Stand-alone companion piece to 'Special Treat'. Another conversation between our favorite bounty hunters.
Special Trick
"Holy shit Ranger, you can't put it there!"
"Where am I supposed to put it?"
"Any other place than that, that's definitely the wrong hole."
"I didn't know there was such a thing as the wrong hole."
"That's an out-hole. Things aren't supposed to go in there."
"How do you know if you've never tried?"
"I just know."
"Babe."
"Don't look at me like that. I don't feel comfortable doing this."
"You're going to regret it if you don't do it."
"I highly doubt that."
"You'd really like it. It's amazing."
"How do you know?"
"I just do."
"That's disgusting."
"I think you're turned on by the fact that I've done it."
"Bite me Ranger."
"Oh, come on Babe. Tell me honestly you've never thought about it."
"I haven't."
"Everyone's thought about it at some point."
"Not me."
"Your nose gets that cute crinkle when you lie."
"So I've thought about. Big deal. Happy now?"
"Yes, I am. Sure you don't want to try? Just once?"
"I'm positive. And my nose doesn't crinkle."
"Please, Babe."
"Don't ask me to do this; you know I'm a sucker for you asking nicely."
"Babe, just one time. For me. Please."
"Again with the pleaseā¦Fuck, I can't believe I'm going to do this."
"I love you Babe."
"You're going to have to prove it to me after this."
"Gladly. You ready?"
"I think so."
"Come on then, press against it."
"Oh my God, it will never fit inside."
"It will fit, try again."
"It's too tight."
"You're not trying Babe."
"Maybe we need some Vaseline?"
"Just push, will you."
"Holy crap, it actually went inside."
"See, I told you it would be fun."
"What happens now."
"Now we wait."
"For what?"
"We wait for Vinnie to start his car and watch his face as that potato shoots out of its tailpipe."
"You sure this is a good idea with my car karma?"
"Relax, it won't blow up. And besides, what's a little Trick-or-treating without some excitement?"
