Author's note: Hey guys! I have two news. So let's start at the good news, which is Chapter 2 is up. Yeah sorry if my good news is lame but meh. Whatever. For the bad news... I don't know if i'll continue my stories. Seems like writing isn't really my forte. So that's all, Sorry for my senseless blabbering.

I do not own Fairy tail.


First thing that Lucy notice that morning was something or more like someone was busy stuffing their head on her big chest. While mumbling gently along the lines, she heard it or mostly a he, muttering 'so soft' and 'mmnnnh smells goood'. Hastly warm strong hands tighten his hold on her back bringing her closer to his body as if she were going away.

There was four choices she could pick that a girl would do in this morning occurence. A.) She could scream bloody murder while shout the word that the boy should deserve for doing such thing, the word 'PERVERT' and sometimes adding a'DIE' word. B.) Hit him very hard if she even want throw him anything her hands can reach until he beg for mercy yet she will not bestow peace unto him. C.) Slap him that will send her tumbling down though in Lucy's case she can't send him on the floor she doesn't have that strength. Lastly D.) The greatest option that the girl would always retort to, Do all.

But no she didn't want to waste energy because she conserve it for her studying. Though she was almost tempted to smack him with her pink pillow that had yellow star, for his perverted hand(not only his hand was pervert but his wholeeeee she thought) that decided to be adventurous and roam then squeeze her (well-endowed)breast. Her eyebrows just twitched as a response. Her hand reached out his hand and detached it on her left chest. The blonde head was going to stand and move away when his hug tighten and his left arm latched again on her left boob.

"wohhooo" The pink haired bastard said grinning sheepishly.

All her resolve to save energy dumped down the drain and she choose the last option.

She decided to add up her infamous 'Lucy kick' because the blonde thought that the choices wasn't enough.

Justice was serve that morning for Lucy.


Her right hand stings and her ankle feel like it was injured. She hissed when the cold compress hit her throbbing red right hand.

"Heeeey! Between the two of us, its me who should need that most! Plus if you know it would hurt, you shouldn't have slap meeee!"

How dare that pink haired obnoxious, perverted bastard whine onto her.

"Shut up" The blonde girl gritted her teeth.

Jude Heartfilia, husband of Layla Heartfilia and father of Lucy Heartfilia watched the scene with his dilated eyes as if life was sucked out of him. Because in front of him was a man( Jude was sure he was a male even though he had a ridiculous shade hair color because his black boxers shout his masculinity) talking at his daughter in front of his father and mind him for beinghalf naked.

"Dad, where are you goin- Why are you heading towards the telephone?! Don't tell me-"

Jude hands reached the phone and force a smile and believe him with his eyes dilated and a grim smile etched on his face he look so muuuuch in the path of eternal pain.

"I'm calling your mom, you didn't tell us you have a boyfriend"

"Dad-"Jude cringed even Natsu too at her high pitched voice

"-willyou stop being silly, do I look like I would marry thischipmunk?!" She said while pointing her pointing finger at the said chipmunk who quickly detested at her insult

"-And stop calling mom for senseless topic, you know she's busy!" Lucy cried out, Frying pan in her hands which was ready to be thrown at Jude if he dare disobey her.

So no call was done and breakfast was prepared and served to the men thanks to Lucy.


Natsu frowned when his plate was empty no crumbs or rice was left. His onyx eyes stare intensely at Jude's two strips of bacon.

"So you two are not dating?" The blond man asked gulping nervously when he saw Natsu's heated stare on his breakfast.

"Naaaah, we're not" The pink haired teenager answered his fork going to stab Jude's bacon. The blond seeing his intention block the upcoming fork with the use of his spoon.

"So bestfriend, I presume? And will you please stop stealing my breakfast?" Now Jude used his fork by blocking Natsu's incoming spoon.

"Noooope we're not even friends. That bacon is much better on my tummy"

Seeing that Natsu won't give up, Jude stab the bacons and swallow it down in one bite.

Natsu pouted but instantly replace by a bright smile upon seeing that there was some eggs on Lucy's plate. Upon seeing Natsu's brighten state Lucy cast him the coldest stare she can mustered that even her dad gets goosebumps. To empasize more her silent
message she gripped her fork tightly as if ready to stab it to a certain person's hand.

Natsu swallowed before letting out a nervous laugh.