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE HERE!! I thought I was alone on this one.

Robin: y...your speech has gotten a lot better.

Starfire: Yes, thanks to the DICTIONARYYYYY!!!

DICTIONARYYYYYY: Just doing my job, miss. -smile- -crashes out of cell leaving a convenient hole to the hallway to the room to the other hallway to the corridor to the room to the bathroom/Jacuzzi/chainsaw hall to the room's room to Shaq's basement, to the room where Ruka, Infinity and Raven are in.-

Robin:...How did he even get in?

Starfire: FAILS.

Robin: BAH!

Starfire:...what?

Robin:...I don't know anymore-oh my GOD- THIS CELL HAS A HOLE!!

Starfire: Let's make love.

Robin: NO!!!...Let's have SEX.

Starfire: OHHHH, THAT'S SPICY!!!

Robin: THIS ROOM IS INTOXICATED WITH FERTILE SPRAY AND X-TACY POISIONING!!

Starfire: AHHHHHHH, YOU INTELLIGENT, WITTY MAN YOU!!

Robin: -rips shirt off- I AM SHAQUITA. I ARE SEXY. I ARE HAVE SKILLS. I SEX YOU NOW.

Starfire: -orgasm- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Robin:...DAMNIT, I didn't even start. THIS FAILS!!!

Starfire: BAH!!


Infinity:...What the fucky fuck just happened over there?

Ruka: -hic- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAQ!!!!!

Shaq:...Why is there a hole in my basement?

Raven: WHERE THE HELL IS CYBORG!?!?

Whoopi Goldberg: We are in his mind...

Infinity: WHAT?!?!

Ruka: -hiiic- I KNEW IT!! -wobbles- I pppblehhh...I..I KNEW GOOD HBO ISN'T FREE, uhh...CYBORG HAS ISSSUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSsssuhhh...

Infinity:...WHAT?!?!?

Raven: I need advil...

Beast boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAMP!!!!!!!

Ruka: YES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LIGHT!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Raven: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!?-you have mittens on...

Beast boy: ROFL.

Whoopi: Yes...Now I challenge you to KUNG-FIZZLE!! -karate chops remote-

Raven: This is bullshit.

Ruka: Think BOXES

Raven: How about NOOH.

Infinity: D E N I E D.

Beast boy: WE'RE LEAVING ROBIN AND STARFIRE BEHIND!!

Infinity: They're in there own little world...And there air-poisioned and toxicated...And it's fuckin' scary-OH MY GOD, SHAQ, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-The non-intoxicated titans including Ruka and Infinity are transported to a Karate dojo-


Sorry that they are short, I have a lot of ideas and when I feel the need to write them out they just pour like no other. Chapter 2 will be longer, ok? HOLLLORRRRR

-RukaAndInfinity2.0